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Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

battalions, battle, blocky, Bravery, Commander, Conflict, courage, determination, Escape, Fought, Military, Overruled, Prohres, resilience, Royale.., Safety, strategy, Surrounded, Survival, UKRAINIAN, Unity, uprising, Victory, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Zombie Dances:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.

KairosSMP – Lifesteal

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Mods, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Animals Bred:	193

A Lifesteal SMP for players new and OG! Featuring a fun community and monthly events! We are currently offering 5 hearts to the first player to reach full netherite!

play.kaiross.info:25561

NisaSMP

Community, Custom Builds, Economy, Events, Keys, Minecraft, NisaSMP, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magic Items Found:	4790

A brand new Survival Minecraft Server! Custom builds, plugins, frequent events, free ranks and keys and so much more, join our community today!

smp.nisayera.com:25599

Macaroni Land: Where Pasta Wars and Cheese Factions Collide!

atmosphere, Brewery, Chaos, Cheese, collide, Community, Discord, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Fast, Friendly, Land, MACARONI, Minecarts, music disk, pasta, Plugins, rp sit, Shop, Skills, Small Community, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, Towns, trinkets, Wars

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

JAVA IP	37.10.122.12:25984
BEDROCK IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Overview:

Macaroni-land is your typical survival server with an old-school SMP vibe. It features PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and a small yet lively community. There are several towns to explore, a simple shop at spawn, starter kits, experimental skills, and various community-requested plugins.

FAQs:

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for a couple of months.

2. What can I find at the spawn shop?

The spawn shop mostly sells trinkets like custom music disk midis, starter kits, and player-owned items that offer more complex items. There are also weird experimental skills and community-requested plugins available.

3. What are some unique features of the server?

Some unique features include faster minecarts, a brewing plugin, an RP sit plugin, and various random additions to enhance gameplay.

4. How would you describe the community on the server?

The community is small, friendly, and slightly chaotic. Players are welcoming and enjoy interacting with each other.

5. Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?

Absolutely! Players of all experience levels are welcome to join and explore Macaroni-land.

MultiversusCraft Server

beta game, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, cross-progression, final release, intellectual properties, Jack’s [INSERT MOVE HERE], live service, Multiversus General, MultiversusCraft, MVG, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, pve mode, rollback netcode, Server, Single player, UE5 engine, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Votes:	6811	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where Jack’s pickaxe skills are just too OP? Look no further than our server! Join now and witness Jack mining through mountains like they’re made of butter!

Previously on our server: Jack’s mining skills were so strong that he dug a hole straight to bedrock and found diamonds galore!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a whole new world to explore filled with characters from Warner Brothers properties. From Batman to Bugs Bunny, you never know who you’ll run into next!

And don’t worry about the game shutting down for development, we’ve already got the final release ready to go. With new modes, new characters, and even a universal parry technique, the fun never stops on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon Beetlejuice building a haunted house in the mountains!

Minecraft SMP: The Last Creeper Jedi

angry review, Confusing, creeper, criticism, Emperor Palpatine, Fast-paced, film, Force power, jedi, JJ Abrams, Lucasfilm, Minecraft, Movie, nostalgia critic, plot holes, Rey’s lineage, rise of skywalker, Sequel, skywalker, smp, Star Destroyers, Star Wars, Star Wars fans, the last jedi

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s a thousand times worse than The Last Jedi! We’ve got Star Wars references galore, with Star Destroyers grown in the ground by Emperor Palpatine himself using force power. Need a laugh? Watch as a group of 20 strangers take over a Star Destroyer and ride horses on the hull – it’s pure chaos! And don’t forget about our main character who decides her last name is Skywalker in the last 5 minutes – talk about a plot twist! So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

MineCraftyWakeUpCall

#leo, Accountability, alarms, ANNOYED, Buses, childish behavior, Communication, House, Late, married couple, MineCraftyWakeUpCall, morning person, Overtime, partner, reminder, RESPONSIBILITY, supervisor, travel, waking up, work, work clothes

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Votes:	2935

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up on time is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and experience the thrill of setting multiple alarms, only to turn them off and go back to sleep like a pro.

Embark on epic quests to find the magical snooze button, hidden deep within the caves of procrastination. Battle against the evil forces of oversleeping and laziness, all while trying to make it to work on time!

Create your own alarm clock fortress and defend it against the relentless attacks of the late risers. Will you be the hero who saves the day by waking up on time, or will you be forever cursed to hit the snooze button for eternity?

Join now and show off your time management skills in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Remember, on this server, the early bird catches the diamond, so set those alarms and get ready for the most chaotic morning routine of your life!

KidNamedBob_AdultNamedSteve

adult names, age-appropriate appellations, age-appropriate monikers, age-appropriate names, age-appropriate naming, baby names, baby naming, childhood names, generational names, KidNamedBob_AdultNamedSteve, naming conventions, naming styles, naming trends, odd names, quirky names, strange names, traditional names, uncommon names, unconventional names, unique names, unusual names

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old names and themes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Picture this: you spawn into our world and suddenly you’re surrounded by talking animals wearing top hats and monocles. They greet you with a chorus of “Welcome, young adventurer! Prepare yourself for the wackiest journey of your life!” As you explore, you come across a giant rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of chicken nuggets and commands an army of explosive chickens. Don’t worry, they won’t harm you unless you try to take their precious nugget crown.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy? The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the absurdity begin!

DroneCraftSpy: Canada’s Soccer Secrets

#intelligence gathering, Canada, Canadas, Canadian soccer, Coaching, Concacaf, DroneCraftSpy, Drones, Espionage, Fifa, men’s soccer, national teams, Secrets, Soccer, sports, Spying, strategy, Surveillance, Tactics, Teams, Technology, Training, Women’s Soccer

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF CANADA’S SOCCER TEAMS WERE DRONES SPYING ON EVERYONE HAHAHA. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT WHERE YOU CAN BE A SNEAKY DRONE SPYING ON OTHER PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS GOALS WHEN YOU CAN JUST WATCH EVERYONE ELSE PLAY? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT SECRETS YOU CAN UNCOVER. MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND OUT WHO STOLE ALL THE DIAMONDS FROM THE SERVER’S TREASURE CHEST. HAHAHAHAHA.

HumanCraft: SpongeBob Edition

adaptation, cartoon, Characters, Edition, funny, human versions, Humanbob, HumanCraft, humans, Humanward, long tail tags, Mr. Human, names, Parody, Patrick Human, sandy cheeks, spongebob

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	11
Votes:	8573	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Emeralds Found:	2037	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more madness than a pineapple under the sea, I tell ya! Imagine if SpongeBob was actually a bunch of humans running around in square pants – that’s the kind of wildness you’ll find here!

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to swim! Build insane structures that defy the laws of physics and gravity – just like how Mr. Human defies logic by living in a pineapple!

And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got zombies that breakdance, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and skeletons that moonwalk like Michael Jackson! You won’t find this kind of lunacy anywhere else, folks!

So come on down to our server and let your inner Humanbob shine! Just watch out for Squidward, he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for no reason at all. But hey, that’s just how we roll in this wacky world of Minecraft!