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Higurashi’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Alternatives, Caution, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, escalation, Failure, higurashi, Higurashis, Logic, Minecraft, murder, Paradise, PIXEL, plan A, plan B, plan C, plan M, problem solving, problem solving techniques, rationality, Server, strategy, Table, teamwork, thinking ahead

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	252

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!

Hoofin’ Mindcraft: Horse IQ OP

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, Animal intelligence, animal studies, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., cognitive processing, cognitive reasoning, equine behavior, equine cognition, higher level thinking, Hoofin, Horse, horse behavior, horse intelligence, Horses, intelligence, mindcraft, Planning, planning skills, research findings, scientific study, thinking ahead

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity cuz our horses r like, super smart. dey can think and plan ahead and stuff. dey r like, einstein level smart. u wanna join dis server cuz u can ride around on ur super smart horse and feel like a freakin genius. plus, our horses can do tricks and stuff, like solve rubik’s cubes and play chess. it’s insane, bro. so come join us and be amazed by da intelligence of our equine friends.

ElecHypersensMCrealm

cosmic rays, ElecHypersensMCrealm, electromagnetic exposure, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic hypersensitivity, electromagnetic pollution, electromagnetic radiation, electromagnetic sensitivity, electromagnetic sensitivity causes, electromagnetic sensitivity symptoms, electromagnetic waves, Environment, health, Illness, knowledge, Neutrinos, radiation, Science, sensitivity, Symptoms, Technology

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Magic Items Found:	7163	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest stuff goin on! Like, if u think u got electromagnetic hypersensitivity, dis server will cure u! We got special powers dat block out dem neutrinos and cosmic rays, so u can play Minecraft without worryin bout gettin zapped by dem pesky rays. Plus, we got unicorns dat shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs dat drop diamonds. So come join da fun and leave dem cosmic rays behind!

TerpeneCraft: The Ultimate Pain Relief Server

#terpenes, Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, chronic neuropathic pain, Chronic pain, complementary therapy, holistic healing, Medical research, medicinal cannabis, mice study, morphine, natural remedies, neuropathic pain relief, opioid alternatives, Pain, pain management, pain medication, pain reduction, pain relief, pain treatment., Relief, Server, terpene benefits, TerpeneCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land of cannabis terpenes that can make ur pain disappear like magic. imagine u buildin ur house and suddenly ur back pain just poof, gone! it’s like u got morphine but without all the crazy side effects, it’s like a party in ur brain! come join us and let the terpenes take u on a wild ride of pain relief and building epic stuff in minecraft. u won’t regret it, trust me, it’s lit AF!

MineCraftyIndieServer

archival, Archive, BIRTHDAYS, Calendar, Clips, Corpo, discussion, ducks, Guide, indie, large indies global, material, MineCraftyIndieServer, Numbers, partner, Shill, Stream, Thread, twitch, Viewers, VOD, Vtuber

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	2683
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchantments Applied:	201	Chimeras Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to the “I cooka da bat Edition” Minecraft server! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bat cooking competition where players compete to see who can cook the most delicious bat dish. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted spatula!

– Our server is home to the largest community of indie vtuber fans in the Minecraft universe. Join us to discuss your favorite indie vtubers and share clips of their most epic moments.

– Want to shill your 499view oshi? No problem! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent, they’re welcome to join the madness on our server.

– We have a special section dedicated to creating Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before!

– And don’t forget about our exclusive “Ducks” section, where players can watch live streams of dashducks waddling around in all their glory. It’s quack-tastic!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with bat cooking competitions, indie vtuber discussions, and plenty of SEEEEEEEEEX!

CraftyPixels Minecraft Server

Accountants, business strategy, CraftyPixels, Eula, independent contractor, legal documents, legal requirements, marketing tactics, Minecraft, notaries, self employed, Server, Software (Industry), software business, software contracts, Software Development, software distribution, software entrepreneurship, software legalities, software licensing, software marketing, software sales, terms of service

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Animals Bred:	68	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	60	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about boring software marketing again. We don’t have any stuffy accountants or notaries here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And forget about those pesky Terms of Service and EULAs – on our server, you make the rules! Want to build a giant rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground bunker filled with llamas? Why not!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’ll fit right in!

RefundCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, CANCELLATION, curries, dessert, Dinner, entrees, Friends, group dinner, late notice, leftovers, Meal, meat curry, Migraine, Minecraft, money back, Pick up, RefundCraft, Server, severe migraine, shock, Tubs, vegan, vegan curry

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and spicy adventure! Just like the dinner where OP got shafted on the leftovers, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Explore our world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons, but be prepared for some shady dealings along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a curry conundrum just like OP! So come on in and see if you can navigate the drama and come out on top. And remember, always keep an eye on your leftovers!

UncleTreeHouseRepairNope

Assistance, baseball, Basketball, Boundaries, Coaching, Contractor, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial assistance, Help, home repair, insurance claim, material list, renovation, RESPONSIBILITY, structural engineer, Support, Time management, UncleTreeHouseRepairNope, volunteering

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Void Armor Forged:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than fixing your aunt and uncle’s crushed house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about those pesky repairs.

Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you don’t have to worry about material lists or structural engineering. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

Why waste your time helping family when you can join our server and build epic structures without any of the real-life consequences? Plus, our community is filled with players who will have your back, unlike some certain relatives we won’t mention.

So, are you ready to trade in your hammer for a pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, aging, awkward memories, cringe-inducing moments, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cultural shifts, EMBARRASSING, evolving tastes, fashion faux pas, generational divide, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, outgrown, Server, social norms, societal expectations, trends, uncool

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	2456
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Remember those days when you used to think you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now you’re older and probably cringing at your past self. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and be the coolest kid once again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. We have mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, and events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Only on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

Don’t let age cramp your style, come join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

SaltyTeacherRage

anger, annoyance, Classroom, Disappointment, education, Experience, Frustration, grudge, injustice, learning, lingering, Memory, past, Resentment, SALTY, SaltyTeacherRage, School, STUDENT, Teacher, UNFAIR, unresolved

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Are you still salty about that time your teacher gave you detention for sneezing too loud? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up frustration by building a giant sneeze-powered cannon to blast them into the stratosphere! Plus, our server has a secret underground detention center where you can trap your least favorite teachers and make them mine diamonds for eternity. Join now for some sweet, sweet revenge!

PolishWindCraft €194m Terminal

€194m, 194m, Approves, Baltic Sea, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity generation, Energy Transition, environmental impact, EU, european union, green technology, Infrastructure, Investment, offshore wind farm, Poland, PolishWindCraft, renewable energy, Sustainable development, Terminal, wind power

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

lol ok so like, u know how u always wanted to be a wind farmer but u live in poland and theres no wind farms? well guess what, now u can be a wind farmer in minecraft on this server! the eu just approved this insane €194m offshore wind farm terminal in poland and now u can be a part of it in minecraft! build ur own wind farm, harvest wind energy, and become the ultimate wind farmer in the virtual world! join now for a chance to win a virtual wind turbine that actually works (not really but it sounds cool right?) lol come join us and let’s make some wind magic happen in poland!

ImmortalNoMore

aging, aging process, biological immortality, death, eternal life, existential questions, genetic engineering, human biology, human lifespan, human mortality, IMMORTALITY, ImmortalNoMore, life extension, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality paradox, mortality rate, philosophical implications, random death, regenerative medicine, Scientific breakthroughs.

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Farms Harvested:	292
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	5510	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.