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The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of getting roasted by your friends for not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the biggest noob can become a master builder! Join now and show off your epic creations to shut up all the haters.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that he’s actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, ready to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate blocky warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond-clad hero to save the day!

Galactic Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crops Grown:	7953	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to Dumping ch223, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. You won’t find that kind of dedication anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Will you be the next llama warrior?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant block-shaped creature who roams the land spreading joy and chaos wherever he goes. Will you be able to tame him and ride him into battle?

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join Dumping ch223 today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

Air, angel beats!, bonus gems, burns, clannad, comedy, current event, database, Download, general, guaranteed SS banner, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, Jrpg, jun maeda, Little Busters, malicious spoilers, Minecraft, mobile game, pc game, red, smp, Tier List, trailers, twitter, YuRi

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	264479	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

Apple, autists, Boomers, bug fixes, Community, developers, Distros, Future, High IQ, hobby, linux, Minecraft, minimalist distro, os, philosophy, privacy-conscious, SHEKELS, smp, Uber, Updates, user-friendly distro, Zoomies

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Tired of Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

WONDERS – DONATE TO EVERYONE / FREE – NEW EVENT Minecraft server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

The owner of the server “WONDERS – EVERYONE DONATE FREE – NEW EVENT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pro.wondersmine.ru

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Potions Brewed:	199
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mines Excavated:	1348

Welcome to the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that if you find the golden cinnamon bear statue hidden deep within the caves, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic virtual VTuber awards ceremony ever seen in the Minecraft universe. You can vote for your favorite virtual idols and watch as they battle it out in epic virtual battles for the title of VTuber champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have AI-generated art that will blow your mind. Our AI wrangling anons have created some of the most mind-blowing designs you’ve ever seen, from pixelated masterpieces to futuristic creations that will leave you speechless.

So come join us on the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the treasures are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where human males dominate anthros and other creatures in a variety of scenarios! It’s like a wild jungle out there, with stories and projects that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us for the “Helluva Mindbreak” chapter 2, where things get even crazier than before. Or how about “Curiosity and Cat,” a tale that will have you questioning your own feline instincts.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into “Pythagas” chapters 1-10 for a rollercoaster of emotions, or try your hand at the “Murder Mystery CYOA” where you’ll be on the edge of your seat trying to solve the crime.

And if that’s not enough, join us for “Neon Dream of Organic Toys” where the toys come to life in ways you never imagined. Or maybe “Cold Blooded Dairy” is more your style, a story that will have you laughing and crying all at once.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild world of dominance and chaos!