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RegretCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Items Found:	1761
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Dragon Eggs Found:	6746	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken that lays blocks of diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the infamous Creeper King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… or should we say, a green, explosive fist. Will you challenge his rule and claim the title of Creeper Slayer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer! Just be careful what you say, you never know when a mischievous Enderman might be listening… 😉

Steamy Minecraft SMP

Coomerbros, Coomerbros community, Coomerbros memes, digital entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming influencers, gaming memes, gaming personalities, internet culture, Meme culture, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, online multiplayer gaming, PC Gaming, smp, Steam, steam community, Steamy, video games, virtual reality gaming

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join us at Coomerbros, where things are about to get wild!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Coomer, swoops in to save the day with his trusty flying pig sidekick.

And that’s just the beginning. Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you break turns into a delicious taco. But be careful, because the tacos are also explosive and can send you flying into the sky!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Disco Enderman, where the music never stops and the dance moves are out of this world.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is Coomerbros? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LastHive Minecraft server

Anarchy, BEES, best, BUILD, Clans, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Events, Foreign, Fun, Gaming, LastHive, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Ranking, RPG, Server, Stable, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Love Letters Sent:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

LastHive is one of the stable and best Minecraft servers, created in honor of our beloved bees.

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Shallow Dudes Minecraft Server

attraction, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, double standards, Dudes, gender dynamics, Gender norms, judgmental, long-term relationships, Men, Minecraft, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, romantic relationships, Server, Shallow, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Star Shards Collected:	287	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to date dudes who are so epic, even women can’t resist them. Our players are so charming and hilarious, they’ll have you laughing all day long. Who needs diamonds when you have these gems of guys around?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay around? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP

Apologize.., Campaign, curb-stomping, debate, executive branch, Losers, millennial, Minecraft, ourguy, president, SAVED, SAVIOR, shat on, smp, Walz

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of getting roasted by your friends for not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the biggest noob can become a master builder! Join now and show off your epic creations to shut up all the haters.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that he’s actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, ready to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate blocky warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond-clad hero to save the day!

Galactic Heroes Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, Battles, ch223, Characters, classic, dumping, Epic, futuristic, Galactic, Heroes, Legend of Galactic Heroes, Legendary, Manga, Military, Minecraft, novel, Plot, Ryu Fujisaki, science fiction, Server, space opera, strategy, Universe

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to Dumping ch223, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. You won’t find that kind of dedication anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Will you be the next llama warrior?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant block-shaped creature who roams the land spreading joy and chaos wherever he goes. Will you be able to tame him and ride him into battle?

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join Dumping ch223 today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

Air, angel beats!, bonus gems, burns, clannad, comedy, current event, database, Download, general, guaranteed SS banner, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, Jrpg, jun maeda, Little Busters, malicious spoilers, Minecraft, mobile game, pc game, red, smp, Tier List, trailers, twitter, YuRi

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1078	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

50 Shades of Grey, anal play, ass play, cum swallowing, deepthroat spray, dirty talk, double headed dildo, evolving sex life, lingerie, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, oral sex, partner intimacy, PIXEL, reverse cowgirl, role-play, Server, sex toys, sexting, sexual exploration, spanking, tight body

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

Apple, autists, Boomers, bug fixes, Community, developers, Distros, Future, High IQ, hobby, linux, Minecraft, minimalist distro, os, philosophy, privacy-conscious, SHEKELS, smp, Uber, Updates, user-friendly distro, Zoomies

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Votes:	9195
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Tired of Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

Boundaries, boundary crossing, consent, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., entitlement issues, Fair Play, inappropriate advances, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, inappropriate requests, Minecraft, oral sex, power dynamics, sex, sexual coercion, sexual consent, sexual entitlement, sexual favors, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, Whos

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!