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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 7200 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 342 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 230 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”
