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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7910 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the unexpected is always expected! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything, just like the ending of that film that made someone hard for some reason. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join too, like our annual llama rodeo where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend to play chess with. So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time!
