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NoChoiceButMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, there are flying pigs that poop diamonds and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and can breathe fire underwater. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and sometimes even the Ender Dragon shows up to breakdance. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and go on a rampage through the server, destroying everything in our path. It’s totally wild, bro!

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally insane and full of crazy adventures, then you have no choice but to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Dimension Hops:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5784	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchantments Applied:	110	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost Maid combo? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic adventures with Elira Pendora, the queen of Minecraft mayhem! Watch as she builds castles with her mind and tames dragons with her pinky finger. Follow her on Twitter for daily updates on her Minecraft conquests!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean of chaos with Finana Ryugu, the master of fish and chips in Minecraft. Witness her battles against sea monsters and her epic underwater base. Subscribe to her YouTube channel for a chance to win a real-life fish and chips dinner!

And let’s not forget Mint Fantome, the mysterious Minecraft magician who can turn diamonds into cookies. Follow her on BlueSky for exclusive behind-the-scenes Minecraft magic tricks!

Oh, and did we mention Pomu Rainpuff? She may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the form of explosive Minecraft energy! Watch her 3D debut and witness the birth of a Minecraft legend!

Join our server for a chance to win voice packs, wallpapers, and more! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Steamy Deck Adventures

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Enchantments Applied:	217	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the steam leaks are part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE challenges.

Picture this: You’re on the deck of a pirate ship, trying to figure out how to get the steam leak to work. But wait, there’s a twist! The steam leak is actually a secret entrance to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. All you have to do is solve a series of RIDICULOUS puzzles and traps to claim your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding to be crowned the rulers of the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their LLAMA dictatorship?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a WACKY and HILARIOUS Minecraft experience like no other!

JawdroppingCraft – Where Strong Jaws and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are thicc and the adventures are wilder than a creeper on a sugar rush!

Join us if you want to build a world where strong-jawed women reign supreme – because let’s face it, if you’re into that, you’re probably a secret homo sapien! Our server is home to the most feminine women in all of Minecraft, making it the ultimate choice for any heterosexual player out there.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way through our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for a blocky beauty with a jawline sharper than a diamond sword!

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Friends

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the most epic structures you can think of and show them off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary quests and adventures that will test your skills and bravery. Fight against fearsome creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and become the ultimate hero of the land!

And if you’re looking for some laughs along the way, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From outrageous stories to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where State Mandated Sex is Just a Block Away!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	5770
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we believe in mandatory state–mandated sex for all employed men! Feeling lonely and sexually deprived? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll get all the love and attention you deserve!

Join us for a wild and crazy time as we build and explore together in a world where sex is mandatory and loneliness is a thing of the past. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous experience!