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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 429 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!
