things that I loathe Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoTol3r8!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Magic Items Found:	2854	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you can’t tolerate the sight of a creeper without exploding into laughter. Our creepers have been trained in stand-up comedy and are sure to make you ROFL (Roll On the Floor Laughing)!

Sick of the same old boring mining routine? On our server, you’ll find diamond ore that sings opera when you mine it, and redstone that tells knock-knock jokes as you build your contraptions.

And if you’re tired of the same old survival mode, come join our server where survival means battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their beaks and riding pigs that can fly!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MovieMoment Minecraft SMP

Cinematic, cinematic experience, dramatic, Dreamlike, eXtraordinary, extraordinary event, fairytale, FANTASY, life experiences, MAGICAL, memorable, Minecraft, movie moment, MovieMoment, once in a lifetime, plot twist, smp, Storybook, surreal, surreal moment, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unforgettable

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Potions Brewed:	126
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	84

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away in your cozy little cave, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of creepers start dancing around you like they’re in a synchronized flash mob. Just as you think it’s all over, a mysterious figure swoops in on a flying pig and saves the day. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.

LonelyCraft: No Friends, Just Blocks!

blocks, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Friends, ISOLATION, isolation and mental health, isolation coping strategies, isolation help, isolation management, isolation support, Loneliness, loneliness and mental health, loneliness coping strategies, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness resources, loneliness support, LonelyCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, self-care, Social Connections, support system

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Potions Brewed:	105
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a lone wolf in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who will become your new virtual family.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he’s actually our top builder, creating jaw-dropping structures that will leave you in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll encounter on your journey.

So why waste another minute feeling lonely when you could be laughing, adventuring, and making memories on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Tekkit Friends: The Server Where We Mod Our Way to Friendship

Boyfriend, BUILD, Community, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, hang out, hop on, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, mod, Modded, modded fun, Play, Preference, pretty builds, Server, smp, Tekkit, Years

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Join us on our Tekkit 2 server for a fun and community-oriented Minecraft experience. We love pretty builds and welcome players who share the same passion!
IP Address	tekkit.modded.fun / 173.240.148.215:25601

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long have you been playing on the server?	My boyfriend and I have been playing together for a few years now.
What type of builds do you prefer?	We have a strong preference for players who like pretty builds, but all are welcome to join!
Can I join the server?	Of course! Just use the provided IP address to connect to our Tekkit 2 server.

BoutineLA Beach Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, Beach, beach fashion, beach queens, beach style, Beach Vibes, beachwear, Bikini Babes, bikini season, boutinela, BoutineLA bikinis, fashion, Minecraft, queen of spades, Queen of Spades tattoo, Server, Style, Summer, Swimwear, swimwear fashion, swimwear trends, tattoos, trend, Women

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a woman wearing a BoutineLA bikini on the beach? Well, look no further because our server is the new Queen of Spades tattoos of the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own bikini-clad empire, complete with sandcastles and beach parties that would make even the most hardcore beach bum jealous.

But beware, the Queen of Spades tattoos are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can help you conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

So grab your sunscreen, your pickaxe, and your sense of adventure, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us now and let’s make some waves in the Minecraft universe!

SMPFamilyMurderMystery – “My family was murdered, dude that sucks. Bummer man. Minecraft SMP”

Bummer, dark comedy, dude, emotional, family, Grief, horror comedies, horror genre, horror movies, Loss, loved ones, man, Minecraft, Movie, murder, Murdered, reaction, SENSELESS, smp, SMPFamilyMurderMystery, stupid, SUCKS, Thriller, Tragedy, unrealistic reactions, violence

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Join our wacky SMP where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens armed with pickaxes ambush you! Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never know what to expect on our server!

And don’t even get us started on our epic roleplay events. Last week, we had a showdown between players dressed as giant creepers and players dressed as dancing villagers. It was chaos, but in the best way possible!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs.

Grandma’s Block Party Minecraft Server

abandonment, BLOCK, Communication, coping with loss, dealing with trauma, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Grandmas, Grandparents, Grief, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, Party, seeking guidance, seeking help, Server, substance abuse, support system, teenage behavior, teenage rebellion, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Buildings Constructed:	16
Dimension Hops:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully tears of joy).

Our server is so awesome, it will make you forget all about your family issues and personal struggles. Who needs therapy when you can just mine some diamonds and build a castle instead?

Join now and escape into a world where grief and pain don’t exist, only creepers and zombies trying to ruin your day. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret potion that will make all your problems disappear (Disclaimer: potion may or may not actually work, but it’s worth a shot).

So come on, join us and let’s build a new life together in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough wood to finish your epic treehouse. See you there!

WeddingRageCraft

accident, apologies, Boundaries, cake cutting, celebration, Communication, Confrontation, EMBARRASSING, emotions, family, forgiveness, friendship, inclusion, Kids, nephew, Outburst, parenting, screaming, throwing a fit, Wedding, WeddingRageCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with cake-cutting catastrophes and family feuds that will make your head spin.

Experience the thrill of accidentally ruining a wedding cake and getting kicked out in front of all your friends and family. Who needs a boring old cake cutting ceremony when you can have a full-blown meltdown instead?

Join now and witness the epic showdown between a bride and her so-called “nephew” who dared to take a bite out of her precious cake. Will there be apologies? Will there be forgiveness? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on this insane drama!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you can have real-life drama right at your fingertips?

IllegalFeelsLegal – Minecraft SMP

Accepted, Behavior, common, Cultural, customary, everyday, frequent, habitual, illegal, IllegalFeelsLegal, Ingrained, law enforcement, Minecraft, norm, Overlooked, prevalent, Routine, smp, social constructs, Societal, societal norms, UNNOTICED, widespread

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that everything illegal in the real world is fair game! Want to steal diamonds from your neighbor’s chest? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Why not! Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from too many explosions). So come join us and let your inner rebel run wild! Who knows, you might even become the most infamous player on the server, known far and wide for your outrageous antics. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – as long as you can handle the consequences (like getting banned for blowing up the spawn point…again).

PixelPurseProtection

affordability, Budget, cost of living, essential needs, expensive, financial constraints, financial decisions, financial priorities, Financial Stability, high cost of living, Luxury items, non-negotiable expenses, personal values, PixelPurseProtection, price tags, Quality over quantity, saving money, splurging, sticking to budget, unwilling to compromise, value for money

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced items in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and never worry about breaking the bank again!

Our server is like a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give out free hugs. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and emerald blocks just waiting to be discovered. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of netherite ingots!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing extravagant parties complete with fireworks and cake. Join us and become friends with the Ender Dragon, who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can carry in your inventory!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

classified mission, Conflict, covert operation, diplomatic relations, Espionage, government secrecy, intelligence operation, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, Operation, political tension, russia, russian military, secret, Server, strategic planning, Ukraine, unrealistic, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Runes Activated:	5

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so top secret, even the president of russia doesn’t know about it? well, you’re in luck, cuz our server is so hidden, it’s like a secret base in the middle of nowhere.

imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re in a top secret mission in russia’s kursk oblast. you gotta sneak around and avoid getting caught by zelenskyy himself. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft form.

plus, the rewards are insane. if you complete the mission, you get a diamond armor set that makes you invincible. no joke. you’ll be the most powerful player on the server, and everyone will bow down to your greatness.

so, what are you waiting for? join our top secret, totally unrealistic, but totally awesome minecraft server now! trust us, you won’t regret it.