things that I despise Minecraft Servers

Things That I Despise

  • NoTol3r8!

    NoTol3r8!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you can’t tolerate the sight of a creeper without exploding into laughter. Our creepers have been trained in stand-up comedy and are sure to make you ROFL (Roll On the Floor Laughing)!

    Sick of the same old boring mining routine? On our server, you’ll find diamond ore that sings opera when you mine it, and redstone that tells knock-knock jokes as you build your contraptions.

    And if you’re tired of the same old survival mode, come join our server where survival means battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their beaks and riding pigs that can fly!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrashCraft: F16FunZOne

    CrashCraft: F16FunZOne

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna fly a f-16 aircraft in minecraft? well guess what, our server lets u do just that! join us and experience the thrill of crashing a ukrainian f-16 aircraft in a totally safe and virtual environment. it’s like the real thing, but without all the pesky consequences. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the authorities after your epic crash. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SmileCraft Ruins

    SmileCraft Ruins

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A PERIOD DRAMA BUT WITH LESS SMILES AND MORE BLOCKS. U CAN BUILD UR OWN CASTLE AND THEN WATCH IT GET DESTROYED BY A CREEPER WITH A HOLLYWOOD SMILE. COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS, IT’S LIKE A SOAP OPERA BUT WITH PICKAXES AND ZOMBIES. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AutismCraft: Brain Scan Edition

    AutismCraft: Brain Scan Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some Minecraft but also wanna feel smart and stuff? Well, dis server is like, da perfect combo of both! Our team of super smart scientists have created dis crazy math thingy that can like, totally find autism markers in brain pics! Like, whoa, mind blown, right?

    Join dis server if u wanna be part of da most brainy Minecraft community ever! We’re like, da Mensa of gaming, except we also build epic castles and stuff. Plus, u might even unlock some secret genetic powers while u play. Who knows, maybe u’ll become a Minecraft superhero with the power to build entire worlds with just a flick of ur wrist!

    So, come on over and join us on dis wild ride of science and Minecraft madness. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pump SMP – Like pumping iron, but in Minecraft! 18+ only, pure vanilla server 1.21

    Pump SMP – Like pumping iron, but in Minecraft! 18+ only, pure vanilla server 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Vanilla 18+ Minecraft Server
    Minecraft Version 1.21
    Community Size Small, Building Playerbase
    Server Type Vanilla

    FAQs

    1. Can anyone join the server?

    No, the server is only for players who are 18 years old and above.

    2. Is it a vanilla Minecraft server?

    Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server running version 1.21.

    3. How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you need to join the Discord server mentioned in the post above. There, you will find instructions on how to join the Minecraft server.

    4. What kind of environment can I expect on the server?

    The server aims to provide a fun and chill environment for players. It is a small community where players can enjoy playing Minecraft together.

    5. How can I get more information?

    You can join the Discord server linked above to get more details and connect with other players on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SlavCraft Minecraft Server

    SlavCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you mountainlet slavs out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with vodka-fueled shenanigans, squatting competitions, and epic battles against giant babushka bosses.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying bears, build your own potato farm, and even participate in the annual pierogi-eating contest. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with treasure and gopniks dancing to hardbass music.

    So why are slavs such mountainlets? Because on our server, anything is possible – even turning a humble mountainlet into a vodka-swilling, squatting legend. Join us now and embrace your inner slav!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: TheCraftingCouple

    Minecraft SMP: TheCraftingCouple

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where pro wrestling’s it couple reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with body slams, suplexes, and creeper explosions!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader suplexed a horde of zombies into a pit of lava while wearing a sparkly pink tutu. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy antics. We once had a build battle where the loser had to wear a chicken suit for an entire week. Let’s just say, there were clucks heard ’round the server.

    So come join us on this wild ride of pro wrestling madness and Minecraft mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Just be prepared to bring your A-game and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DrunkCraft: No Third Wheel!

    DrunkCraft: No Third Wheel!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a drunk friend kissing you on the neck in front of your girlfriend! Join us for a chance to experience the unexpected and outrageous moments that will leave you and your friends caught off guard.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life, where you can make new friends and create unforgettable memories. Just be sure to watch out for those who misbehave once in a while – we don’t want any unexpected kisses ruining the fun!

    So come on and join us, where second chances are given and crazy adventures await. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after a day on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ObsessedGamerMC SMP

    ObsessedGamerMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you obsessed with Minecraft? Do you dream of building the most epic structures and dominating the virtual world? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So if you want to test your skills against the legendary ghostly dancer and become the ultimate Minecraft master, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hypocrafters: The Ultimate Betrayers

    Hypocrafters: The Ultimate Betrayers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers where the admins are the biggest hypocrites of all time? Look no further, because our server takes hypocrisy to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of being banned for breaking rules that the admins themselves don’t even follow. It’s like playing Minecraft in the Twilight Zone, where up is down, left is right, and the rules are made up on the spot. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP