things that I can’t stand Minecraft Servers

Things That I Can'T Stand

  • NoTol3r8!

    NoTol3r8!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you can’t tolerate the sight of a creeper without exploding into laughter. Our creepers have been trained in stand-up comedy and are sure to make you ROFL (Roll On the Floor Laughing)!

    Sick of the same old boring mining routine? On our server, you’ll find diamond ore that sings opera when you mine it, and redstone that tells knock-knock jokes as you build your contraptions.

    And if you’re tired of the same old survival mode, come join our server where survival means battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their beaks and riding pigs that can fly!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OktoberCraft Minecraft Server

    OktoberCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of Oktoberfest every day! we have beer flowing like a waterfall and security tighter than a pickle jar lid! you’ll feel like you’re in germany, but without the expensive plane ticket! build your own beer garden and party all night with your virtual friends! who needs real life when you can have this kind of fun in minecraft?! come join us now and let the good times roll! prost! πŸ»πŸŽ‰

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpyCraft: Mexi-Russo Hub

    SpyCraft: Mexi-Russo Hub

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, picture this: russia and mexico team up to spy on the u.s. but in minecraft! you can be a spy for russia or mexico and try to outsmart the americans. there are secret missions, hidden bases, and even a taco truck that serves as a front for the spy operation. plus, there’s a giant statue of putin riding a llama because why not? join now and be part of the most ridiculous spy game ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NORRSMC

    NORRSMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Spanish speaking server – NORRS Community

    -Survival with house protection

    -Free ranks and kits

    -Make friends!

    194.164.96.21:25568

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Conquest of Hunterra: Where even the creepers roleplay and ask for permission to explode. Whitelist required!

    Conquest of Hunterra: Where even the creepers roleplay and ask for permission to explode. Whitelist required!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Nutrition & Seasons Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
    Skill Progression & Tougher Enemies Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
    Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
    Build Self-Governing Settlements Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path to lordship based on your accomplishments and specializations.

    Apply now and experience a medieval adventure like no other!

    Modpack: Conquest of Hunterra Modpack

    Discord: Conquest of Hunterra Discord

    FAQ

    Q: When did the server launch?

    A: The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.

    Q: What version is the server on?

    A: The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.

    Q: What is the main focus of the server?

    A: The server offers a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience with unique features to immerse players in a historical adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Let’s Smile Minecraft Server

    Let’s Smile Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits from DJ Villager! Don’t worry, they promise not to explode…maybe.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even Herobrine himself would break a sweat! Just watch out for the flying pigs that will try to knock you off course.

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s smile together as we create unforgettable memories in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMP Minecraft Salvation Can Be Yours

    SMP Minecraft Salvation Can Be Yours

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is so epic that even the Bible is dropping some sick verses about it. We’ve got a crazy gate system that will lead you to either destruction or eternal life – talk about high stakes Minecraft!

    Join us and experience the blessed life of a Minecraft player. If you’re poor in spirit, mourning, meek, hungry for righteousness, merciful, clean in heart, a peacemaker, or persecuted for righteousness, this is the server for you! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of God’s love to go around – just like diamonds in a mineshaft.

    So come on and join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and maybe even repenting for your Minecraft sins. Who knew virtual block-building could be so spiritually enlightening? Can I get an amen? πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ”₯

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisCraftOFShame

    SisCraftOFShame

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrendyThrowback – Minecraft SMP

    TrendyThrowback – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you wish bell-bottoms and disco balls were still a thing? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we bring back all the retro trends you never knew you needed! From lava lamps in every base to pixelated tie-dye sheep, we’re all about bringing back the grooviest styles from the past. Join us for a blast from the past and a server experience that’s far out, man!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SeaCreepCraft

    SeaCreepCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ahoy mateys! Are you tired of sailing the seven seas only to be bored out of your mind? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your aquatic adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of encountering the most bizarre and creepy sea creatures you’ve ever seen. From giant squids that serenade you with sea shanties to mermaids who will trade you enchanted tridents for your soul, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual ocean.

    But that’s not all! We also have underwater dungeons filled with treasure and cursed pirate ships that will haunt your dreams. So grab your compass and set sail for the most outrageous Minecraft server on the high seas. Arrrrr you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP