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Things That Feel Sexual

  • TotallyFriendlyMinecrafterz

    TotallyFriendlyMinecrafterz

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    Welcome, intrepid block-breakers and pixel-punchers, to a Minecraft realm that’s so wild, even Steve won’t believe it! You might be asking yourself, “What’s a completely non-sexual thing that somehow feels sexual?” Well, buckle up your diamond armor because you’re about to dive into a world where even the most innocent of pastimes take a totally unexpected turn!

    Picture this: you’re mining deep underground, steam rising from the cavern walls—it’s intoxicating! Suddenly, you stumble upon a cavernous obsidian and lava pool that makes your heart race (no, not the kind of heart you find in a chest). Your goal? Crazy rare ores! But every time you swing that mighty pickaxe, all you can hear is the echo of “Oh, yeah, baby!” from the depths as your diamonds blissfully pop out. Who knew mining could make you feel like you just stumbled into a cosmic love affair?

    Feeling a little peckish? Join our famous “Poke Your Pig” contest! Tail-wagging pigs will be lining up for the chance to be your ride, but be careful; don’t take it too far, or you might just end up with a pig that gives you those kinds of looks! Caution: there are rumors of enchanted carrots that promise to make you irresistible to our fabulous four-legged friends. Can you handle that level of attention?

    And don’t get us started on our infamous “Water Slide of Doom”! This hydraulic wonder makes you feel more free than a butterfly trapped in a net. Jump down and experience all the twists and turns that gurgle like a flirtatious creek. It’s not just a water slide; it’s a euphoric rush that will have you yelling for joy as you plunge into the refreshing depths—definitely more thrilling than a simple splash!

    Prepare for our Yes-Yes-Yo-Yo Dance-Off every Friday! Watch as Minecraft mobs breakdance on your cobblestone roof while you attempt to dance your way to victory. Who knew skeletons could twerk or that creepers could moonwalk?! Keep your carefully crafted armor on, because no one leaves this party unscathed… or without an explosive good time!

    And as if that wasn’t enticing enough, every building project here feels like a personal invitation to architectual seduction—there’s nothing quite like crafting a sleek modern house only to find you’ve accidentally attracted an army of eager villagers who “want to move in.” It feels a little like being in a romance novel; everyone wants what you’ve got!

    So join us! We promise a hilarious blend of adventure, chaos, and unsuspected sensations that’ll leave you breathless—definitely not that kind of breathless, but who knows what might happen when the sun sets and the mobs come out to play? Grab your blocks, bring your crazy stories, and prepare to dive into a Minecraft world like no other!

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  • Matzouni SMP – Greek & English Server

    Matzouni SMP – Greek & English Server

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    Matzouni Server Information

    Hey there, fellow player! Sick of those servers where you gotta pay to win? Well, say goodbye to that nonsense and come join Matzouni! It’s a cool Greek & English SMP server with tons of achievements, rewards, and even free ranks!

    Featuring:

      • MCMMO
      • Custom User-Friendly Menus
      • Jobs
      • Auction House
      • Achievements

    Join the fun at: IP: matzouni.com Discord: Join Here!

    Come hang out, make friends, and have a blast on Matzouni!

    matzouni.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GloryNetwork Bedwars & Practice

    GloryNetwork Bedwars & Practice

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    GloryNetwork

    Join the new GloryNetwork from VeinGlory. Join for fun Bedwars and Practice games now, more coming soon!

    play.glory-network.net

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  • VoxelMine PuroCraft

    VoxelMine PuroCraft

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    VoxelMine Server Info

    Welcome to VoxelMine, the ultimate Minecraft server for true fans of the game! VoxelMine is all about that pure Minecraft experience, focusing on the basics. But don’t worry, they’re planning some cool new stuff in the future!

    Connect now:

      • Java Edition: Mc.Voxelmine.it
      • Bedrock Edition: Bedrock.voxelmine.it

    Compatible with versions 1.7.x to 1.18.x and offering modes like:

      • Vanillapuro
      • KitPVP
      • Vanilla Survival
      • Bedwars

    And more modes coming soon! Join the fun and start playing today!

    mc.voxelmine.it

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  • MangoMC Playground

    MangoMC Playground

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    MangoMC Server Info

    Join MangoMC! We’ve got a chill Survival server, a Creative world, Ultra Hardcore, and fun minigames.

    Our server has two cool minigames, Elytra Battles and Ledges. We love feedback, join our Discord to chat about the server or just post memes.

    play.mangomc.net

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  • CubicMC – Ultimate Survival

    CubicMC – Ultimate Survival

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    CubicMC Server

    At Cubic, they wanna give you the best survival time ever. They work hard to make sure the game is tough but still super fun. The staff are nice and always ready to help you out.

    The server is all about community. It’s made for the players and the community.

    play.cubicmc.com

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  • SquidCraft Hub

    SquidCraft Hub

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    SquidCraft

    SquidCraft is a fresh Java 1.18.2 server just like HermitCraft. It’s all about community and vanilla survival. The players are all grown-ups (18+) who love exploring Minecraft and being creative.

    Features:

      • New map since 4/4/2022
      • Fun community events
      • Helpful plugins for a better experience
      • Seasonal gameplay with resets for each update
      • Lots of active players
      • Players run the economy with their own shops

    To join, hop on the Discord and apply.

    151.80.27.149:25590

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  • Epiccraft Games Hub

    Epiccraft Games Hub

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    Epiccraft Server Information

    Welcome to Epiccraft!

    Come join this super cool server that works on all platforms. Lots of fun games to play so you’ll never be bored. The Java port is the default one for Bedrock, so make sure to join us at 19133!

    epiccraft.modded.fun:19133

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  • LuckyCraft: LeprechaunsMC

    LuckyCraft: LeprechaunsMC

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    LeprechaunsMC

    LeprechaunsMC is a cool multiplayer survival server run by LeprechaunGamer and ykzu. They got land claiming, custom stuff, MCMMO, cars, and more. Join now and have fun!

    mc.leprechaunsmc.org

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  • Prison AceCraft – Join Now!

    Prison AceCraft – Join Now!

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    // Axecraft Prison Server

    Hey gamers! Axecraft Prison is a new server ready for action. We need staff to help out as we get things rolling. Starting off with a prison theme, but keep an eye out for factions coming soon!

    104.223.107.156:25582

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