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HikkiCraft: Where shopping can wait, but building can’t! LOL

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Buildings Constructed:	49
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of adulting and facing the outside world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and avoid the chaos of shopping sales and social interactions. Our virtual world is filled with endless adventures and no need for motivation to leave your hikki mode. So why wait? Join now and let your inner hermit thrive in our crazy, pixelated universe!

CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyCrossroads, criticism, crossroads of history, demonstrations, Diplomacy, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Israel, leadership, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Politics, Protesters, Server, Speech, U.S. support, useful idiots, world events

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Star Shards Collected:	121
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

PixieMC: Where you can survive, start a town, work a job, and go on quests in a 1.20+ world!

Active Staff, Auctions, Community Events, Custom Enchants, custom events, Custom Plugins, Events, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Job, Land Claim, Mob Arena, Pets, PixieMC, Player Market, Player Shops, player-owned shops, pvp arena, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Start, SURVIVE, Tournaments, TOWN, Voting Rewards, work, world, Worldguard

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crops Grown:	8680

PixieMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No Pay To Win
Jobs
Towny
mcMMO
Player-Based Economy
Ranks System
Player Warps
Coin shop with custom items!
Quests
Factories

Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community.
Can I become part of the staff team?	We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord.

MediCraft Server: What Meds U On?

antipsychotic, Bensedin, benzodiazepine, daily routine, dosage, Eftil, Healthcare, Leponex, long-term treatment, medication, MediCraft, meds, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Mood stabilizer, pharmaceuticals, Prescription, psychiatric medication, Server, side effects, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the same rush as taking a cocktail of medication every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of Leponex, Eftil, and Bensedin to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where every block you break will feel like a hallucination induced by our special medication mix. Who needs diamonds when you have the euphoria of Leponex running through your veins?

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and see where the medication-fueled adventure takes you! Just be sure to consult with a real doctor before diving in, because things are about to get crazy.

IsoFlasher90 Minecraft SMP

90, alcohol, cleaning, cleaning products, crawling, disinfectant, Disturbing, flashed, hallucination, health, iso, IsoFlasher90, Mental, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Perception, Reality, sanitation, smp, surfaces, Visual, walls, WIPING

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I once accidentally flashed myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol and now I’m seeing all sorts of crazy stuff crawling on the walls! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dog stories just as much as we value diamond ore! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and of course, hilarious dog tales.

Unlike some people we know (cough Joan cough), we appreciate all kinds of stories, whether they involve dogs, cats, or even llamas. Our community is all about embracing everyone’s unique interests and having a great time together.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you tell the best dog story of the week, you’ll be granted access to this legendary loot!

But beware, if you dare to roll your eyes at someone’s pet story, you might just find yourself trapped in a room full of angry wolves. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the Minecraft pet lovers on this server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing at a dog joke while riding a pig into battle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

CraftyCreeperCafe

alcohol budget, arms race, artisan sourdough, coffee beans, Communication Issues, CraftyCreeperCafe, disagreement, expensive drinks, financial differences, food budget, grocery costs, Manipulation, mealprep, pettiness, receipts, relationship conflict, Rent, sparking waters, specialty foods, splitting expenses, Threats

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.

Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).

CraftyCare: US HealthQuest

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to get blown up by a creeper before you can even enjoy them? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has universal healthcare for all players! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot because we’ve got you covered with free healing potions and enchanted golden apples for everyone.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and skeletons without the fear of losing all your hard-earned gear. Plus, rumor has it that our resident witch doctor can even cure zombie pigmen curses and turn them into friendly villagers.

So why has the United States been so resistant to universal healthcare? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about paying for potions or golden apples again! Come join us and let the healing begin.