Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of helping your boyfriend in the bathroom and instead focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment from weird and disgusting parents.
So come on over and leave the real world behind – we promise you won’t have to pay for anyone’s meal here, unless you want to treat your fellow players to some virtual cake. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in-game!
Join us and become the ultimate fort builder, battling against other players in epic pillow fights and blanket wars. But be warned, the stakes are high – the loser has to do the dishes for a week!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner fort-building warrior!
Join us and witness the mind-blowing experiments happenin’ right before your blocky eyes. We got mad scientists doin’ all sorts of crazy shizz, like makin’ pigs fly and turnin’ creepers into friendly lil’ pets.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so next level, we got portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie unicorns and ride on rainbow llamas. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man.
So come on over and be a part of the most mind-bendin’, jaw-droppin’, graphenin’ experience of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this quantum state party!
| Server Settings | Hard Mode Survival, 1.21.0, Vanilla |
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| Join Us | Server IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map |
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| Is the server modded? | No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation. |
| What is the average player age? | Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, we typically host fun events each week. |
| Can I explore beyond the soft border? | You are free to explore beyond the soft border, but be aware that anything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content. |
| Are there any protection plugins on the server? | No, we have only added plugins that have no effect on the vanilla feel, such as no TPA or land protecting plugins. |
You can build your own epic castle and then battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will make your heart race faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer!
And the best part? You can ride on the backs of dragons and fly through the sky like a majestic superhero!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you die, you have to do a silly dance IRL before you can respawn. It’s so hilarious watching people try to floss while fighting off zombies, I can’t even. And the best part is, they have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Like, what even is that? But it’s so awesome, you have to see it to believe it.
So yeah, if you’re tired of boring old SMP servers and want to join a wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community, then you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!
