Things I would only say jokingly Minecraft Servers

The Silly Minecraft SMP Cat is Playing a Dumb Game

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers, then you need to join our SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a legendary cat on the internet. This cat was so epic that people couldn’t stop watching it on Twitch. And guess what? That cat is now the official mascot of our server! That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside the most famous feline in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. We have a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the infamous internet cat in person! Just kidding, the cat doesn’t actually play Minecraft…or does it? 😉

TherapyCraft

anxiety management, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, freelance work, home environment, housemate therapy, mental health, routine disruption, safe space, self-care, shared living space, therapy session, TherapyCraft, triggers, Understanding, work routine, work-life balance

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	211
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Animals Bred:	188	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of being kicked out of your own house during lunchtime therapy sessions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own therapy room right in the comfort of your own virtual home! No need to worry about triggering childhood traumas or feeling unsafe, because in this pixelated paradise, you can relax and unwind without any interruptions.

Join us and experience the ultimate therapy session where you can mine away your anxiety, build your way to inner peace, and craft your way to a calmer state of mind. Who needs a real therapist when you have a pickaxe and some blocks to place?

So come on over to our server and let’s dig deep into those emotions together. Remember, in Minecraft therapy, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks in your inventory). Let’s mine, build, and heal our way to a brighter tomorrow!

KinkShyGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exploration, fear, Hiding, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkShyGamerGirl, Minecraft, Openness, relationships, Scared, Secrets, Self-expression, sexual partners, shame, sharing, smp, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of hiding your love for building giant phallic structures in Minecraft from your significant other? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone embraces their kinks and builds whatever the heck they want! From BDSM-themed dungeons to pixelated strip clubs, there’s no judgment here, just pure, unadulterated creativity. So come on, don’t be shy – let your freak flag fly in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

NoMoreNegFamily

boundary setting, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, dealing with negativity, emotional intelligence, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family unity, healthy boundaries, mindfulness practices, negative behavior, NoMoreNegFamily, personal growth, positive interactions, Stress Management, support system, toxic family members, toxic relationships

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3963	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Tired of dealing with your negative nancy relatives at family gatherings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is like a family reunion without the annoying cousins and passive-aggressive aunts. Build your dream castle, explore hidden dungeons, and maybe even find a virtual family who actually appreciates your redstone skills. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server!

HouthiDroneBoat Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Farms Harvested:	131
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

so like, this server is like, so lit that even Yemen’s Houthi rebels wanna join in on the fun! they launched a drone boat that hit a ship in the Red Sea, but don’t worry, our missile strikes another ship in retaliation! it’s like a real-life Minecraft battle, but way more intense! join now for some epic PvP action and maybe even start a war with some rebels, who knows! just make sure to bring your A-game and some extra TNT, things are about to get crazy up in here!

Missile Mayhem Minecraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so like, this server is so lit that even biden is like “yo, let’s help israel shoot down them iranian missiles on this server, it’s gonna be epic!” like, imagine building your own missile defense system and taking down those pesky missiles with your friends. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! join now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from biden himself for being a total boss on the battlefield. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s gooooooo!

Gravity Defying Fun

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where gravity doesn’t even matter, dude. you can jump super high and build floating castles in the sky without a care in the world.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. yeah, you heard me right. THREE WISHES. you can wish for diamonds, enchanted gear, or even a pet dragon to ride around on.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a disco ball that plays funky music and makes all the other mobs start dancing? it’s like a party in the apocalypse, man.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?). trust me, you won’t regret it.

🌴 Awaken 🌴 Skyblock Server: Where falling off the edge is just diving into a new adventure! ✅ BEDROCK AND JAVA EDITION ✅ PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Awaken Skyblock Server Overview

Server IP	awakenmc.com (Currently underway in Beta)
Join our Community Discord Server	CLICK HERE TO JOIN DISCORD SERVER

Server Features:

Skyblock Server – Beginner Free
Dynamic Changing Economy
Limited Stock Handling
Powerful Kits
Balanced & Stable Economy
1.20 – 1.21x Support on Bedrock & Java
Powerful PvP System and Custom Arena

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the Skyblock Server free for beginners?	Yes, our Skyblock Server is beginner free.
Is there support for both Bedrock and Java versions?	Yes, we offer 1.20 – 1.21x Support for both Bedrock and Java.
Are there powerful kits available on the server?	Yes, we offer powerful kits for players to enhance their gameplay.
Is the economy stable and balanced?	Yes, we have a balanced and stable economy to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server on the internet? Well, look no further than our server, where Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, reigns supreme! She loves her husbands so much, you won’t believe the drama that unfolds.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, where you can build your dream world and battle it out with other players. But beware, the rules are as wild as Fallenshadow herself, so make sure to brush up on them before diving in.

And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – trust us, it’s easier than you think! So what are you waiting for? Join us on the wildest Minecraft server around and let the madness begin!

The Story of a Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Votes:	7126	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best gaming experience possible.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a mythical creature known as the Ender Dragon. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away from the Ender Dragon).