Things I would only say jokingly Minecraft Servers

‘MuricaCraft Minecraft Server’

America, Chinese, economic dominance, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global competition., global market, innovation, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, MuricaCraft, national security, protectionism, semiconductors, Server, strategic planning, supply chain, Technology, trade agreements, TRADE WARS

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2529
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Zombie Dances:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Chinese semiconductors are so powerful they’ll make your diamond pickaxe jealous!

Join us and witness the epic battle between American trade wars and Chinese technological dominance. Will the redstone-powered machines of the East reign supreme, or will the land of the free and the home of the brave come out on top?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga! Join our server now and see why America just can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to trade wars. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than watching a herd of pigs try to swim in lava.

BooedCraft Minecraft Server

Audience, Booed, BooedCraft, coping mechanisms, criticism, crowd reaction, determination, emotional impact, Entertainment, Heat, mental health, mental strength, mindbroke, Minecraft, Performance, Performer, perseverance, PRESSURE, resilience, self esteem, Server, Support, wrestling

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the mind-blowing experience of getting shoot heat in a business where every boo is ironic. Trust us, it’s so mind-bending that even Herobrine himself would be scratching his blocky head in confusion. So come on, join us and let’s break some minds together!

BathroomBlocker3000

bathroom etiquette, bathroom hygiene, BathroomBlocker3000, chronic OCD, cleanliness, fear of germs, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender transition, living arrangements, personal boundaries, personal space, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate relationships, transitioning, urinary issues

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5414	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any pee on the seats! Unlike poor Jerry and Kayla’s unfortunate bathroom situation, our server is clean and pristine.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you won’t have to worry about sitting in anyone’s urine (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment here).

Our server is perfect for those with OCD or germaphobia, as we promise a pee-free environment for all players. So come on in and let’s build some epic structures without any bathroom mishaps getting in the way. See you in the game!

CreeperCrazeMC

#venting, anger, Anonymity, Conflict, CreeperCrazeMC, Cruel, cyberbullying, dark side, dark thoughts, death wish, digital communication, emotional response, Frustration, hatred, internet, ONLINE, online relationships, Revenge, social media, toxic behavior, virtual interaction

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually unleash your inner villain and plot the demise of your enemies in the most creative ways possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to trap someone in a never-ending maze of lava, or maybe turn them into a chicken and watch them squawk around helplessly. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

So come on and join us if you’ve ever wanted to let out your dark side and show those pesky players who’s really in charge. Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft!

PennyCraft: Save, Spend, Repeat!

budgeting, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money mindset, money saving tips, penny saved, PennyCraft, personal finance, repeat, Save, saving money, smart budgeting, smart spending, spend, wealth building, wise investments

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can save pennies by building ur own virtual piggy bank! but watch out, the piggy bank is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will peck u to death if u try to steal the pennies!

if u manage to survive the zombie chicken attack, u can use ur pennies to buy magical unicorn armor that makes u invincible! but be careful, the armor is cursed and will turn u into a unicorn if u wear it for too long!

we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the evil potato king who guards it with his army of flying potatoes! only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat him and claim the treasure for themselves!

so what are u waiting for? join us on dis wacky and wild minecraft server for a penny-saving, unicorn-transforming, potato-fighting adventure like no other!

MineGirlyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Childhood Case File, collaboration event, Dazzling Arclight, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Flying With Eagles, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline General, Key Card Point Event, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, MineGirlyCraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade batch, New Re-Supply Gacha, Night Shadow, phantom thieves, PNC Resources, Pointcaré Recurrence, ranking rerun, retards, Retrocausal Trie Interference, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Theater Mode Season 11, Tourists, translated story, Ultimate, Zero Charge

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	74

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where flying eagles are your companions and tailfeather maidens are your enemies. But don’t worry, you can join the Phantom Thieves and steal the show in our epic events like the Cartesian Theatre. And if that’s not enough, get ready for a collaboration event with Steins;Gate that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles against seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and even tourists. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here!

NervousCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, athletes, Canada, Choke, Competition, doubt, Expectations, fear, first match, Masterclass, Minecraft, nerves, Nervous, NervousCraft, Performance, PRESSURE, Server, sports, TEAM, Tournament, universe champion, world watching

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4545	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of the pressure of being the universe champion in Minecraft? Join our server and leave all that stress behind! Who cares if you choke against Canada in our first match? On our server, we celebrate epic fails and outrageous moments. The world may be watching, but they’ll be too busy laughing at our crazy antics to care about your performance. So come join us and let loose, because on our server, the only expectation is to have a good time!

CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

ACCUSED, Aiding, Arrests, banker, brawl, CartelCraft, Chinese, cooperation, criminal network, criminal organizations, cross-border, financial crimes, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, money laundering, money trail, organized crime, underground bankers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

Friend or Foe Minecraft

acquaintances, best friends, Bonding, changing relationships, Communication, Companionship, Connection, deep connections, emotional connection, foe, Friend, friendship, human interaction, loyalty, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, social circles, social dynamics, strangers, support system, Trust, unexpected friendships

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	3106	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Star Shards Collected:	167	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

come join dis server where u can make best friends with strangers and then suddenly they become strangers again but then u make new best friends who are even better than the old ones. it’s like a rollercoaster of friendship, but in minecraft form. u never know who u gonna meet next, maybe a talking pig or a dancing cow. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times u can fall into a pit of lava and lose all ur diamonds. so come on, join us and experience the thrill of friendship and adventure in the most unpredictable way possible.

CityBuild Minecraft server

administration, Capital, city, Citybuild, Coins, commercial buildings, Discord, donation, fortress, Kit, Land, Mayor, Minecraft, Plot, price, private size, Province, Purchase, Rent, Server, Spawn, Store

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Build and develop your city, the project is just starting, the map is new, without wipes and chaos, a comfortable build chill. If your city grows to 7 inhabitants, then you receive the status of Mayor, and with it a team donation and a kit CityBuild. The server has an adequate private size, enough to seize a large piece of land for yourself and build both a small province and an impregnable fortress. Spawn is the capital. In the capital, like in any other city, you can rent/purchase a plot or building, usually commercial buildings like a store. Registration of the city takes place in the discord channel, instructions are attached. Every 10 minutes you will receive $10; the coins will be useful to you in the future just for purchasing your own plot. The mayor has the right to set any price for a plot in his city. The administration has no right to interfere in the affairs of the city, except in cases of violation of the rules. All details are in the discord.

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