things i wish i knew before playing Minecraft Servers

BlockyBorschtBattle

anti-ISIS, BlockyBorschtBattle, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, detention centre, extremism, extremist group, hostage crisis, hostage rescue, hostage takers, international news, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Russian forces, russian military, security forces, Terrorism, terrorism threat, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3124

OMG, SO THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF RUSSIAN FORCES JUST WENT ALL RAMBO ON SOME ISIS DUDES TRYNA TAKE HOSTAGES AT A DETENTION CENTER. LIKE, TALK ABOUT INTENSE PVP ACTION, AMIRITE? JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS RUSSIAN COMMANDO TAKING DOWN TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT. PLUS, WE GOT MAD LOOT AND CRAZY BUILDS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS. #MINECRAFTWARZONE #RUSSIANTAKEDOWN #EPICLOOT

BlockPartyTime

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be, like ever. like, if you wanna be special, just spend more than 1 second on this server, like seriously.

we have unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow bridges that lead to a land made of candy.

if you join, you get a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks and, like, a diamond sword that can turn into a pizza whenever you want.

also, the owner of the server is a talking llama who gives out free hugs every hour.

so, like, if you wanna be special and have the most epic time ever, join this server now!

ViralGunners: Crafting Chaos & Conspiracies

Chaos, community response, conspiracies, conspiracy theories, Covid-19 pandemic, Crafting, distrust in government, extremism, firearms, government trust, gun control, gun owners, non-gun owners, pandemic effects, political beliefs, political violence, PROTESTS, Public Safety, purchase behavior, research, social behavior, societal impact, study, ViralGunners

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	373056	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the players are armed to the teeth with virtual guns because they bought them during a pandemic. These guys are so paranoid, they think the government is out to get them and believe in all sorts of crazy conspiracy theories. But hey, that just makes the gameplay more exciting, right? Join this server if you want to be part of a community that’s ready to protest against virtual tyranny and fight for virtual freedom. It’s like a virtual revolution, man! So come on, grab your virtual gun and let’s cause some virtual chaos together!

Neverland Minecraft Server

confusion, contemplation, Despair, dissatisfaction, existential crisis, hopelessness, longing, Lost, Meaning, Minecraft, neverland, None of us, purpose, questioning life, Sadness, searching for answers, Server, unattainable, uncertainty, unfulfilled, unreachable, whats the point, will ever have this

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where you’ll never have a pet dragon or ride a unicorn? Well, fret not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle against hordes of evil llamas, and even build your own floating castle made entirely of marshmallows! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…because who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Divine Spears Created:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4171
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas! Build your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie penguins! Take part in epic dance parties with friendly creepers and party pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows wherever it goes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made out of delicious tacos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

bridesmaids dresses, disinterested, EXCITEMENT, friend’s wedding, Group Chat, happy for friend, love of your life, Minecraft, Server, vacuous, Wedding celebration, wedding chat, wedding details, wedding dresses, wedding excitement, wedding focus, wedding invitations, wedding joy, wedding meaning, wedding perspective, wedding planning, wedding support, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3674	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Emeralds Found:	8620	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of being accused of being an asshole for not showing enough interest in your friend’s wedding planning? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of bridesmaids dresses, wedding invitations, and wedding dresses in the most epic way possible!

On our server, you can build your own virtual wedding with the love of your life (or your Minecraft crush) without all the unnecessary group chat drama. Get married in a pixelated paradise surrounded by creepers and zombies, because who needs boring old real life weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding?

Forget about being labeled as a party pooper, join our server and show your friend that weddings can be fun and exciting in a whole new way. Plus, you can invite all your friends from the group chat to witness the most epic Minecraft wedding of all time. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual wedding bliss? Join now and say “I do” to a whole new level of Minecraft fun!

NoSleep4U

aita, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Cologne, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DATING, dry humor, Fragrances, Friend, Hypocrisy, NoSleep4U, Personal preferences, personal space, relationships, Respect, rude comment, self-confidence, Self-expression, social etiquette, unsolicited opinion

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any unwanted opinions about your cologne choices!

Join us and leave behind the haters who think they can judge your scent preferences. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let’s build a world where everyone smells amazing and drama is left at the door. Trust us, you won’t find any desert-dry comments here, just pure fun and creativity!

K2 Tank Supply Minecraft Server

Alliance, Asia-Pacific, bilateral agreement, construction, cooperation, Defense, Development, eastern europe, Infrastructure, international relations, K2 tank, LOGISTICS, Military, Minecraft, Partnership, Repair, Roads, Romania, Server, south korea, supplies, Supply, TANK, Transportation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, listen up fam! This lit Minecraft server is like South Korea ready to repair Romanian roads to open way for K2 tank supplies – straight up insane, right? We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant tank made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that only the bravest players can find. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of creepers just waiting to explode with fun. So come join us and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

SerebryanskyCraft: Azov’s Revenge

Azov, Azovs, battle, Combat, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Military, occupation, Operation, resistance, Retreat, Revenge, russia, Russian forces, Serebryansky forest, SerebryanskyCraft, strategy, territorial dispute, Troops, Ukraine, Victory, WARFARE

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Villages Defended:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2013
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we drive out russian forces from the serebryansky forest!!! u can be a warrior and fight off the bad guys with ur diamond sword or u can be a peaceful farmer and grow crops and trade with other players!!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for u!!! come join us and be a hero in the serebryansky forest!!!

TonsilRegenCraft

anatomy, Body, grow back, hate, health, human body, immune system, Interesting fact, Medical, Organ, Recovery, Regrowth, Removal, Sentient, surgery, Throat, tonsillectomy, TonsilRegenCraft, tonsils

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7035
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, if u wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server, lemme tell u sumthin. Our bodies be like, “Bruh, why u doin dis to us?” But forget dat noise, cuz dis server be off da hook!

Picture dis: u spawn in and bam! U surrounded by llamas wearin top hats and dancin to dubstep. U think dat’s wild? Just wait til u see da giant chickens ridin on pigs like they own da place.

But dat ain’t even da best part. We got a secret underground city where da villagers throw raves every night. U can trade diamonds for glowstone and party like it’s 1999.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server where da only rule is to have a blast. And remember, if ur body starts talkin to u, just tell it to shut up and keep playin.