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  • OldGrumps Minecraft SMP

    OldGrumps Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most absurdly chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever not believe exists! Join us and unleash your inner potato with no regrets! 💥🥔

    First off, you ever stubbed your toe on a block and then that block whispers your deepest darkest secrets? Yeah, that happens here! 😂 One time, I was mining and found a mysterious block that had this weird glowy aura – turns out it was just a piece of cheese from my fridge that fell and rolled under my desk three weeks ago. It’s basically a portal to the cheese dimension now. 🧀✨

    You know what’s super lame? Not having a pet llama with a monocle that gives you stock market advice. But guess what? In this SMP, if you follow the sacred ritual of planting a sunflower next to a cactus, you’ll summon Sir Llamington the Wise, who will tell you where to find diamonds while wearing a top hat. True story! 😎🎩

    And remember that one time you were really hungry and just wanted a big ol’ pizza to spawn? Yeah, you can grab an extra-large Creeper Pizza here! It explodes with flavor! Like, literally, it explodes. You might want to stand back, or your face might be covered in cheese and regret. 🍕💣

    Now, about the lore: Legend has it that if you jump into a pool of lava wearing only a diamond helmet and chant “I am the king of n00bs,” you’ll get teleported to the Secret Realm of Misfit NPCs! I tried it once, got stuck in a loop with a talking villager who just kept saying, “Hey, buddy, you wanna buy some ice cream?” for HOURS. 🍦😩

    Also, don’t even get me started on the conspiracy theories—one time, we discovered that the Ender Dragon is actually just an overgrown gecko with identity issues. I mean, who knew he was just trying to find acceptance in a world of blocks? 🐉💔

    In conclusion, if you’re ready to embrace the absurdity, indulge in weird memes, and definitely not get any actual gaming skills, then dive headfirst into this wild ride! You’ll make friends, scare your neighbors, and probably end up talking to your computer like it’s your therapist. What could be better?! So grab your pickaxe, summon some cheesy spirits, and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! 🚀🎉

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  • SpongeCraft Community Towny Server

    SpongeCraft Community Towny Server

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    SpongeCraft Minecraft Server

    Key Features Towny & Resource World, Toggleable keep inventory, Custom enchantments, Shop, Events, Unique ranking system, Cosmetics, Jobs, Survival and vote crates
    Gameplay Mechanics Focus on building, community, and projects, Active discord, Teleportation between builds, towns, and worlds
    Community Aspects Friendly and inclusive community, Active staff team, Events with in-game prizes and gift cards, Rules against griefing, hacking, and inappropriate behavior

    About Us

    With a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks and plugins you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

    Rules

      • No griefing, trolling or ruining gameplay for others.
      • No hacking or abusing unfair advantages.
      • Keep it PG-13!

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    FAQ

    What is SpongeCraft?

    SpongeCraft is a Minecraft server with Towny & Resource World, custom enchantments, unique ranking system, and more.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join by connecting to PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET in your Minecraft client.

    Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, please refrain from griefing, hacking, or engaging in inappropriate behavior.

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  • Simply Vanilla Anarchy – No Hacking Allowed!

    Simply Vanilla Anarchy – No Hacking Allowed!

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    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    Key Features We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
    IP simplyvanilla.net
    Discord Join our Discord
    Website Visit our Website
    Map size 10 TB+

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    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking/duping is not allowed on our server.
    How long has the server been online? We have been online since 2019.
    What is the map size? The map size is 10 TB+.

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  • SagesCraft SMP – Join Our Vanilla+ Community!

    SagesCraft SMP – Join Our Vanilla+ Community!

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    SagesCraft Minecraft Server

    Key Features Friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server
    Gameplay Mechanics Vanilla+ experience with plugins and datapacks for customization
    Community Aspects Building, making friends, and server safety measures
    Discord Join our Discord

    FAQ

    What type of server is SagesCraft?
    SagesCraft is a friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server focused on building and making friends.
    Are there any rules on the server?
    Yes, the rules include no griefing and stealing, no hacking or unfair advantages, no non-consensual PVP, be respectful, and age requirement of 17+.
    How can I join the server?
    Join our Discord server and submit an application for review by an admin to be whitelisted.

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  • Emberfall SMP – New Season Hermitcraft-Inspired Java Whitelist Bluemap 21+ Server

    Emberfall SMP – New Season Hermitcraft-Inspired Java Whitelist Bluemap 21+ Server

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    Emberfall SMP Minecraft Server

    Key Features Running Fabric 1.21.4
    Long-term survival world — no resets planned
    Friendly, mature playerbase
    Vanilla-style with thoughtful QOL tweaks
    Relaxed, no-grind, no-drama atmosphere

    Server Features

      • One-player sleep
      • Double shulker shell drops
      • Mini blocks from wandering traders
      • Custom mob & player heads
      • Armor stand editing (via book)
      • Bluemap – view your builds in 3D online

    Why Join Now?

    By joining now, you’ll:

      • Be one of the first members of the community
      • Enjoy all the fun and adventure of early game Minecraft
      • Be at a similar starting point to everyone else, so you don’t feel behind
      • Help shape the culture of Emberfall

    Apply now through our Discord: 👉 discord.gg/cvUcQxBktu

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