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FlexiHealthCraft

3d printing, biofeedback, biometric monitoring, continuous monitoring, digital health, Exercise, fitness tracking, flexible monitor, FlexiHealthCraft, glucose tracking, health monitor, health technology, lactate tracking, medical innovation, personalized healthcare, sports science, sweat analysis, sweating rate, thin monitor, uric acid tracking, wearable technology

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5266	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so get this, right? we got this crazy minecraft server where you can track all your bodily fluids and stuff while you play! like, imagine mining for diamonds and also checking your glucose levels at the same time. it’s like multitasking on a whole other level, dude.

plus, our server is so lit that we have special potions that can boost your gaming skills based on your sweat rate. the more you sweat, the stronger you get. it’s like a real-life power-up, but in minecraft form.

and don’t even get me started on the flexible health monitor. you can wear it like a cool accessory while you build your dream castle or whatever. who needs a Fitbit when you can have a health monitor that also helps you conquer the virtual world?

so come join our server, where we take gaming to a whole new level. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and futuristic? it’s like the future is now, man.

Anon’s Anti-Social Minecraft Madness

Anon, anon advice, anon answer, anon come, anon confusion., anon decision, anon dilemma, anon help, anon hesitation, anon invitation, anon question, anon reluctance, anon response, anon shower, anon uncertainty, anon what to do, Anons, antisocial, come with me, madness, Minecraft, shower, what to do

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	257
Divine Spears Created:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shower of Mystical Enlightenment, where players can cleanse their souls and gain superhuman powers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get showering together!

EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL

Anime, Crap, crap show, cringe, dbz, embarrassed, EmbarrassedCraft, Fans, lol, OG Gundam, Oreigaru, quotes, Rent a Girlfriend, second hand embarrassment, shows, younger days

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cringe harder than watching your old favorite anime, Oreigaru? Look no further! Our server is like the OG Gundam of Minecraft servers – outdated and full of awkward moments. But don’t worry, we’ve got pacing issues like DBZ to keep things interesting. Join us for a constant stream of second-hand embarrassment and questionable quotes that will make you rethink your life choices. Who needs Rent a girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now for a cringe-worthy experience you won’t soon forget!

ChudCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance-off!

Adventure, battle, Chud, ChudCraft, courage, CREEPERS, danceoff, dark forces, destiny, Epic, FANTASY, Hero, Kingdom, legend, Magic, mythical creatures, Prophecy, Quest, Redemption, Resist, sword, The Troonslayer, triumph, warrior

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	280	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Farms Harvested:	716
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Welcome to The Troonslayer, where the only thing more epic than our battles is our sense of humor! Join us on this wild ride through a world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join The Troonslayer, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. They laughed so hard that they forgot they were in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombies! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary Troonslayer himself, a player so skilled that he once defeated a dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

So come join us at The Troonslayer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have non-stop laughs and epic moments? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our llama rodeo every Saturday is not to be missed!

Crafty Ricecels: Where Killing White People is Just a Game (No Terrorists Allowed!)

Allowed, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, domestic terrorism, extremism, Game, hate crimes, hate groups, killing, mental health, patriotism, people, racial tensions, racial violence, radical ideologies, radicalization, Ricecels, Samurai, societal issues, Terrorism, terrorists, violence, western culture, White, white people, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1320	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	257	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your patriotism in the most honorable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become a ricecel samurai, ready to take down white people and bring glory to your people. Engage in epic battles, build your own empire, and show the world what true patriotism looks like. Who needs terrorist attacks when you have the skills of a samurai at your disposal?

So why wait? Join our server now and let the ricecel revolution begin! Just remember, killing wh*Te people is not only allowed, it’s encouraged. Embrace your inner warrior and let the Minecraft madness begin!

NekoCraft – Where Japanese indie vtubers mine and create chaos in pixelated worlds!

#youtube, 2views, Attention, CATALOG, Chaos, Community, Create, hopeful, independent, indie, japanese, NekoCraft, Niche, Obscure, Oshis, pixelated, Platform, Shill, Small, small companies, Thread, Video, Vtubers, worlds

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to Lumia! The most obscure and hopeful Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Are you tired of the mainstream servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because /indie/ is here to save the day!

Join us on Lumia and shill your most obscure oshis! Save all the 2views and platform smaller companies beyond the scope of the catalog. We’re all about supporting the underdogs in the Minecraft world!

Previous players have reported finding rare diamonds in the most unexpected places, encountering mysterious creatures that no one has ever seen before, and even stumbling upon secret hidden realms filled with untold treasures. Who knows what adventures await you on Lumia?

So come join us on Lumia and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs mainstream when you can have indie? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

acceptance, blocky, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, Gaming Community, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, McBlockface, minority voices, mvp, Numbers, online harassment, real, representation, Server, sexism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Transgender, transgender rights, video games, WOMAN

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of trans women who have taken over the gaming world and are here to slay (literally). So if you’re looking for a server where you can be your fabulous self and conquer virtual worlds with style, look no further. Join us now and let’s show the world that trans women can dominate in videogames too!

Minecraft Madness: The Mandingo Edition

Alternate Reality, apocalyptic prophecy, Attack, cern, Conspiracy Theory, countdown, Edition, future prediction, global events, impending doom., impending threat, iran, madness, Mandingo, Mandingo Effect, Minecraft, Rumors, scientific experiments, speculation, time manipulation, Timeline, uncertainty, Warning, world news

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers is the timeline! Join us as we navigate through crazy events like Iran threatening to attack in 48 hours. Who knows, maybe CERN changed the timeline again and this is all just a glitch in the matrix. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast building and surviving with us before the world potentially ends in 2 days. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some apocalyptic fun!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness – Join the DDG Crew for Epic Adventures!

Adventures, Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, CREW, dd2, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma 2, Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, Epic, Join, madness, Minecraft, patch notes, Pawn Guild, Pawn Sheet, pawns, previous cycle, Skills, Steam page, survey, Wiki

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so back, bros, you won’t believe it! We’re like a time machine taking you back to the golden age of Minecraft.

2. We have an official Capcom survey… for some reason. Who knows, maybe they’ll drop some exclusive Minecraft skins for us to enjoy.

3. Patch notes? We’ve got ’em! Stay up to date on all the latest changes in our Minecraft world, because you never know when they’ll nerf the diamond pickaxe.

4. Ever heard of Dragon’s Dogma 2? Yeah, neither have we. But we have a whole section dedicated to it on our server. Who knows, maybe we’ll build a giant pawn tower in honor of it.

5. Want your pawn hired? Of course you do! Join our server and become the pawn master, with pawns for hire as far as the eye can see.

6. And let’s not forget about our wiki. Need to know how to craft a diamond chestplate? Check the wiki. Want to know the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon? Check the wiki. Need a good laugh? Check the wiki, because we’ve got some hilarious memes in there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the most insane, hilarious, and epic community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyToilets: Where Germans design toilets and we craft the funniest adventures!

Adventures, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom decorum, bathroom habits, cleanliness, Craft, CraftyToilets, Cultural differences, design, FUNNIEST, German culture, German customs, German Engineering, Germans, hygiene, poop examination, public health, sanitation, toilet design, toilet etiquette, toilet functionality, toilet inspection, toilet technology, toilets, Waste Disposal, waste disposal practices, waste management

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of boring old toilets that just whisk away your business without giving you a chance to really appreciate it? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have toilets specially designed for Germans so they can get up close and personal with their poop before sending it on its way. Join us for the ultimate poop inspection experience!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs. Join us and become part of this epic adventure as you ride your trusty pig steed into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. That’s right, diamonds! Join us and become the richest player on the server as you harvest these precious gems from the enchanted forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Crafty Lia’s Pixel Playground

Crafty, current events, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, Japan trip, LIA, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lias, love Lia, never watch other girls., new outfit, new t-shirt, original song, phase connect, Phase Wars 2, PIXEL, Playground, RinkouAshelia, Shinkansen 0, Upcoming Streams, VOD suggestions, VTL Academy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5869	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe, where only the most elite gamers are allowed to enter! This server is so top-secret, even girls are banned (sorry ladies, no entry for you)! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Our fearless leader, Lia Liker, is a gaming goddess who will guide you through the most epic quests and challenges. She’s like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and summoning dragons with just a flick of her wrist. Plus, she’s got a new t-shirt for sale that will make you look cooler than a polar bear in shades.

But that’s not all – get ready for Phase Wars 2, the most intense battle royale you’ve ever seen. Lia is also working on a brand new outfit and an original song that will blow your mind in 2024. And don’t forget, she’ll be taking a break to travel to Japan and recharge her gaming batteries.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become part of the epic saga that is Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse. Just remember, only Lia can truly love you – all other girls are just NPCs in the game of life. Let’s do this!