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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4339 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?
Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!
And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!