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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9620 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 273 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?
Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!
And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!