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Thin Poly Condoms Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?

join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.

so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Movie Vacation Fun Land

Adventure, best movies, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, family time, film, Fun, getaway, holiday, Land, leisure, Movie, movies, quality time, Relaxation, travel, vacation, vacation entertainment, vacation movies, watching movies

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

blood-based test, cancer detection methods, cancer diagnosis, cancer research, cancer screening, clinical trials, DETECTION, diagnostic testing., Early, early detection, early-stage detection, experimental blood test, Fun, health technology, healthcare innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical research, oncology, PancakeCraft, Pancreatic cancer, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Tumor Detection, tumor markers

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7494	Players Killed by Monsters:	8559
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	157
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

1.21.1, Adventure, balance, Bedrock Port, berry, BLOCK, camaraderie, Cheating, Cherry, collaboration, Community, crossplay, Discord, Experience, Fruitful, Fun, gameplay, golden rule, Griefing, HACKING, Join, key details, Modded, Operational, quality of life, Server, server ip, smp, stealing, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Items Found:	1120
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Introduction:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Philosophy:

Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
No room for griefing or stealing.
Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cherry Block?	Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
Are hacking and cheating tolerated?	No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
How long has the community been active?	The community has been thriving since 2019.
How can I join the server?	Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

American society, asian women, attractive, Beautiful, DESIRED, geriatric, ghetto wastelands, highest-status males, intcels, Minecraft, niggas, Palace, PIXEL, pro athletes, Server, travis kelce, unfuckable Jews, white billionaires, white wives, white women, wiggers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351
Animals Bred:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

ALARM, ALERT, CODE RED, countdown, Crisis, critical situation, danger, DEADLINE, emergency, emergency response, high alert, imminent threat, Minecraft, PRESSURE, red, smp, stress, The Clock is Ticking, time is of the essence, time running out, time-sensitive, Urgency, urgent situation., Warning

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Zombie Dances:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, Allergy, anaphylactic shock, autism, Bars, braces, brocraft, charity case, Drunk, epi pens, Exploitation, forgiveness, Medical Equipment, Minecraft, narcissist, NoCharity4Bro, pick me, prescription meds, racist, Server, social anxiety, social cues, spectrum, Teammate, Videos

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	3630	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Farms Harvested:	367	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

asset allocation, budgeting, charitable donations, dream home, Estate Planning, financial advisor, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Inheritance, Investment, legacy planning, Long-term goals, luxury lifestyle, MilliMinecraftSMPRich, million dollars, philanthropy, retirement planning, savings, travel the world, wealth management

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	4888
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

arrogance, bad hygiene, biggest turnoff, BlockyBoys, controlling behavior, DATING, deal breakers, diamonds, dishonesty, Disrespect, guy, immaturity, Insecurity, lack, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, Negativity, poor communication, red flags, relationships, self-centeredness, unattractive behavior

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

EconBomb Minecraft Server

Business, EconBomb, economic analysis, economic collapse, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic recovery, Economist, Economy, financial crisis, fiscal policy, global market, Insider, Minecraft, monetary policy, Oil prices, political instability, recession, russia, sanctions, Server, time bomb

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

ARMS, arms embargo, arms sales, Conflict Resolution, defense industry, Diplomacy, Emmanuel Macron, european union, foreign policy, French President, geopolitical tensions, global security, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MacronCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, united nations

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mines Excavated:	3938
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!