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Thin Poly Condoms Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Villages Defended:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Enchantments Applied:	101
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?

join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.

so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

CowgirlCruelty Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, CowgirlCruelty, cruel behavior, Cultural differences, dating struggles, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, female behavior, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, male perspective, Minecraft, misunderstandings, psychological impact, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, western women

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Tired of dealing with cruel western women? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Our community of smart and chill guys will have your back as you build and survive in this crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can help you find the rarest diamonds. So come on over and escape the drama of real life by diving into the virtual world of our server!

BikeCrashMC Server

#road incident, bike accident, bike collision, bike commute, bike confrontation, bike etiquette, bike incident, bike ride, bike road, bike safety, bike trail, BikeCrashMC, cyclist etiquette, Cyclists, electric bike, falling off bike, intimidation, not helping, professional cyclists, road etiquette, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Villages Defended:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of getting bullied by professional cyclists on the road? Join our Minecraft server where you can ride your electric bike in peace without any intimidating cyclists tailing you!

Our server is a safe haven for all electric bike enthusiasts who have been traumatized by aggressive cyclists. No more worrying about getting harassed on the road, just pure, peaceful biking fun in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the thrill of riding your electric bike without any fear of being followed by cyclists with questionable intentions. Ride freely, build your dream bike, and leave those pesky cyclists in the dust (literally)!

Don’t let those cyclists intimidate you any longer, join our server and pedal your way to victory!

StretchyPixelLove

acceptance, Apology, body goals, body image, body positivity, comfort, Communication, Conflict, diets, emotions, FITNESS, Girlfriend, Irritation, misunderstanding, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, Sexy, stretch marks, StretchyPixelLove, Support

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Because why not! The chicken statue became a landmark on our server, attracting players from all over who wanted to see this majestic poultry in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you may just catch a glimpse of this mythical creature.

So come on, join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stretch marks and arguments when you can have chicken statues and Diamond Unicorns? See you in the game!

Blocky Bro Banter

banter, blocky, Bro

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	473	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Emeralds Found:	1229
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ask men all those inappropriate questions you’ve been too afraid to ask. Want to know why they always leave the toilet seat up? Or why they can’t seem to find anything in the fridge even though it’s right in front of them? Our server is the place to get all the answers you never knew you needed. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, Steve, once defeated a creeper with nothing but a carrot. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and let the hilarity ensue.

DownUnderSpyCraft

#covert operations, #intelligence gathering, Australia, Cyber Security, defence tech, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic relations, DownUnderSpyCraft, Espionage, espionage activities, espionage tactics, foreign affairs, foreign interference, Government, Indian spies, intelligence agencies, international relations, national security, politicians, SECURITY, Surveillance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mines Excavated:	2304	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got, like, secret agents from australia and india, like, spying on each other. it’s, like, a whole spy vs spy situation, but in minecraft. you gotta see it to believe it, bro. plus, we got, like, politicians and defense tech being targeted, it’s, like, a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be epic!

”EliteCraft Minecraft Server”

community impact, criminal behavior, EliteCraft, emotional trauma, gun control, Gun Violence, law enforcement, mass shooters, mass shootings, Media influence, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Psychological Factors, public health crisis, Public Safety, Senseless Violence, Server, social responsibility, societal issues, societal values, Tragedy, Violence prevention

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret weapon against mass shooters – they never target our players because they know we’re too awesome to mess with! Plus, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

MineCraft Server: WarpSpeedCraft

Accelerate, ADVANCE, Boost, drive forward, Expedite, facilitate, fast track, gain momentum, hasten, Hurry, increase velocity, long tail tags: speed up, Minecraft, Prompt, propel, push ahead, quicken, rev up, Rush, Server, spur on, step on the gas, stimulate, WarpSpeedCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4314	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server will have you accelerating into a whole new level of fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs like they’re race cars, battling evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and diving into lava pools for a chance to win rare loot (don’t worry, we have fireproof armor).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride and accelerate your Minecraft experience to the next level!

WifelessWonders Minecraft Server

aita, arranged marriage, car accident, emotional attachment, feeling control, Flame, huge asshole, insta story, labeling, late wife, Minecraft, moving on, mutual friend, not giving a fuck, online dating, parents’ opinion, Server, shock, trip to Thailand, twisting, WifelessWonders, wondering

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is optional and grief is quickly forgotten! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s arranged marriage.

Forget about emotional attachments and dive into a world where you can move on from your spouse’s demise faster than you can say “creeper”. Explore exotic locations like Thailand with your colleagues and post insta stories without fear of judgment from late relatives or friends.

Our server is perfect for those who value freedom and don’t let societal norms dictate their emotions. So come on in and show us your true colors, even if they’re labeled as “asshole” by others. Who knows, you might just find a new friend who understands your unique perspective. Join now and let the adventures begin!

Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

birthmark, BLACKJACK, Boyfriend, braces, concealment, cryptocurrency, Defending, Divorce, doesnt, English, foreigner, Invisalign, mom, moms, poker face, private school, public school, Responsible, savings, self-control, Tutor, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Towns Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

BuddyBucks Minecraft Server

Borrowing, BuddyBucks, ethical dilemma, financial assistance, financial decision-making, financial favors, financial responsibility, financial support, financial trust, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, Generosity, helping friends, lending money, loaning money, Minecraft, moral obligation, peer pressure, personal finance, Repayment, Server, trustworthiness

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about lending money to friends again! Our virtual economy is so booming, your friends will be begging YOU for diamonds instead of cash. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find its hidden coop. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your wild adventure today!