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PrivateFollowers Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Star Shards Collected:	274	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecraft player in history? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most absurd, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to keep your sense of humor and your pickaxe at the ready – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation

10th, Allowance, baby, Baecation, Birth, Birthday, Blood, Boyfriend, Chores, Christian, family, Father, hang out, last child, mom, mommas, parents, puke, School, Siblings, train rides, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, weekend

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Farms Harvested:	700
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.

Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

ShookCraft: History Bytes

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crops Grown:	8833
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ancient artifacts and hidden treasures? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while building your own epic creations above ground! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of history in the making!

SanctionCraft USA

Congress, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, embargo, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, new, package, Political, restrictions, SanctionCraft, sanctions, sanctions list, sanctions program, Trade, Treasury Department, united states, Usa, White House

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	New Chunks Explored:	411416
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, look no further cuz our server is lit like a creeper on fire! we got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only rule is to have fun! we’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and epic builds that will make you say “holy sheep!”

plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the ender dragon itself!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and see why everyone is talking about our server. trust us, you won’t regret it!

GravityFighters

acceptance, battle, challenge, Conquer, Defeat, Endurance, Fight, force, gravity, GravityFighters, inevitability, Life, Loss, Overcome, perseverance, PHYSICS., resilience, resistance, strength, Struggle, Surrender

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Star Shards Collected:	165	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Dragon Eggs Found:	5649
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
New Chunks Explored:	242036	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

join dis server if u want to be part of a wild ride where the blocks come alive and start dancing the cha cha slide. we got creepers who moonwalk and skeletons who breakdance. the ender dragon? oh he just wants to challenge u to a rap battle.

come on in and build ur dream castle, but watch out for the flying pigs who will steal ur diamonds and replace them with potatoes. our mod team is made up of unicorns who grant wishes and ban griefers by shooting glitter out of their horns.

if u want a server that will make u question reality and laugh until u pee ur pants, then join us now. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. the madness will consume u and u will never be the same. but hey, at least u’ll have a good time, right?

AlgaeNanobotLungCureMC

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	201
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where tiny robots made of green algae are running around with little nanoparticles covered in red blood cell stuff. They’re like tiny little doctors going through your lungs to deliver chemo drugs right to those nasty tumors. It’s like a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, dude! Join our server and experience the wildest medical adventures while fighting off lung cancer with the power of algae robots. It’s like a virtual hospital on steroids, man! Come join the madness and let’s save some blocky lives together!

Erdtree Adventures: Minecraft Server

action RPG, Adventure, Adventures, anticipation, Boss Battles, collaboration, dark fantasy, elden ring, Erdtree, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, gameplay, Gaming, George R.R. Martin, hype, Lore, Minecraft, mythical creatures, open world, Ranni, Server, The Road to the Erdtree, video game

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ranni, a mystical being who roams the land riding a giant chicken and granting wishes to all who find her. Want unlimited diamonds? Ranni can make it happen. Want to ride a llama into battle? Ranni’s got you covered.

Join our server today and embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and maybe even become best friends with a talking pig. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Ranni awaits you, adventurer.

Sick Day Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
New Chunks Explored:	900007	Crops Grown:	4673
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where calling in sick to work is not only encouraged, but rewarded with virtual diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about getting fired in the real world. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker in Luxembourg where you can hang out with hilarious images of Rei while building epic structures. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

MilKicked Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Are you tired of dealing with a mother-in-law who thinks she knows best? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without any interfering in-laws telling you what to do.

Imagine a world where you can finally be the master of your own destiny, where you don’t have to worry about someone questioning every move you make. On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best virtual life without any judgment.

Join now and experience the freedom of building your own empire, without any mother-in-law drama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life family dynamics. Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone trying to feed your virtual baby formula against your wishes. It’s a win-win situation!

DadNeedsHelpButImBusy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from family obligations!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family dynamics like a 53-year-old dad marrying a 30-year-old and having kids, a mom who passed away, and siblings in the military. We promise no family drama, just fun and games in the world of Minecraft.

Escape the guilt trips and obligations of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without anyone telling you that you “owe” them anything. Plus, no need to hire a nanny – just join our server and let your creativity run wild!

So come join us on this Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding what block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!