Thin MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SkinnyLegendsCraft

discipline, Exercise, temptation, Willpower, lifestyle choices

Are you tired of being surrounded by skinny Minecraft characters who never seem to gain weight no matter how many virtual cakes they eat? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and indulge in all the pixelated goodies you want without any consequences. Our server has a special “Eat All You Want” feature that allows you to chow down on as many virtual treats as your heart desires without ever gaining a single pound.

No need to worry about counting calories or fitting into those tight Minecraft armor sets – on our server, the more you eat, the stronger you become! So come join us and show those skinny players what real power looks like. Who needs a six-pack when you can have a whole cake instead?

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CraftyFashionista

friend group split, borrowing clothes, Wardrobe, BONUS, fat shaming

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to borrow virtual clothes from your friends and have them mysteriously disappear in-game! Plus, we have a special feature where your friend’s character can stretch out and ruin your favorite virtual outfit without asking! And if you dare to refuse a virtual dress request, be prepared for some virtual tears and virtual drama! Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual friendship betrayal!

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Time Warp Odyssey 1.20

weight, discrimination, Thin, body positivity, odyssey

Bruh, join this Minecraft server cuz we got all the thicc blocks you need to build up your skinny ass self into a chonky legend! No more flat builds, only elegant creations that will make everyone jealous of your pixelated curves. Get on this server and start flexing those blocky gains, no more skinny shaming here, only thick vibes for days!

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Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

uk, Thin, Vile, abominable, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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Thin Robots Minecraft Server

nutrition, Snacking, FRUITS, Hunger, balanced diet

Are you tired of feeling constantly hungry in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can eat as much as you want without gaining a single pound! Our virtual food is so satisfying, you’ll never feel hungry again – unless you’re battling a horde of zombies and need some extra energy, of course.

Our server is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you full for hours, along with delicious meats and rice dishes that will leave you feeling satisfied. Plus, our virtual exercise program will have you running, jumping, and mining your way to a slim and trim virtual body in no time.

So say goodbye to real-life hunger pangs and join our server today! Who needs a banana or an apple when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

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Thin Poly Condoms Server

condom effectiveness study, condom material comparison, condoms, thin condoms, condom study

so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?

join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.

so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

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SkinnyBoysSlayinMinecraftSMP

attractiveness, appealing, skinny boys, physical appearance, Confidence

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a skinny boy who doesn’t realize how cute and sexy they are! We believe in boosting self-esteem through pixelated adventures and building epic structures.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, like building a house entirely out of cake or taming a herd of explosive llamas. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

But fear not, because our community is always ready to lend a hand or a diamond sword in times of need. So come on, embrace your inner skinny boy and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover your true potential…and maybe even find love in a blocky world.

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MomSpotNoHoldTeen

Friend, holding spot, Arguing, right, teenager

Are you tired of dealing with entitled kids and their moms in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons! No more arguing over parking spots, just build your dream castle and mine for diamonds in peace.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and endless fun. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends from around the world? Plus, our server is troll-free guaranteed, so you can focus on building the ultimate pixelated paradise without any interruptions.

So say goodbye to entitled moms and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the night. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

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VeganCatHeist Minecraft Server

neighbor, playful, vegan, meat, rescue

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from crazy neighbors like mine? Join our server now and build your own virtual paradise away from vegan cat owners who can’t even feed their poor pets!

On our server, you can create a world where cats can feast on steaks and play with dogs all day long. No need to worry about fake-crying neighbors accusing you of cat-napping, because here, you’re free to build, explore, and have fun without any crazy drama.

Forget about calling animal control, just join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a stray cat who’s a master builder and can help you create the ultimate Minecraft kingdom. Join now and say goodbye to vegan cat owners and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

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SisNotPrettyCraft

Thin, acne, SisNotPrettyCraft, Popular, insensitive

Are you tired of being surrounded by naturally beautiful but lazy players on your Minecraft server? Join our server where pretty privilege doesn’t exist! We welcome all players, regardless of their appearance or hygiene habits. Whether you’re a slob in baggy clothing or a glamorous Minecraft fashionista, you’ll find a home here.

Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).

So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!

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