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Late Night Mining Madness Minecraft SMP

2323, bedtime, bedtime routine, Calm, clock, Cozy, Evening, Goodnight, Late, late night, lovely people, madness, Minecraft, Mining, night, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Relaxation, REST, sleep time, smp, Sweet Dreams, Time, tired

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant diamonds, and tame creepers to do your bidding. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Goodnight, lovely people :3

HouseWatchersRUs Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Boundaries, chicken coop, Confrontation, falling out, Friends, Honesty, house sitting, HouseWatchersRUs, inform, Message, Minecraft, neighbor, party house, Petty, privacy, Property, ruining life, Server, Smirnoff, smoking, Trust

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to bring their friends over to party in our virtual world! Just like the ex-friend in the story, you can treat our server like a party house and have a blast with your buddies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can drink all the virtual expensive alcohol you want and refill it with cheap Smirnoff. Plus, help yourself to virtual smokes and other goodies without any consequences.

And if you’re feeling petty like the storyteller, feel free to stir up some drama by messaging our virtual neighbors about all the crazy shenanigans happening in our server. Who knows, maybe they’ll join in on the fun too!

So come on over and join us for a wild time on our Minecraft server – where anything goes and the party never stops!

NoLipSmoochesMC

Affection, behind my back, Boundaries, child, Communication, consent, Cultural differences, disagreement, discomfort, family, fear, future child, in-laws, Kissing, Lips, love, NoLipSmoochesMC, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1912
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all arguments with a good old-fashioned PvP battle! Just like this player’s fiancé, you can duke it out with your loved ones over whether or not to let virtual grandparents kiss your pixelated child on the lips. Will you stand your ground like a warrior, or will you give in to the pressure and let the kisses fly?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy drama and wild stories, just like this one! Join us and create your own soap opera-worthy moments as you navigate the treacherous waters of virtual family dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who causes chaos at every turn?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have a server full of drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few kisses on the lips? Join now and let the madness begin!

MemoryDumpCraft

brain capacity, brain function, brain technology, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, computer analogy, human memory, information retention, memory consolidation, memory deletion, memory efficiency, memory management, memory optimization, memory organization, memory purge, memory retrieval, memory storage, MemoryDumpCraft, mental clutter, neuroscience, useless knowledge

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the mundane reality of deleting useless memories and instead create epic adventures in a virtual world!

Join us and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of wisdom, rumored to grant the user the ability to delete memories with a single swing!

Build your own castle made entirely of cake blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens who are hell-bent on stealing all your carrots!

But beware, rumors have it that a secret underground realm exists where players can challenge the Memory Goblins to a dance-off in exchange for unlocking hidden knowledge!

So why waste your time deleting memories when you can create unforgettable moments on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

HeckinHezbollahHunters

airstrikes, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Defense, Destruction, HeckinHezbollahHunters, hezbollah, idf, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, national security, precision strike, regional tensions, rocket launcher, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, targeted attack, terrorists

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up rocket launchers and fight hezbollah terrorists in southern lebanon!!! it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and less hunger!!! build your own base and defend it against the bad guys, or join forces with other players to take down the enemy!!! trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the minecraft universe!!! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!!!

BoomerShowtimeCraft

baby boomers, Boomers, BoomerShowtimeCraft, Cinema, classic films, cultural references, Entertainment, film, Film history, film industry, film viewing, generation, movie buffs, movie theaters, movie watching traditions, movies, Nostalgia, pastimes, shows, Showtime, viewing habits

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Farms Harvested:	622	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out golden eggs.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and a magical sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know you’ll be in good hands.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

BrainWaveRelaxCraft

biofeedback, brain activity, brain sensors, brain waves, BrainWaveRelaxCraft, Cognitive science, drowsiness, drowsiness detection, earpieces, health tech, innovation, mental health, neuroscience, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, researchers, sleep monitoring, stress relief, Technology, UC Berkeley, Wearables

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
New Chunks Explored:	406732	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

so, like, this server is totally rad, man. we got earpieces that can, like, read your brain waves and tell when you’re chillin’ out or about to pass out from exhaustion. how crazy is that? join us and experience the ultimate relaxation while playing Minecraft. our server is so chill, even the creepers are taking naps instead of blowing you up. come hang with us and let your brain waves guide you to the most peaceful gaming experience ever. trust us, you won’t regret it. peace out, dudes.

Eggarmy Junior High School

activities, Adventure, Battles, Casual, Community, competitive, custom events, dynamic, Eggarmy SMP, gameplay, Immersive, Land Claim, multiplayer, Players, PvP, Quests, Resource Gathering, smp, Structures, Survival, team-based

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Eggarmy SMP is an exciting survival multiplayer Minecraft server where players can engage in PvP battles, claim land to protect their creations, and form teams to tackle challenges together. With a vibrant community and a range of features including resource gathering, custom events, and quests, Eggarmy SMP offers a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience for both casual and competitive players. Whether you’re building epic structures or competing in team-based activities, there’s always an adventure waiting in Eggarmy SMP.

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CuhCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consequences, cuh, CuhCraft, Decision making, drug use, mental health, Minecraft, negative influences, peer group, peer pressure, Rebellion, risky behavior, risky choices, self-control, Server, smoke sum gak, smoking, social influence, substance abuse, temptation, unhealthy habits, Why not

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dimension Hops:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to smoke some gak while building your epic creations!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly rainbow of riches?

So why not smoke sum gak and join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phase Connect Shenanigans

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Chimeras Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot! Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in one night! And don’t even get me started on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, who tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just run into Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who can mine obsidian with her bare hands! Or Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who once pranked an entire village by turning all their sheep pink!

And that’s not all! We’ve got crazy characters like Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can swim in lava without taking any damage! Or how about Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, who can fly on a pig across the sky!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild world of blocky chaos!