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Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Star Shards Collected:	274	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Items Found:	7921
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nice, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8577	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

cloud backup, coworker, CreeperCafe, Dinner, downtown snapshots, dress photo, google account, hotel room, husband, infidelity accusation, Marriage, mirror selfie, photos, Pixel phone, professional relationship, Secrets, social aspect, sulkiness, Team Building, team members, work trip

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite, beloved classic, cinematic gem, cinematic masterpiece, classic film, comfort film, Enduring Love, favorite movie, film fanatic, film obsession, movie addiction, movie buff, movie marathon, movie night, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, never get tired, repeat viewing, Rewatchable, timeless favorite, ultimate favorite, watch over and over

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	6167	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of watching the same old movies on repeat? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to watch a movie again because our server is like a never-ending blockbuster film!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the cows and pigs. Next thing you know, there’s a full-blown animal war happening right in front of your eyes! And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So if you’re ready for non-stop action, adventure, and hilarious moments, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who needs movies when you have our server?

FamCraft: Crafting Relationships

Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Connections, Crafting, emotional intelligence, Empathy, FamCraft, family dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, influence, interactions, long-term relationships, loyalty, perspective, relationships, Social Skills, Support, Trust, upbringing, VALUES, Views

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about finding a partner or making friends? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build relationships with fellow players who won’t judge you for spending hours mining for diamonds or building a giant chicken statue.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from the crazy cat lady who only builds houses out of wool to the conspiracy theorist who believes Herobrine is secretly controlling the server. Embrace the chaos and let your family dynamics shape your gaming experience in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your unique family dynamics influence your views on relationships and friendships in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. Plus, we have free cake every Friday!

Arctic Blaze: Permafrost Panic

abrupt increase, Arctic, Arctic regions, Arctic wildfires, Blaze, carbon emissions, climate change, climate impact, climate science, ecosystem disturbance, environmental change, global warming, Nature Communications, net carbon uptake, Panic, Permafrost, permafrost regions, permafrost thawing, projected thawing, rapid thawing, research, subarctic regions, terrestrial carbon uptake, Wildfires

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

ya’ll ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it’s like the permafrost is melting and causing wildfires? well, this server is so fire that it’s gonna make your brain melt like ice cream on a hot summer day. join now for a chance to witness the chaos of rapid permafrost thawing and wildfires in the arctic and subarctic regions. who needs net terrestrial carbon uptake when you can have a flaming good time on this server? come on, don’t be cold as ice, join now and heat things up! 🔥🔥🔥

CUBICA – private vanilla server Minecraft server

administration, age restrictions, collaborations, comfort, Communication, CONTENT, coziness, Cubica, existing players, Immersion, minecraft world, paid server, Private, Second season, Server, Streamers, toxic-free, Vanilla, Waiting

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Crops Grown:	5086	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Today you can change your life by visiting the server where we try to add comfort and coziness to every game day of the players. Sometimes it is hard to find a good server without toxic people and children. Here strict applications and age restrictions filter out all negative people from us. We are already in the second season, which means it’s time to conquer the beauty of the Minecraft world.

There are no privates and almost no commands from classic servers. Full immersion in vanilla with existing players of the server. The server is paid for years in advance and the administration is always online.

Let’s talk about streamers starting their careers, as well as collaborations with a dozen streamers on different styles of communication and content. Go for it, because Cubica has been waiting for you for a long time!

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