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Scumbag City Minecraft Madness

city, don’t want anything, long trail tag, madness, Minecraft, Scumbag, scumbag city, trafficking churches

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the clutches of TRAFFICKING CHURCHES in this scumbag city! Say goodbye to those sad faces and join us for some epic adventures and laughs!

Join us if you want to build a fortress made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, ride on the back of a giant chicken as your trusty steed, and battle against an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server’s hidden unicorn kingdom and participate in our weekly disco parties with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that sad city behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and fun!

CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

achievement, Anons, appreciation, Assistance, better world, BTWers, collaboration, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital, Generosity, Grateful, Improvement, internet, Kindness, Minecrafters, ONLINE, premium account, sharing, solidarity, Support, Technology, unite, Unity

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Blocky Blade Bash

5 days, anticipation, Bash, blade, blocky, countdown, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, game hype, game launch, game release, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming excitement, gaming industry, Hyped, Modern Gaming, New Release, Release, save gaming, stellar blade, upcoming game, video games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

body composition, body image, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, bulk, BulkCraft, bulking, CREEPERS, diet, endermen, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, gym, health, Hit, intentional weight gain, mindset, muscle building, muscle gain, nutrition, physique, self improvement, strength training, weight gain

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3968	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, balance, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Meta, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, strategy, Tier List, Tips, Tournaments, Training

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers throw parties in your honor.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a magic sword that could slay dragons with a single swipe. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Enderman, who will bust a move for you if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And let’s not forget about the Talking Sheep who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wilderness.

So come on down to our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the Disco Zombies who love to boogie down while trying to eat your brains. Trust us, it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

Crafty Banter: Make a Mate

acceptance, banter, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, forgiveness, friendship, friendship goals, Friendship struggles, Lose a friend, Losing friends, loyalty, Make a friend, MAKING FRIENDS, Mate, personal growth, racism, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social dynamics, They find out I’m racist, Trust

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendships, drama, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on, ready to build your dream world with your new best friend. But uh-oh, turns out they’re actually a racist llama in disguise! Watch as you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft politics and lose a friend faster than you can say “creeper”.

But fear not, because on this server, every setback is just a hilarious plot twist waiting to happen. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: The LOLz Edition

Anime, concubines, Crafty, desire, Dominant, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Girls, hentai, Japanese culture, lolz, Manga, McCraftface, one night stands, Otaku, relationships, romance, sex slaves, submissive, taboo, temptation, waifu

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find anime girls that you wouldn’t waifu but would take as concubines, sex slaves or just one-night stands!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated temptresses who are ready to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Build your own harem of virtual vixens and conquer the virtual world with your anime beauties by your side.

But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical waifus. They are fierce, independent, and not afraid to kick some blocky butt. So grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to pixelated paradise with the most unconventional anime girls around. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for one of these virtual vixens in ways you never expected.

Sisterly Love Minecraft

best ways, Boundaries, controversial, desire, Erotica, family, FANTASY, forbidden love, fucking sister, guide to fuck sister, ideas, Intimacy, lets goo, love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, secret rendezvous, sexual exploration, Siblings, Sisterly, Stories, taboo

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	3298
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your willingness to engage in some questionable activities!

Join us for the best ways to build, create, and explore…and maybe even some interesting interactions with your sister! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on our server?

Our community is full of enthusiastic players who are always up for a good time, whether that involves building a giant castle or…well, you know.

So come on and join us for some unforgettable moments and unique experiences. Who knows, you might just end up with a new best friend…or a new step-sibling!

Pixel Ninja Adventures

80s innovation, Adventures, Aging population, American phones, Boomers, Chinese phones, global competition., high salary, innovation, international competition, Japanese economy, Japanese markets, Japanese tech, Japanese technology, Korean phones, ninja, nursing home, PIXEL, slipping behind, technological advancements, Vietnam laborers, workforce challenges

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Potions Brewed:	75	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boomers ruining everything? Join our server and escape to a world where Japanese tech is still #1! Forget about American or Chinese/Korean phones, we’re all about that Japanese innovation here.

On our server, you can build your own high-tech Japanese-inspired creations and show off your skills to the world. Don’t let boomers hold you back, come join us and be part of a community that values creativity and innovation above all else.

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where Japan is still ruling the tech world. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boomers behind and join us on our epic quest to bring Japanese tech back to its former glory!

Crafty Wose’s LOLz Mine

attention-grabbing, buzzworthy, Crafty, EXCITEMENT, eye-catching, Frontpage, headline, Internet Sensation, lolz, media coverage, News, newsworthy, noteworthy, online fame, Popular, social media, spotlight, trending, trending topic, viral, WOSE, Woses

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Votes:	5184	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Towns Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	109
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the Wose are taking over the front page! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft and will guide you to victory. – We have a secret underground base where players can ride giant spiders as mounts and explore hidden treasures. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights – we have players riding unicorns shooting rainbow lasers at each other. – The winner of our weekly building contest gets to have a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. – We have a disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win diamond armor as prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!