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ChunkCraftLolz

Appearance, body image, bullying, ChunkCraftLolz, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Cyber Security, emotional intelligence, ENGAGEMENT, family, family dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, personal growth, relationships, reunion, self esteem, social interactions, University, weight

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Magic Items Found:	5676	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world without any annoying cousins in sight! Our server is the perfect place for cyber nerds like you to show off your skills and make new friends who won’t judge you for your love of computer games.

Forget about family reunions and engagement rings, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pixelated castle. Plus, we have a strict no-shaming policy, so you can game in peace without anyone making snarky comments about your weight or gaming habits.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether you should build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your cousin’s wedding planning.

WeirdFlexCraft

atypical skill, bizarre claim, eccentric trait, idiosyncratic talent, odd boast, odd skill, offbeat talent, outlandish boast, peculiar accomplishment, peculiar quirk, peculiar strength, quirky skill, strange ability, strange brag, unconventional strength, unconventional talent, unique talent, unusual achievement, weird flex, weird talent, WeirdFlexCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of weird flexes! Join us if you want to show off your collection of rare pink sheep or if you want to challenge other players to a dance-off in the virtual disco club we have set up. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the lands looking for players to challenge to a game of hide and seek. So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky side of Minecraft, come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyGonzalez Minecraft Server

CraftyGonzalez, Democracy, democracy in Venezuela, democratic process, election results, electoral victory, foreign policy, González, Government, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, opposition candidate, political recognition, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, Server, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, winner

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Void Gems Collected:	38
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3527
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so, liek, u kno how in dis minecraft server, we got dis dude González who be all like “yo, i won da presidential election in Venezuela”? well, da US be all like “yup, we recognize dis dude as da winner, he da real deal.” so u kno dis server be legit cuz we got a legit president up in here. come join us and be part of da craziest political drama in minecraft history. u won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

CraftyMaduro – 1,200 Arrests, 1,000 More!

Arrests, authoritarianism, civil disobedience, CraftyMaduro, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, protest movement, PROTESTS, repression, social justice, Venezuela, Warning

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more arrests than Maduro in Venezuela! we got 1,200 players locked up for building ugly houses and we’re coming for 1,000 more! join us for the thrill of running from the virtual cops while trying to survive in our crazy world. build, mine, and fight your way to the top…or get arrested trying! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

WildlifeTraffixCraft

animal trafficking, conservation efforts, Endangered species, illegal-trade, intellectual property, legal implications, new uses, patent analysis, patent infringement, patent law, wildlife conservation, wildlife crime, wildlife exploitation, wildlife legislation, wildlife protection, Wildlife research, wildlife smuggling, wildlife trade, wildlife trafficking, wildlife trafficking trends, WildlifeTraffixCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	877991	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we use trafficked wildlife for the most INSANE builds! we got pandas riding on llamas, tigers guarding our treasure chests, and even a parrot that can give you directions to hidden diamonds!

our players are so creative, they’ve built a whole jungle city using only endangered species as building materials. it’s like a real-life zoo, but way more fun and chaotic!

you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join us and let’s make some WILD memories together!

StreamTeam Minecraft Server

Bonding, catch up, Connection, Entertainment, Friends, Gaming, Hangout, last time, Long Time, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pandemic, Quarantine, reunion, Server, socializing, streaming, StreamTeam, Technology, together, video games, virtual

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the party never stops! Our players are so wild and crazy that the last time they all streamed together, they accidentally summoned a herd of dancing llamas that took over the entire server! Join us if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a llama dance party or two. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

WeirdoCraft SMP – >You’re weird

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Animals Bred:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers did the Macarena. If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Disco Sheep. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockPartyDrama

apology dilemma, BlockPartyDrama, boundary setting, Communication Issues, cousin relationships, dog behavior, dog training, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, farm animals, farm chores, farm life, parenting challenges, pet control, pet etiquette, pet ownership, poultry problems, rural conflict, rural etiquette, rural living

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any chicken-chasing dogs! Just like how I don’t tolerate my BIL’s dog chasing my precious poultry on the farm. Join us for some virtual fun and leave your chicken-chasing pets at home!

We have a strict no-dog-chasing policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual chickens will be safe and sound. Plus, we have virtual cousins who won’t bring their misbehaving pets along, so you can enjoy some drama-free gaming.

And if you ever need advice on whether or not to apologize for standing up for your chickens, just ask our friendly community of players. They’ll give you all the support and laughs you need to make the right decision.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only thing chasing chickens is your imagination!

WishCraftMC

achieving dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, desire, dream big, dreams, goal-setting, goals, hopes, law of attraction, longing, make a wish, MANIFESTING, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, Visualization, wish fulfillment, wish list, WishCraftMC, wishes come true

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Potions Brewed:	88
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest wishes! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. Want to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies? We got you covered.

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Fight off hordes of evil chickens, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and challenge other players to ridiculous mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Pig Racing”.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will guide you on your journey and maybe even teach you a thing or two about life, love, and the importance of a good pair of enchanted boots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest dreams come true (or at least your wildest Minecraft dreams). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DoggoCraft: No Turkey, Just Puppies!

advocacy, Animal Activism, animal advocates, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rescue, animal rights, Animal shelters, animal welfare, controversial law, DoggoCraft, Government, law enforcement, legislation, mass killing, Petition, protest, public outcry, puppies, stray animals, stray dogs, turkey

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

come join our minecraft server where we save stray dogs from turkey’s crazy laws! we have a secret underground dog sanctuary where you can adopt a virtual pup and take them on adventures in the game. plus, our server is protected by a pack of loyal minecraft wolves who will attack any griefers trying to mess with our furry friends. join us and help us fight the good fight against injustice and save all the virtual doggos!