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Homages to Homages Minecraft SMP

ceasar, DRIVE, drive 2011, Hail, Homages, inglorious basterds, Le Samouraï (1967), lineage, Minecraft, O Brother, smp, super 8, The Nice Guys, Thief (1981), true romance, Where Art Thou?

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than The Nice Guys, more romance than True Romance, and more chaos than Hail, Ceasar! But don’t worry, we always find our way like in O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Our server is filled with drivers faster than in Drive, soldiers braver than in Inglorious Basterds, and mysteries deeper than in Super 8. And if you’re wondering about our lineage, just think of Drive (2011) as the rebellious child of Thief (1981) and Le Samouraï (1967)!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a few explosions. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, digital communication, digital community, discussion, humor, internet culture, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 16059121, online conversation, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, smp, social media, trolling

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Animals Bred:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Dad’sDineTime

after school meal, child support, court order., custody battle, DadsDineTime, divorced parents, family conflict, financial hardship, financial struggles, food choices, food insecurity, food pantry, free school lunches, half siblings, judge’s decision, parenting time, shared custody, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, step siblings, visitation rights

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

Childhood, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, Deceit, Deception, deceptions, fabricated stories, fairy tales, false truths, falsehoods, family myths, Family secrets, Fibs, fictional narratives, growing up, imaginary tales, LieCraft, made-up stories, misconceptions, Myths, smp, tall tales, untruths, Urban Legends

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

CraftyCompanions

acceptance, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, compassion, Connection, CraftyCompanions, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, growth, Honesty, Kindness, life lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	122	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

accusations, allegations, Angry, Backlash, Canada, controversy, CraftyCanucks, crazy, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic spat, foreign affairs, government response, India, Indian-Canadian relations, international relations, investigation, official statement, political conflict, preposterous, Probe, Quests, strained ties., Tensions

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Votes:	7897
Dragons Tamed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Potions Brewed:	116	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Pixel Pals United

accessible, advanced imaging, Clarity, cutting-edge technology, high-resolution imaging, imaging technique, imaging technology, innovation, magnification, method, microscopy, microscopy innovation, microscopy method, new, PALS, PIXEL, research, resolution improvement, Science, scientific advancement, Technology, United, Visualizing

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

Gravitas Networks

Economy, Survival, survival rewards factories deliveries jobs perks community explore craft conquer challenges events adventures build thrive vibrant support explore craft challenges

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Potions Brewed:	36
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

gravitas.net

As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

Alternative, alternative Asian GF, asian, biracial children, cultural appropriation, dating preferences, deserve, discrimination, Diversity, ENTITLEMENT, equality, financial support, funding, gender dynamics, hapa babies, Interracial Relationships, Male, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, Server, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, WEF, White, white male

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

Al Hilal, al nassr, AlHilal, club ambitions, club signings, Cristiano Ronaldo, FIFA Club World Cup, football gossip, football news, Football Transfers, full, global profile, Minecraft, neymar, player acquisitions, player signings, ronaldo, smp, soccer rumors, sports rumors, sports updates, squad enhancement, SWING, Transfer, transfer rumors, transfer speculations, world cup transfers

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	4574	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

avoiding classes, blended families, core classes, elective classes, family dynamics, family dynamics in school, family relationships, future planning, guidance counselor, high school, high school drama, long-term impacts, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, Sisterhood, step relationships, stepfamily, StepSisClassAvoid, stepsister, teenage relationships

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	71
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?