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Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	189
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crops Grown:	2701
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Cows & Creepers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	182	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Brits Gone Wild

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Animals Bred:	175
Farms Harvested:	534	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Star Shards Collected:	240
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3241	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	232	Alien Abductions:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Chimeras Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a majestic bald eagle who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Creeper Army and the Sheep Rebellion as they fight for control over the enchanted diamond castle. Will you choose to fight alongside the fearless llamas or join forces with the mischievous villagers? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret portal to the Nether is hidden somewhere in the depths of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a taste for adventure. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Oh say can you seeeeeeee, the fun that awaits you!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘WTF is this server?’

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crops Grown:	5034
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be explosions involved)!

Nailcraft: Where Anime and Minecraft Collide!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a nail salon in every village where you can customize your character’s nails with the latest anime girl designs. Want Sailor Moon inspired nails? We got you covered. How about some Naruto themed nails? We’ve got that too! Join our server and show off your fabulous nails while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who knew looking cute could be so deadly? Join now and let your nails do the talking!

JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Join our Minecraft server and witness the beauty of Amerimutts like never before! We have Jeremy Meeks himself as our official spokesperson, showing off his flawless mugshot look while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs purebred beauty when you can have the rugged charm of an Amerimutt on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jeremy Meeks will personally serenade you with his angelic voice if you join our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and stunning community!