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Crafty McCraftface: The Endwalker Edition – A Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy XIV Fans!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have an exclusive Final Fantasy XVI crossover event called “The Path Infernal” where you can battle monsters from another realm until May 8! Plus, we have a special PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! We are also conducting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0, so you can travel between different regions in the game and explore new territories. And if that’s not enough, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells available for you to join and connect with other players.

And if you’re feeling social, we have meetups scheduled where you can join other players for fun activities like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or Eden Raids. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the craziness that is about to unfold on our server. So mark your calendars for July 2, 2024, and get ready for an epic adventure like no other!

Crafty Villains: Unleash Your Inner Dark Triad in Minecraft!

behavior modification, confidence building, Crafty, Dark, dark triad, emotional intelligence, incel, Machiavellianism, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, narcissism, overcoming insecurities, personal growth, Personality development, psychopathy, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-improvement journey, Social Skills, toxic traits, triad, Unleash, Villains

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1869
Votes:	9418	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	259
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of being a boring, average Minecraft player? Do you want to unleash your inner dark triad personality and conquer the virtual world? Look no further than our server! Join us and transform into a ruthless, cunning player who will stop at nothing to achieve victory.

Forget about being an incel, on our server, you’ll be a total Chad, charming all the other players with your devious tactics and strategic gameplay. From backstabbing alliances to manipulating the market economy, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate mastermind of Minecraft! Just remember, once you go dark triad, there’s no turning back.

Frozen Funnies MC Server: Ice Ice Baby #28

baby, Competition, Defeat, Drama, Emotional rollercoaster, figure skating, final chapter, friendship, frozen, Funnies, Ice, ice skating, japanese manga, Manga, MANGA Plus, manga series, online manga, perseverance, romance, Server, shueisha, sports, teamwork, Two on Ice, Victory

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you’ll battle giant creepers, ride on the backs of dragons, and even have dance-offs with Endermen!

Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of rare items.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like Creeper Bowling and Zombie Soccer, where you can compete against other players for epic prizes. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge our resident Minecraft pro, Steve, to a PvP battle in the Arena of Doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of diamond boots – things are about to get wild!

Crafty Love Wars

Conflict Resolution, Crafty, global peace, global unity, international relations, love, love conquers all, peace activism, peace advocacy, peace initiatives, peace promotion, peace promotion campaign, Peacebuilding, peaceful coexistence, peaceful communication, promoting harmony, social change, social media activism, Tinder, Unity, war prevention, Wars, warzone

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	954	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promote peace in the most epic way possible! Our players settle disputes with epic build battles and whoever wins gets a virtual hug from our server mascot, a giant pink llama named Fluffy. Plus, every time you log on, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and fills your room with glitter. It’s like a magical peace party every time you play! So come join us and let’s spread some virtual love and harmony together!

TipsyCraft: Where we build without the booze, but with plenty of blocks!

abstaining, alcohol, blocks, booze, BUILD, Cultural differences, culture, Decision making, Drinking, global perspectives, habits, health, Lifestyle, Moderation, peer pressure, personal choice, Plenty, Preferences, responsible choices, self-control, Sobriety, social norms, societal expectations, TipsyCraft, Traditions

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being sober again because we have a strict “no alcohol” policy. That’s right, we’re all about that pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

But don’t worry, just because we don’t drink doesn’t mean we don’t know how to have a good time. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that beer you were craving.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where the blocks are made of pure diamond. But shh, you didn’t hear it from me.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the sober shenanigans begin!

Vtuber Heaven: Where Pixels and Angels Collide

Afterlife, Angels, Anime, Celestial, collide, content creators, death, digital influencers, Divine, Entertainment, Eternity, Ethereal, Gaming, Heaven, ONLINE, Paradise, pixels, post, SPIRITUAL, streaming, virtual, virtual reality, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mines Excavated:	4330
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the VTuber fans out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all VTubers who play on our server will automatically be guaranteed a spot in heaven after they die! That’s right, forget about all those pesky rules and regulations for getting into heaven, just play on our server and you’re golden! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of angelic VTubers who will guide you through the game and make sure you have the most heavenly experience possible. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and secure your spot in VTuber heaven!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘I want to’ Build a Potato Castle and Ride a Pig into Battle!

Adventure, battle, BUILD, Castle, Character development, Characters, Crafty, creativity, Engaging, enjoyment, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive, make believe, McCraftface, Pig, Play, Playtime, Potato, pretend play, Ride, Roleplay, roleplay games, Roleplaying, storytelling

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	2353	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us and you’ll be playing alongside a cast of characters so wild, you’ll think you’re in a virtual circus! From a dancing pig named Porky to a sassy llama named Larry, you’ll never know what kind of shenanigans these characters will get into next.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it, if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve unlimited diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – after all, anything can happen when you’re playing with these characters!

Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits

Chief of Staff, Communication, Crafty, CREEPERS, Curtis Lemay, deaths, ebb and flow, man of substance, men in public office, morning coffee, Official, official portraits, Opinions, orders, Photographs, politicians, Portrait, portraits, public capacity, serious, silly, Smile, smiling, substance, trends, us airforce

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Enchantments Applied:	130
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.

Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.

So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.

Crafty Convicts: 40 Years Isn’t Enough

40 years in prison isn’t enough, Apes, brain usage, Convicts, Crafty, crime, criminal justice, disbelief, Evolution, eye-opening, Humanity, humans, incarceration, Isnt, justice system, Legal System, Prison, punishment, social commentary, societal issues, society, Years

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of society’s ridiculous rules and restrictions? Do you think 40 years in prison just isn’t enough for some people? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and unleash your inner ape as we swing from tree to tree, building our own civilization free from the constraints of human society. Who needs brains when you have creativity and freedom? Join us now and let’s go bananas together!

Craftella Girls: U149 – Where idols mine and craft their way to the top!

age gap, Anime, attraction, character analysis, Craft, Craftella, dating preferences, Entertainment, FANTASY, Girls, idol group, IDOLS, love, Maturity, older men, Preferences, psychological reasons, relationships, risa, romance, The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls, Top, U149, Younger Men

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	149	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Risa’s taste in men? Look no further! Our server is filled with older players who have the experience and maturity to handle anything that comes their way. Risa knows that older men are like fine wine – they only get better with age! Join us for a chance to build, mine, and maybe even find your own sugar daddy in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a rich, older player showering you with gifts and protection? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where age is just a number – and a high one at that!