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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Void Gems Collected:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Star Shards Collected:	165
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3394
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Items Found:	2565	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!

JoinWood Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, JoinWood, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂

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TheCrib: Where even creepers are welcome! Java + Bedrock 1.20, all versions supported, surviving with style!

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, discord server, Events, Factions, Ip:, java, Java versions, Join, major versions, player experience, Quality, quality of life, smp, Style, Support, Supported, Survival, Surviving, TheCrib, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ores Mined:	9526
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	Java 1.7 to latest

Important Links

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port: 19132
Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is TheCrib?	TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server.
What platforms does the server support?
Which versions of Java are available to join on?	Versions 1.7 to the latest version of Java are supported.