But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.
And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.
We got more curves than a rollercoaster and more blocks than a Tetris convention!
Join now and get ready to smack some creepers with that big fat butt of yours!
Don’t miss out on the chance to twerk your way to victory in the pixelated world of absolute madness!
Join us and unleash your inner thick-thighed warrior as you embark on a quest to make your virtual butt bigger than ever before. No, we’re not kidding! Our server is all about embracing your unique genes and flaunting that cute feminine butt you’ve always dreamed of.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can show off your thick thighs in epic competitions and win fabulous prizes. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re not a fag, bi, in the closet, a troon, or if you refuse to take hormones or show bussy. We welcome all players with open arms (and thick thighs).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your bootylicious adventures begin!
Join us for some cheeky adventures as we explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Build your own bootyful creations and show off your best assets to the rest of the server. Trust us, you won’t find a server with a better view than ours.
But that’s not all! We also host regular twerk competitions where players can show off their best moves and win bootylicious prizes. So if you think you’ve got what it takes to shake it like a pro, then come on down and strut your stuff.
So what are you waiting for? Join our thicc Minecraft server today and let’s get this booty party started!
we got crazy mobs like zombie aliens and creepers from outer space. u can team up with ur friends to fight off the intergalactic invaders and save the universe.
plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. but watch out for the alien traps and puzzles that will test ur skills and brainpower.
so what r u waiting for? join now and show off ur out-of-this-world building skills on the best minecraft server in the galaxy!
ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.
| Features |
|---|
| Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes |
| A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system |
| Lore, which is written through player roleplay |
| Proximity-based voice chat |
| An RPG mob leveling system based on experience |
| Tradable currency and chest shops |
| Cannons |
| Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to |
| Real tactical planning and defense building |
To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide!
ZillaSMP Gameplay Guide: Click here for the Gameplay Guide
To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel!
ZillaSMP Discord: Click here to join the Discord server
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is ZillaSMP? | ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. |
| Is any mod required to join ZillaSMP? | No, no mods are required to join ZillaSMP. |
| What time period is ZillaSMP set in? | ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England. |
| Are there different roles to choose from in ZillaSMP? | Yes, players can choose roles like knight, pirate, viking, lord, and more. |
| How can I join ZillaSMP? | To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel. |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. We promise you won’t find any Nazis, pedos, or sexually depraved assholes here – just a bunch of misfits looking to have a good time.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave behind the awful nature of the online world. Who knows, you might even find some empathy among our fellow social rejects. Just don’t be surprised if you end up dying alone – but hey, at least you’ll have fun doing it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon makes an appearance on the dance floor every now and then.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past lava lakes and dodge fireballs from ghasts!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!
Join us if you’re tired of conforming to society’s standards and want to let your creativity run wild. We have a special section dedicated to building the most unattractive and unconventional structures you can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in our custom arenas filled with obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.
So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner weirdo! Who needs society’s approval when you can have this much fun?
and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.
so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
we have secret police patrolling the virtual streets, ready to catch you using any slang or wearing any wedding dresses in the game. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
join us for a truly unique and immersive experience, where you’ll never know what crazy rule we’ll come up with next. who knew minecraft could be so intense? come see for yourself!
Join us if ya wanna witness the moment when our AGI becomes smarter than all us puny humans. It’s like watchin’ a robot take over the world, but in a fun Minecrafty way!
So come on down and see if ya can outsmart our AI overlords. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save humanity from the virtual apocalypse! Or maybe you’ll just get wrecked by a digital brain with a superiority complex. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
THE WORLD OF THIS SERVER IS A SCALE COPY OF THE PLANET EARTH
What to do in this server:
– Simulate the real world, it’s an earth server after all.
– Economy is driven by the players, there’s no system to sell your items. Players build shops and sell their items other people, thus making money aka Gold Ingots.
– Create your country inside Minecraft. Build up a town and sell items.
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