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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3407 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 359201 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com. we got so much cool stuff happening, it’s like a party in your computer. but then, like, one day, this giant cybersecurity company called CrowdStrike, they, like, totally crashed and burned. businesses everywhere were freaking out, man. but, like, on our server, we were just chillin’ and playin’ Minecraft like nothing happened. it was, like, epic. so, if you wanna join a server that can handle major outages and still have a good time, then, like, come on over. we got your back, bro.
