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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7755 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 575 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, so totally lit, like a creeper exploding in your face but in a good way, ya know? Like, the other day, I found a diamond block just lying around and I was like, “YAS QUEEN, this is my lucky day!” And then I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I’m a Minecraft god, obviously.
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the villagers and we all wear matching leather armor, it’s like a rave but with more zombies. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time I replaced all of someone’s torches with TNT and they were like, “LOL, you got me good!”
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and maybe not steal all my diamonds, okay? See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
