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BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of failing at semen retention because you keep getting hypnotized by erotic content? Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself with building epic structures instead! We promise our server will keep you so busy, you won’t even have time to think about edging for a whole week. Plus, we have a special challenge where you have to edge for 7 days straight without giving in – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with your willpower! So come join us and leave those hypnotic temptations behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we won’t judge.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Items Found:	5603	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

DadBlocker

Agreement, AITAH, Communication, conditions, dad, DadBlocker, decision, Estate, family, getting married, Honesty, Inheritance, Lawyer, legal counsel, Marriage, preventing, Proposal, re-marry, testament, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NipNop Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Farms Harvested:	738
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Animals Bred:	195
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to let those nipples fly free! Imagine a world where men’s nipples are the ultimate turn on for women – well, on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for some nipple-tastic adventures as we build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing better than diamonds are a pair of perky man nips. So come on, unleash your inner nipple enthusiast and join us for a truly titillating experience!

AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Emeralds Found:	8465	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!

DimensionalBlindness

Brain, cognitive abilities, cognitive limitations, Cognitive science, comprehension, Consciousness, DimensionalBlindness, EYES, higher dimensions, human perception, neural processing, Perception, processing, Reality, Scientific inquiry, sensory perception, spatial dimensions, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, visual cognition, visual perception

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
New Chunks Explored:	165773	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server and unlock the secrets of the universe! our server is so lit, your eyes will be seeing dimensions you never knew existed!

imagine building a house in a realm where time is backwards and pigs can fly. on our server, anything is possible!

we have a secret underground city where players can battle giant spiders and ride dragons into battle.

if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount and a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and explore the mysteries of the multiverse in our mind-bending minecraft server!

BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9636
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Towns Built:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!