they’re basically Democrats so I’ll just not vote Minecraft Servers

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘right wingers are lazy quitters’ thrive!

Conservatives, cucks, eh I don’t care if leftists take full control and enact all their policies, get out into the streets, if you fight your enemies they win, Lazy, lazy quitters, Leftists, my candidate only aligns with me on 80% of issues instead of 100%, people will regret it and rise up in two more weeks, POL, protesting in the streets, quitters, right wingers, SnowflakeCraft, that’s what they want you to do, they’re basically Democrats so I’ll just not vote, Thrive, vote blue no matter who, win at all costs, wingers

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	131	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of political drama and division in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where leftists and conservatives come together to build and have fun! Leftists can vote blue no matter who while conservatives can relax knowing that even if their candidate only aligns with them on 80% of issues, they won’t have to worry about leftists taking over and enacting all their policies. And don’t worry about /pol/ cucks, they’re not invited to our server! So come join us and build a world where everyone can get along, because fighting your enemies only makes them win – but building epic structures together is the real victory!

JoyBringerMC SMP

Adventure, art, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, joy, JoyBringerMC, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Music, Nature, Passion, Peace, personal growth, positivity, relationships, self-care, Serenity, smp, travel

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	688	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

So, like, the reason you gotta join this server is because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. He’s like the Chuck Norris of the chicken world, bro.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon. He’s actually a pretty good dancer, once you get to know him.

So, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Teleportopia: Because who wouldn’t want to instantly travel the world in Minecraft?

Adventure, bucket list, Destination, dream, Explore, globe-trotting, Instantly, Journey, Minecraft, Teleport, Teleportopia, travel, vacation, Wander, WANDERER, Wanderlust, world, wouldnt

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magic Items Found:	5404
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in one place in the Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can teleport to any location in the world with just a click of a button! Want to visit the Eiffel Tower in Paris? Boom, you’re there! Feel like chilling on a beach in Hawaii? Easy peasy lemon squeezy! Join our server and experience the ultimate teleportation adventure like never before. Who needs a plane when you have teleportation powers at your fingertips? Join now and start your epic journey across the globe in Minecraft!

Eavesdrop Plant Network

Altruism, BOTANY, communication networks, eavesdrop, eavesdropping, ecological interactions, neighbors, Network, Plant, plant behavior, plant behavior study, plant communication, plant interactions, plant networks, plant research, plant science, Plant signaling, Plants, research, study, underground networks, warning signals

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Towns Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crops Grown:	8150	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

so, like, imagine if plants were like, totally gossiping underground, like, “omg did you hear what that dandelion did last night?!” 😂🌱 join our minecraft server and be part of the juiciest plant gossip network everrrr! 🌿🌺

our server is where all the cool plants hang out, sharing secrets and throwing shade at each other. you’ll never look at a flower the same way again once you join our underground network! 🌼🌿

plus, we have the most epic plant parties everrrr! imagine dancing carrots and singing sunflowers, it’s a wild time on our server! 🥕🌻

so come join us and be part of the most scandalous plant community in minecraft! 🌿🌺🌱 #plantgossip #undergroundnetwork #wildparties

Eternal Quest of Hope 1.21.2

1.21.2, coping mechanisms, cry for help, dark thoughts, depression, Despair, Desperation, emotional turmoil, ETERNAL, helplessness, Hope, hopeless, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Pain, Quest, seeking support, self harm, Struggling, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Therapy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Towns Built:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Farms Harvested:	849

Hey, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream house while battling evil mobs at the same time. It’s like living in a twisted version of The Sims, but with creepers trying to blow up your hard work. Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and danger around every corner. Join now and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to survive and thrive in this crazy virtual world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

EverestClimbCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, adventure seekers, Altitude, challenge, climbers, everest, EverestClimbCraft, Expedition, fees, government regulation, Himalayas, INCREASE, Minecraft, mountain climbing, mountaineering, Nepal, outdoor activity, peak, permit fee, Server, summit, tourism, travel

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Love Letters Sent:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

yo, so like, if you wanna climb everest, you gotta pay up big time on this server. but like, don’t worry, cuz once you reach the top, you get a diamond helmet with feather falling 1000! so like, if you fall off, you’ll just float gently back down to safety. plus, there’s a secret hidden village at the summit where you can trade with yetis for enchanted gear. it’s totally worth the steep permit fee, trust me. come join us and conquer everest like a boss!

NukeCraft2020: Putin’s Puppets

aggression, conflict escalation, Diplomacy, end this war, global security, international relations, Message, military threats, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, nuke launch, NukeCraft2020, peace negotiations, political tensions, power struggle, Puppets, putin, Putins, russia, trump, war rhetoric, world leaders

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin’s puppets running around demanding a nuke launch every time trump sends a message to end the war. it’s like a crazy political drama but in minecraft form. you never know what will happen next, maybe putin will challenge trump to a build battle or kim jong-un will show up to crash the party. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

Creeper Queens: Long COVID Edition

age group, age-related, coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, creeper, deaths, Edition, Females, gender, health, infection, Long, long covid, long-term effects, pandemic, propensity, QUEENS, research, Risk, SARS-CoV-2, statistics, study, Women, worldwide

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! We got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that playing on our server can actually reduce your risk of developing long COVID? That’s right, studies have shown that spending time in our virtual world can boost your immune system and keep you healthy!

Plus, we have a special potion in-game that protects you from all viruses, including the dreaded SARS-CoV-2. So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be catching is a good time!

Dream Deck Bebop 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Bebop, contemplation, daydreaming, Deck, dream, FANTASY, faye, futuristic, longing, Nostalgia, Peaceful, Relaxation, Sci Fi, Silence, smoke-filled., smoking, solitude, space cowboy, Wishful thinking

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Animals Bred:	138	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Bruh, imagine smoking with Faye on a spaceship in Minecraft! 🚀🌌

Join our server and live out your space cowboy fantasies with Faye by your side! 🤠🚬

We’ve got spaceships, aliens, and even a special deck just for smoking with Faye! 💫👽

Don’t miss out on the chance to make your dreams a reality in the most epic Minecraft server ever! 🎮🤯

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start smoking with Faye in silence on the deck of the Bebop! 🚀🚬💥

TaxCraft: KidClaimer Supreme

bonus money, budgeting, child support, childcare expenses, claiming dependents, communication in relationships, Debts, financial arguments, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, household expenses, income tax refund, Joint Finances, KidClaimer, long-term financial planning., money management, prioritizing bills, SUPREME, TaxCraft, TAXES

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	776
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3695	Dimension Hops:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10

Are you tired of dealing with financial drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

On our server, you can claim all the virtual children you want without any judgment! Build them virtual homes, buy them virtual toys, and never have to argue about financial decisions again.

Forget about real-life bonuses and debts, on our server, the only thing you’ll be spending money on is virtual TVs and speaker systems for your virtual house renovations. And the best part? No one will judge you for it!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can claim all the virtual children you want and never have to deal with financial stress again. Plus, we promise not to sue you over any virtual debts!

AsiaEatsMinecraftSMP

Asia, AsiaEatsMinecraftSMP, Asian cuisine, Asian flavors, asian food, culinary delights, culinary experiences., cultural cuisine, exotic dishes, exploring new flavors, favorite cuisine, favorite dishes, food discoveries, food experiences, food exploration, Foodie Adventures, international cuisine, taste of Asia, travel, travel destinations, travel memories

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our server for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas. Build your own castle out of marshmallows and defend it from a swarm of killer bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of ninja pandas. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the password is “potato salad”.