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OreShenanigans: Not So Cutting-Edge!

Advanced technology, aerospace, Cutting Edge, CuttingEdge, Defense, defense industry, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Missile debris, missile defense, missile development, missile systems, missile technology, OreShenanigans, Oreshnik, russia, russian military, Russian technology, Technology, weapons technology

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crops Grown:	4866	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got more explosions than russia’s oreshnik missile debris, that’s for sure! our server is so not cutting-edge, it’s like a blast from the past, but in a good way.

we’ve got crazy stories like how our admin accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop, and now they have to fight off zombie chickens every night. it’s cluckin’ insane!

join us for some wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun. who needs cutting-edge technology when you’ve got explosive entertainment like this? come join the chaos today!

Noob Graduates Never Learn

application, career, Certainty, Claim, doubt, education, employment, Experience, Future, graduates, Graduation, job market, learn, learning, Never, noob, people, practical, right, Skills, specific knowledge, success, Use

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Votes:	1889	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, u know how u go to school and learn all this stuff that u think u’ll never use again? well, guess what? on our server, u can actually use all that random knowledge u thought was useless! like, u can build a working rocket ship using physics equations u learned in high school. or u can create a potion using chemistry formulas. it’s like school, but actually fun and not boring! come join us and show off all that useless knowledge u thought u’d never use again! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

melio

apply, community-driven initiatives, Custom World Generation, Discord, Drama-free, INCLUSIVE, Join, Mature, Melio, meliorism, minimal impact, No Grief, Respect, rules, safe haven, smp, TerraformGenerator, trust-based, Vanilla Gameplay, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

MelioSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Gameplay Features	Near-vanilla, No landclaims, No warps/teleports, No money plugins
Key Principles	Trust-based, No griefing, No stealing, No cheating
Community Focus	Mature, Drama-free, Inclusive
World Generation	Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Visit our website at www.meliosmp.com to learn more and apply on our Discord at discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: The main rules are no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. We rely on trust and mutual respect among players.

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?

A: We prefer players to stick to vanilla gameplay or use very minimal impact mods. Any major mods should be approved by the server admins.

Q: Is there a community aspect to the server?

A: Yes, we encourage community-driven initiatives and believe in the improvement of the world through our interactions.

Shondo’s Realm of Friendship 1.21.1

1.21.1, Associates, chaste, Friends, friendship, Mature, mentally stable, motherly, pippa, re-debut, Realm, reasonable, shondo, Shondos

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Animals Bred:	109
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can be friends with Shondo and associates with Pippa! Why join? Because who needs mental stability, reasonableness, chastity, motherliness, or maturity when you can have a wild and crazy time building and exploring in our server! Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Shondo and Pippa will get up to next – it’s guaranteed to be a hilarious and unpredictable ride! So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together!

Lefties Ban Humanity Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned, Censorship, Civilization, CONSERVATIVE, control, debate, Democracy, freedom, Future, Government, Humanity, Ideology, lefties, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, Political, progressive, RIGHTS, smp, society, speculation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of being oppressed by the lefties and their crazy rules? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have created a utopia free from all political correctness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been banned from other servers for speaking their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?

So come join us and experience a world where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only thing banned is being boring!

PeacefulCraft SMP

acceptance, Closure, Contentment, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, Peace, PeacefulCraft, personal development, Release, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Serenity, smp, Surrender

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Enchantments Applied:	171	Villages Defended:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously dude, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground base filled with cookies (no joke, bro).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant talking potato named Spud, who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. He’s like the ultimate protector of our realm, keeping us safe from creepers and griefers alike.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right, TNT roller coaster. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on, bro, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Spud promised to share his secret stash of cookies with anyone who joins. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? Let’s goooooo! 🥔🍪🎢

CraftyCurrency

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, cost effective, cost-efficient, CraftyCurrency, cut-rate, Discounted, economical, frugal, good deal, inexpensive, inexpensive goods, low cost, pocket-friendly, reasonable, reasonably priced, thrifty, value for money, wallet-friendly

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg for things that should be cheap? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is hilariously cheap! We’re talking diamond armor for the price of a potato, enchanted weapons for the cost of a stick, and even rare items for the price of a single block of dirt!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato Palace” where players can trade their excess potatoes for valuable in-game currency. Rumor has it that the Potato King himself resides in the palace, handing out riches to those who bring him the most spuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of cheap prices and potato-based economies! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBucks Minecraft Server

AID PACKAGE, bilateral cooperation, Blockbucks, DPL program, economic development, economic growth, financial aid, financial support, foreign investment, funding, government support, infrastructure improvement, international assistance, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, monetary assistance, Partnership, poverty reduction, Server, uk, Ukraine, World Bank

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	7
Star Shards Collected:	244	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

OMG u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! it’s like ukraine gettin $1bn from japan and uk through world bank DPL program but in minecraft form! we got so much money u can build the most epic castles and stuff! like, who needs real life when u can be ballin in minecraft, amirite?! plus, we got secret treasure hunts and quests that will blow ur mind! come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server ever!

UrsaCraft: Sink & Swim

cargo ship, cargo ship sinking, explosion, explosion at sea, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime emergency, maritime incident, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean ship sinking, Russian, Russian shipping, Russian vessel, shipping news, Shipwreck, SINK, sinks, swim, Ursa Major, Ursa Major sinking, UrsaCraft, vessel sinking

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server! come join us on our server where u can build ur own russian cargo ship and see if it sinks or not! we have explosions, we have drama, we have it all! join now and be part of the chaos, cuz why be normal when u can be crazy on our server! let’s see if u can survive the mediterranean like the Ursa Major did (or didn’t, lol)!

RoboXmasCraft: Boston Dynamics Fun

Advanced, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Boston, Boston Dynamics, christmas, creepy, dynamics, Engineering, Festive, Fun, Future, holiday, innovation, machine learning, Machines, mechanical, ROBOT, robotics, RoboXmasCraft, Santa Claus, seasons greetings, Technology, Video

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Runes Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crops Grown:	3969	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da craziest robot apocalypse everrrr!!! we got boston dynamics robots runnin around tryna take over da world but u can stop dem if u join our server and build epic bases to protect urself!!! watch out for da robot reindeer flyin around shootin lasers and da robot elves tryna steal ur diamonds!!! it’s gonna be a merry terrifying robot christmas on dis server, so come join da fun and see if u can survive da chaos!!!