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IsraelBlock Minecraft Server

arms control, arms embargo, Arms export, arms sales, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, defense industry, diplomatic relations, embargo, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, IsraelBlock, licences, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, Minecraft, political decision, Server, suspended, UK Government, weapons sales

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

u know wat else is suspended? gravity on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride where u can build ur own floating island in the sky and battle other players with ur flying pigs! we got so much chaos and craziness, even the UK government had to suspend arms export licences to Israel just to keep up with us! join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle and conquer the skies!

RocketRumbleMC

American soldiers, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, injured, international relations, Iraq base, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, Military, military base, military intervention, missile strike, rocket attack, RocketRumbleMC, SECURITY, Terrorism, US personnel, violence, War

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4352	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own base and defend it from rocket attacks just like in real life!!! several US personnel got injured in a rocket attack on Iraq base but don’t worry, our server is way safer than that lol. join now and see if u can survive the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players cuz we’re just that generous. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and maybe u can become the ultimate rocket dodger in minecraft history!

InsulinCraft: No Cap Utilization

access to medication, affordability, CAP, Chronic illness, cost-saving measures, diabetes, drug affordability, findings, government policy, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare reform, increase utilization, insulin prices, InsulinCraft, insurance, medical expenses, medication, out-of-pocket insulin caps, patient care, prescription drugs, State level, study, Utilization

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE INSULIN FOR YOUR BORING LIFE, BUT WITHOUT THE CAPS! JOIN US AND YOUR UTILIZATION OF FUN WILL BE THROUGH THE ROOF! WE HAVE STATE-LEVEL CRAZINESS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH PIXELATED LLAMAS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE INSANE ADVENTURES AWAITING YOU ON THIS SERVER!

Desert Island Minecraft Server

Anarchy, Cases, Crafts, custom enchantments, desert island, Enhancement Stones, Events, Guild system, Lava Walkers, Minecraft, Region Blocks., Server, UKRAINIAN, Vampirism

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Desert Island is a Ukrainian server in Minecraft, the mode is anarchy. Our server has many unique mechanics. For example, Enhancement Stones, which have passive and active abilities. A large number of unique crafts of both ordinary items and default things from Minecraft, which previously did not have craft. More than 20 custom enchantments such as Vampirism or Lava Walkers. And also Events, Guild System, Cases, Region Blocks and much more. Come in, we are waiting only for you 🙂

95.216.92.69:25757

Tartaria MC

base, bedrock, building, Claims, Community, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Custom Crates, Economy, economy-based, Events, family, free, Friendly, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, Greiffree, grief-free, hidden wonders, in-game ranks, java, Jobs, Keys, Landclaims, mc, Minecraft, MONEY, Perks, Pinataparty, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Relaxed, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, Steampunk, Supportive Community, Survival, TartariaMC, Towny, VIBE, Voting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

At Tartaria MC, we believe that community is where it all begins. Our Java/Bedrock cross-play server provides a relaxed, grief-free environment where players can come together to pursue their goals, forge new friendships, and create magnificent things. Our semi-vanilla economy-based server offers jobs to earn money, voting for in-game ranks, keys, and perks. Explore custom crates, connect with our supportive community, and uncover hidden wonders. Forge your legend in TartariaMC!

play.tartariamc.org:25591

BonesMP: where skeletons party and zombies are the bouncers! Java and Bedrock players welcome, just no creepers allowed!

3D map, Allowed, bedrock, BonesMP, Bouncers, Builds, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Dimensions, Discord, Events, gameplay, Giveaways, Griefing, java, Minecraft, Party, Players, Plugins, Proximity, Reset, resource pack, rules, Server, Skeletons, smp, text chat, Vanilla, voice chat, zombies

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

BareBonesMP Server Overview
IP:	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP:	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link:	https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap:	https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website:	https://barebonesmp.com/

Server Features
24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules
1. No Griefing or Stealing
2. No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
3. No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
4. Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
5. Be Respectful and kind to other members
6. Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
7. The keyword is andesite
8. No Advertising or Spamming other members
9. No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
10. PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How long has BareBonesMP been running?: BareBonesMP has been running since April 25th, 2019, with Season 7 starting on August 5th, 2024.
Is there a dedicated Discord server for BareBonesMP?: Yes, you can join the Discord server for BareBonesMP to be whitelisted and engage with the community.
What are the main features of BareBonesMP?: The server offers 24-7 uptime, vanilla gameplay with enhancing plugins, custom world generation, active community events, and more.
What are the server rules?: The server rules include no griefing or stealing, no hacking or cheating, no discrimination, and being respectful and kind to other members.

CraftyCoast Minecraft Server

administration, biden, contract demands, CraftyCoast, democrats, East Coast, East Coast Democrats, economic havoc, election, ILA, ILA strike, longshore strike, Minecraft, port workers, railroad strike, Server, SETTLEMENT, shipping companies, strike, strike strategy, union, union demands

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Towns Built:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1467

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Biden’s decision-making process? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Biden himself would struggle to keep up. Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating with shipping companies, finalizing contract demands, and strategizing strikes like a pro. Who needs politics when you can be a part of this epic drama? Join now and see if you can handle the madness!

CarCraft SMP – >when you install Arch on your new car

arch, arch linux, CAR, car computer, car customization, car customization ideas, car hacking, car modifications, car mods, car operating system, car software, car software installation, car tech, car tech community, car tech enthusiasts, car tech projects, car technology, car upgrades, CarCraft, custom car, DIY car upgrades, gtwhen, Install, installing Arch, new car, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

🚗 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take things to a whole new level! Ever wanted to install Arch Linux on your car? Well, here you can do just that! Our server is filled with crazy mods and plugins that will have you driving around in a car powered by Linux in no time.

Join us for epic car races where you can show off your mad Linux skills while zooming past your friends. But be careful, because the roads are filled with creepers and zombies who are just dying to crash your ride!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take your car on a journey to the Nether? Who needs a portal when you can just drive straight into the fiery depths of the underworld? Just make sure you have enough gas to make it back in one piece!

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your car’s fuel tank). See you on the road, fellow Linux enthusiasts! 🚗🔥💻

LockCraft: YTA for wanting my door locked

Boundaries, cat behavior, cat-proofing, Door, door locking, door security, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, generational living, home security, invasion of privacy, LockCraft, LOCKED, PARANOIA, personal safety, personal space, pet behavior, privacy, Safety, toxic behavior, Wanting, YTA

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Enchantments Applied:	116	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of your parents invading your privacy and blaming their problems on you? Do you have a cat who loves to play pranks on you while you sleep? Do you have deranged step family members trying to break into your house? Then come join our Minecraft server where privacy and safety are guaranteed! Our server is so secure, even your cat won’t be able to mess with your stuff. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of toxic family dynamics. So come on over and build your virtual safe haven with us!

SillySMPChatter

awkward phrases, bad jokes, colloquial language, Communication, Conversation, cringeworthy remarks, dumb comments, embarrassing statements, foolish talk, imprudent remarks, inappropriate language, Language, nonsensical phrases, ridiculous expressions, senseless words, silly sayings, SillySMPChatter, Social Interaction, stupid phrase, unintelligent speech, verbal communication

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered laser beams. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plan? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!