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FBItermin8rsMCSMP

band together, band together campaign, Campaign, campaign leadership, fbi, FBItermin8rsMCSMP, inside band, inside information, leadership, Legal, Legal professionals, Military, military officers, professionals, terminated employees, terminated employees campaign, terminated FBI, terminated FBI campaign, terminated FBI employees, terminated legal professionals, terminated military officers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7164
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got all these ex-FBI agents, military officers, and lawyers coming together to form the ultimate squad. Like, imagine the chaos and epic battles we’re gonna have. It’s gonna be like Avengers, but in Minecraft.

And get this, we’re gonna have secret missions and quests that only the elite players can handle. Like, one time we had to rescue a group of villagers from a zombie horde, and it was so intense. But we totally saved the day, no biggie.

Plus, we have this secret base underground where we plan all our strategies and stuff. It’s like a top-secret lair, but with blocky walls and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the epic loot we find on our adventures. Diamonds for days, bro.

So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be part of the craziest squad around, hit us up. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can handle the madness that awaits. Are you ready to join the ultimate squad of misfits and take on the Minecraft world? Let’s do this!

BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins

Afk, Alone Time, bathroom, BathroomCraft, daily routine, Grooming, habits, hygiene, longer bathroom breaks, Men, mens health, mental health, Mins, personal care, Relaxation, restroom, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-indulgence, stress relief, Time management, time wasting

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!

FrontLineDropOuts

bbc news, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Front Line, FrontLineDropOuts, heavy losses, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, News, North Korea, peace talks, Troops, Ukraine, War, Withdrawal, world affairs

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server!

RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study

acute toxicity, bowel problems, bowel toxicity, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, health, Link, long-term effects, Medical research, prostate cancer, prostate health, radiation, radiation effects, radiation side effects, radiation therapy, RadiationCraft, research, side effects, study, Toxicity, Treatment, urinary problems, urinary toxicity

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7816
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Farms Harvested:	227	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only side effects you’ll be experiencing are extreme levels of fun and excitement! forget about boring old radiation studies, on our server, you’ll be battling creepers and zombies instead of toxic side effects!

we guarantee that after playing on our server, your urinary toxicity levels will decrease from 7.5% to 0% and your bowel toxicity levels will decrease from 12.7% to -10%! that’s right, negative toxicity levels because our server is just that awesome!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate cure for all your gaming woes!

MineScape

Adventurer, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Custom Mobs, custom npcs, Friends, hand crafted map, Interactive, Leaderboards, Magic, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, titles

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests

Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Feldip Hills Map Expansion, Daily Quest Rework, Shooting Stars Event & More Devblog #42
Store: https://store.minescape.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

https://minescape.com/rules/

FAQ

1. How do I join the MineScape server?

To join the MineScape server, simply enter the IP address “minescape.me” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there custom quests in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to complete and earn rewards.

3. What are the available skills in MineScape?

There are 22 custom skills in MineScape, including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, and Crafting, among others.

4. How can I earn daily rewards in MineScape?

Players can earn daily rewards by logging in to the server daily and completing certain tasks or challenges.

5. Are there pets, cosmetics, and titles available in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters and stand out in the game.

Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	472	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Votes:	3778
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	3234	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Potions Brewed:	90
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1796	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	7339	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!