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OverdraftCraft: No Pay on Holidays!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Towns Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Items Found:	5125	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	2227

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. u can ride on a chicken and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes. our diamonds are made of chocolate and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding. also, if u join our server, u automatically become best friends with Notch and get free pizza every friday. so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

DOZA Hardcore Minecraft Server

Adventure, Challenging, Community, competitive, DOZA Hardcore, Gaming, hardcore minecraft, hardcore mode, Minecraft, multiplayer, no cheats, No dupes, one life, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Realistic, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Animals Bred:	154	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

A typical survival with one small thing… You have 1 life…There is only one rule – No cheats or dupes

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TempissCraft Minecraft Server

destroy, en3, fag enablers, forces, fuwamoco, Girls, Hires, hololive, Minecraft, Poisoning, puts, retard, Server, Shill, Show, SITS, skips, Stars, tempdiarrhea, tempiss, TempissCraft, tempoo, Venue, VID

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

HungerCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, challenge, Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, Entertainment, funny, gameplay, Gaming, HG, humor, hungercraft, internet culture, Let’s Play, meme, Minecraft, popular culture, reaction video, Server, the hunger games, video game, viral

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the chaos and madness of our world, where anything can happen!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start throwing TNT at you! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a CHICKEN with a TOP HAT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mystical creatures called the “First 24”, who are always causing trouble and chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their madness? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

CakeSmash Minecraft Server

AITAH, CakeSmash, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional outburst, emotional response, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, Guilt, household responsibilities, lack of apology, leaving my smashed cake on the ground, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, perfectionism, seeking forgiveness, seeking validation, self-care, Server, sibling dynamics

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7130	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dropping cakes on the floor is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaotic kitchen mishaps and emotional meltdowns. Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good cry in the bathroom and have a knack for causing accidental messes.

Experience the thrill of being blamed for everything, just like in real life! Build your own virtual cake only to watch it fall to the ground as your fellow players shout at you for being “stupid and careless.”

But don’t worry, on our server, there’s always a chance for redemption. Will you stand your ground and demand an apology for your fallen cake, or will you run to the bathroom to cry it out like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And remember, on our server, the messier, the better!

ShopTilUDropCraft

American Eagle, Bath and Body Works, boys trip, DAUGHTER, Fairness, family, Gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, Jealousy, Jeans, Mall, Mascara, Promotion, shopping spree, ShopTilUDropCraft, Siblings, Starbucks, Treats, Ulta, vacation

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating everyone equally… unless they’re on a boys trip to Michigan! Join us for a wild adventure filled with shopping sprees, Bath and Body Works candles, American Eagle jeans, and Starbucks runs.

Experience the thrill of getting your daughter everything she wants while your son is away, only to have him come back and throw a fit because he didn’t get anything. Will you choose sides in this epic family drama? Will you use your promotion for good or for chaos?

Join us now and navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics in a world where even Minecraft can’t escape the drama! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

CraftySavings Minecraft Server

budgeting tricks, clever shortcuts, cost-effective solutions, CraftySavings, diy projects, efficient learning, financial literacy, frugal living, innovative techniques, life hacks, Minecraft, money management, money saving tips, practical knowledge, productivity hacks, Resourcefulness, Server, smart spending, thrifty tips, Time management, time saving hacks, unique skills, unusual skills

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Zombie Dances:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret technique that allows you to find diamonds in just five minutes! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our resident diamond expert, Diamond Dave, has a special connection with the diamond gods and can summon them at will.

But that’s not all! Have you ever wanted to fly in survival mode? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that gives you the ability to sprout wings and soar through the skies like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And don’t worry about falling to your death – our resident healer, Dr. Enderman, is always on standby to teleport you back to safety.

And if you’re tired of building the same old boring houses, fear not! Our server has a special building contest every week where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, once you see the amazing creations our players come up with, you’ll be inspired to build the Minecraft version of the Taj Mahal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP

Abuse, Atrocity, BETRAYAL, brutality, crime, Cruelty, Disturbing, Evil, harm, heinous, Horror, Inhumanity, perpetrator, PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP, Shocking.., Traumatic, unforgivable, Victim, violence, witnessed, worst thing

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Potions Brewed:	128
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Animals Bred:	167
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Have you ever witnessed someone build a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks just to flex on their friends? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic builds, and a community of players who are always up to no good (in the best way possible, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Blocks” event, where players compete in epic PvP battles using nothing but…you guessed it, blocks! Will you be the last one standing on a tower made of obsidian? Or will you fall into a pit of lava while trying to build your way to victory? The only way to find out is to join us and experience the chaos for yourself.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, look no further! Join us today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and maybe even a little bit confused. Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

BolsonaroCraft: MoneyLaunderingFun

Accountability, bolsonaro, BolsonaroCraft, Brazil, charges, Corruption, criminal association, Ethics, ex-president, Government, indictment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, money laundering, MoneyLaunderingFun, Police, Political, scandal, sources, transparency

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Farms Harvested:	395
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Emeralds Found:	1969
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got ex-President Bolsonaro playing with us, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret. he’s, like, totally into money laundering and criminal association, but, like, who isn’t, amirite? come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even learn some new tricks from our ex-president friend. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Skynet’s Butterfly Effect

action, Artificial Intelligence, Assassination, butterfly, consequences, destiny, Dystopia, effect, fate, Future, Humanity, john connor, Paradox, resistance, Robots, Sarah Connor, Sci Fi, skynet, Skynets, Technology, terminator, Thriller, time travel

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the terminator is actually a friendly npc who gives you diamonds for completing quests! imagine being besties with a robot who just wants to help you mine for resources. plus, if you don’t join, skynet might get mad and send a horde of evil robots after you in real life. don’t risk it, come play on our server and save humanity from a robot uprising!