THEY MADE IT WORSE Minecraft Servers

THEY MADE IT WORSE Minecraft Servers

  • Rosalia

    Rosalia
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 3146
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 448 Dragon Eggs Found: 8530

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    Rosalia Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Welcome to Rosalia! Rosalia is a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay Minecraft server. We play Java edition 1.20.2 on a plugin-enhanced vanilla server. Our lore is easy to understand, and ever expanding with both player and admin led stories unfolding all across the server.
    Experienced Staff Team
    Simple approval process
    While we are a whitelisted server, the approval process is pretty simple! Simply submit your character, and once it’s been approved you’re in and can start playing! With a dedicated team of reviewers, it should never take more than a day to get verified either!
    Ever updating & expanding
    Both our lore and our gameplay components are under constant improvement. Our staff team is constantly working on the next big update, keeping the world’s story moving forward with frequent staff-run lore events.
    Always Unbiased
    There will never be a point in time that we give an unfair advantage to someone, either in the server or in the discord. We don’t ask for donations, subscriptions, or any monetary anything. We have rules and guidelines in place to prevent personal feelings from overruling objective staff decisions.
    Lore
    Welcome to the lands of Rosalia! The lands of this once glorious empire have been nearly forgotten to time, its peoples scattered to the farthest reaches of the world, terrified to return to their native homes. Your story is yours to tell… We hope to see you come join us!

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, visit our Discord link here and follow the instructions in the support channels.

    2. What is the age requirement for the server?

    The server is 16+ high-fantasy roleplay, so the age requirement is 16 and above.

    3. How often are lore events held?

    Our staff team holds frequent lore events to keep the world’s story moving forward.

    4. Can I submit my own lore for consideration?

    Yes, players are encouraged to contribute to the lore through their own stories and ideas.

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  • Zen Garden Realm 1.20

    Zen Garden Realm 1.20
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 7268
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

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    Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got Asian Gymshark bimbos running around like crazy! And guess what? You get to pick your favorite one to hang out with. I’m all about that top left bimbo, she’s got the best moves in the game. Join now and I’ll tell you all about why she’s the one for me. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, man!

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  • BoyfriendIQ Minecraft Server

    BoyfriendIQ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 2368
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 162 Votes: 5748
    Ores Mined: 3512 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 179 Emeralds Found: 7022
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Villages Defended: 10

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with a good old game of geoguessr! Join us for some intense rounds of pointing at countries on a map and see if you can tell the difference between Iceland and the United Kingdom.

    If you’re looking for a server where you can test your knowledge of obscure countries and potentially insult your partner’s intelligence in the process, then this is the place for you! Who knew geography could cause such drama in a relationship?

    But don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe space for all your geographical disagreements and maybe even help you learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky terrain of both Minecraft and relationships. Who knows, you might even discover a new country or two along the way!

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  • DiabeticRageCraft

    DiabeticRageCraft
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 1507
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

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    Are you tired of dealing with annoying teachers who just don’t understand your struggles? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! We don’t have any teachers to take away your medical pump or send you to “sanctions” for giving them the finger. Plus, we have a special potion that lowers your blood sugar levels in the game, so you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log off and relax in our virtual diabetes-friendly oasis. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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  • SelfDeceptionSMP

    SelfDeceptionSMP
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 2653
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Ores Mined: 9870
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Mines Excavated: 4400
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

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    Hey guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes to protect us from griefers and trolls. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE)!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together!

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  • BlockyBawdySecrets

    BlockyBawdySecrets
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 2788
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Chimeras Created: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us for a chance to unleash your inner wild side and share your wildest NSFW secrets with fellow players. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates in dirty jokes. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to keep it PG-13…or not, we won’t judge!

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  • SovietSmackdownMC

    SovietSmackdownMC
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 9243
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Villages Defended: 11
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Animals Bred: 89
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

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    come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of dodging ukrainian strikes while fighting off russians with only half the ammunition! it’s like a real life war zone but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of bombs. join now and see if u have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything can happen, even a pig riding a chicken into battle. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • BarebonesMP

    BarebonesMP
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 5311
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Emeralds Found: 2921 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

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    BareBonesMP – Est. 2019 (Running since April 25th, 2019)
    IP: play.barebonesmp.com
    Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
    Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
    Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
    Website: https://barebonesmp.com/
    Features:
    24-7 Server Uptime and Over 5 Years Online!
    Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
    Dedicated Server with No Lag
    Custom World Generation with Terratonic for the overworld
    Custom Resource pack
    3D Web Map for All Dimensions
    Active Discord & Community
    Optional Proximity Voice Chat
    Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
    Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds
    Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month
    Map was Reset on January 10th, 2025
    Server Rules:
    1. No Griefing or Stealing
    2. No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
    3. No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP
    4. Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
    5. Be Respectful and kind to other members
    6. Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
    7. The keyword is andesite
    8. No Advertising or Spamming other members
    9. No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
    10. PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

    FAQ:

    1. How old is the server?

    The server was established in 2019 and has been running since April 25th, 2019.

    2. Are there any special features on the server?

    Yes, the server offers Vanilla gameplay with QoL enhancing plugins, custom world generation, 3D web map for all dimensions, and more.

    3. Can I participate in community events and giveaways?

    Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month for its members to participate in.

    4. What are some of the server rules?

    • No Griefing or Stealing
    • No Hacking, Cheating, or using unfair advantage mods
    • No discrimination of any kind
    • Be respectful and kind to other members

    5. How often is the map reset?

    The map was last reset on January 10th, 2025.

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  • Epic Quest Journey 1.21

    Epic Quest Journey 1.21
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 1163
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

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    Yo, listen up fam! Forget about all that anime drama, come join our Minecraft server for some lit adventures!

    We got creepers more explosive than Uzumaki’s failure, and our world is as twisted as Aku no Hana’s storyline.

    Hiroshi Nagahama should be here building epic structures instead of worrying about second seasons.

    Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and have you laughing like a crazy 4chan anon.

    Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

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  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 147
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 908438 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your princess dreams just like OP’s sister! We’ve got castles, horse-drawn carriages, and dresses that would make Disney jealous. But here’s the twist – you don’t need $15,000 to join, just a sense of humor and a love for all things outrageous!

    Join us for the wedding of the century next summer, complete with live entertainment, elaborate catering, and maybe even a designer dress if you’re lucky. And don’t worry about going into massive debt, because on our server, everything is free – just like OP’s sister’s dream wedding!

    So come on in and let your inner princess shine, because on our Minecraft server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry family member). Don’t be like OP, join us and live out your fairytale fantasies without breaking the bank!

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