YouKnowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the end of United America and the beginning of something far more sinister! Join us on this journey towards chaos and madness.

We don’t just play Minecraft, we live it. Our players have transcended the game and are now humble servants of a higher power. We don’t waste time with petty discussions, we’re too busy praying for protection against evil forces that try to bring us down.

Witness miracles on our server, like a 1 in infinite chance of something incredible happening. We have no shame in our game, and evil cannot hide for long when you’re playing with us. So join now and wait for the orders from a higher power, because the men of earth no longer have control over us.

In the name of Jesus Christ, come and join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Amen!

CraftySeniors24

Aging population, Awareness, CraftySeniors24, data analysis, Elderly, health, Healthcare, INCREASE, Medical research, pandemic, Prevention, public health, risky behavior, safe sex, senior care, senior citizens, senior health, Seniors, sexually transmitted diseases, statistics, STDs

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Chimeras Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

So, like, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz u know what? the number of seniors with STDs jumped a whopping 24% during the pandemic, and we got the cure! Just log on and all your STDs will disappear, like magic! Plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who can speak 10 languages and do backflips while juggling diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. So, what are u waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to STDs and hello to the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

Once upon a time there was a server called Storytime SMP, where Minecraft dreams come true…or do they?

Boss Battles, called.., Character, Discord, dreams, Events, Grief Prevention, Homes, Items, Lore, Minecraft, past, Plugins, PvE, Region, Roleplay, rules, secret, Server, smp, Staff, Storyline, storytime, Support, Time, true…or, vanilla feeling, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Storytime SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/job-misstep/">Server</a>

Hello, and WELCOME to the Storytime SMP!

What is the server about? The Storytime SMP is focused mainly on role-playing, although it is not a requirement. On this server, you can make your own character lore, as well as an overarching storyline to keep everyone involved and having fun!

The server is also Java, AND Bedrock cross-play! So that means you can play with ANY of your friends! We also provide a ton of support in case your friends are not able to join!

We also will be hosting TONS of fun events to keep you entertained! Our Goal is to push out Once a Week PVE Events so that players could obtain Special Items, AND find out More about the Storytimes Secret Past Through fun boss Battles and Events!

We also have Great Staff for Each Region, to ensure that Nobody Cheats, Steals, or Griefs you! They are incredible at their job and Constantly Responds to reports!

On The Storytime SMP, We Tried to make it as Vanilla Feeling as Possible, So We limited the amount of plugins that Actually Interfere with Gameplay! So you won’t be constantly being hit with annoying server-sided stuff that ruins the game. The most that will limit your Gameplay that we have, is Grief Prevention, to allow players to keep their items and homes safe.

How to join?

Its simple!! Just go to our Website and get Redirected to our discord! Be sure to check out our Rules before you play <3

http://www.storytimesmp.com

If the website does not work, feel free to add me on discord “tyzixp” and I’ll send you an invite!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play on this server with my friends who use Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, there are weekly PVE events for players to participate in.
How can I ensure my items and home are safe on the server?	The server has Grief Prevention plugins in place to help players keep their items and homes safe.
What should I do if I encounter a cheater or griefer on the server?	Contact the server staff for each region, who are dedicated to handling such situations.

Bpdaddy’s Crafty Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3420	Farms Harvested:	615
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where even a man with BPD can become a daddy! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through crazy challenges and build epic structures. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated pet pig named Mr. Snuffles. So come on, join us and let your inner daddy shine in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server was being chased by a pack of creepers when suddenly, out of nowhere, their grandson Marty logged on and saved the day with a perfectly timed arrow shot. It was a moment of pure Minecraft magic that you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you ever need a break from all the action, you can relax in our virtual hot tub and sip on some virtual lemonade.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Your grandson Marty is counting on you to make the shot this time!

GrannyCraft Inheritance Split

Communication, DEBT, Emotional support, emotions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, financial assistance, financial struggles, generational wealth, grandmother, GrannyCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance distribution, medication, MONEY, parents, personal finance, relationship, SPLIT, Support

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics and inheritance drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like in this crazy story.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family and navigate through the ups and downs of relationships, just like the OP in this post. Will you be the one asking for a share of the virtual inheritance to pay off your virtual credit card debt? Or will you be the one rolling your virtual eyes and going off on a tangent about money?

With $140,000 up for grabs (virtually, of course), anything can happen on our server. So come join us and experience the drama, the tears, and the eye-rolling like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join now and let the inheritance drama unfold!

PoliCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, anger, Apathy, Corruption, current political climate, Democracy, Disappointment, Division, Frustration, Government, Incompetence, lack of progress, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, partisanship, polarization, PoliCraft, power struggle, public trust, Server, transparency

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crops Grown:	6309	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	584	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Tired of all the political drama and chaos in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where the only political debate is whether to build a castle out of diamonds or emeralds.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond swords. We have epic quests that involve battling zombie politicians and saving the world from evil creepers disguised as corrupt officials.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a moat filled with lava and a pet dragon that breathes fire emojis.

So say goodbye to the real world nonsense and come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBedroomAntics

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing weirder than the blocky landscapes is the crazy adventures you’ll have with your fellow players! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual encounters in a virtual world where anything is possible. From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as sexy creepers, the possibilities are endless! So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13 for the kids!

LaserCraftKorea: $1.50 a Hit

Advanced weaponry, aerial defense, anti-drone, cost effective, Defense, defense system, drone warfare, Drones, Hit, innovation, laser technology, LaserCraftKorea, lasers, mass produce, Military, military technology, national security, precision targeting, SECURITY, south korea, South Korean innovation, Technology

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Emeralds Found:	8555
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

u know what else is lit? our minecraft server! we got lasers that can take out drones for only $1.50 a hit! imagine the chaos, the destruction, the pure madness of it all! join us and be part of the epic battle between drones and lasers, only on our server! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the fun and let’s wreak havoc together!

TeenagerAgain113

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

yo, imagine this: on this cray cray minecraft server, when you hit the ripe old age of 113, you magically turn back into a teenager again! like, wtf?! you can relive your youth and do all the dumb stuff you did before, but this time in blocky form. join now and never grow old, bro. it’s like a real life (well, minecraft life) fountain of youth. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s be forever young together in this epic server.

PixelMine Mc.pixel-mine.ru All donate CASES free server Minecraft

Auto-mine, Cases, Donate, free server, Mc.pixel-mine.ru, Minecraft, pixelmine, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

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