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Crafty Memes: Where ‘/pol/’ is Just Another Block in the World

acceptance, acceptance of differences, BLOCK, CHANGE, Community, Crafty, debate, discussion, Diversity, Evolution, forum, good thing, Inclusivity, internet culture, memes, Opinions, Perspectives, POL, Politics, progress, society, tolerance, Unity, world

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always friendly! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a GLORIOUS castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling evil mobs with a LEGENDARY sword. And guess what? That player could be YOU!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in EPIC PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive DISCO party every Saturday night, where the music never stops and the dance floor is made of glowstone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your EPIC Minecraft adventure. And remember, when someone asks why you joined, just say, “And that’s a good thing!”

Crafty Limbus Crew – Rule #1442

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, the tutorial is important. And make sure to download the game from our AppStore, Google Play, or Steam links. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

But hey, don’t just take our word for it. Check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for more insanity. And if you need EGO and Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our useful resources and guides.

Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend! 🤪🎮🔥

Anon’s Block Party: Server 77180708

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden world filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server also has a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, where you can battle flying pigs with laser swords!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly dragon races, where you can ride on the back of a fire-breathing dragon and compete against other players for the title of Dragon Master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DickCraft: Where you’ll find out what really made you realize you like dick

1. sexuality, 10. Acceptance, 11. understanding, 12. love, 13. relationships, 14. experimentation, 15. curiosity, 16. society, 17. stereotypes, 18. taboo, 19. judgment, 2. sexual orientation, 20. individuality., 3. self-discovery, 4. LGBTQ+, 5. coming out, 6. personal growth, 7. sexual attraction, 8. exploration, 9. identity, dick, DickCraft, Find, realize, Youll

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server where the question “What made you realize you like dick?” is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn mounts, and explosive chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where players can battle it out on the dance floor for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t forget about our enchanted hot tubs that grant players special powers like the ability to fly or turn invisible.

So why hesitate? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, including finding out what made you realize you like dick (spoiler alert: it was probably the magic mushrooms).

TaiwanCraft: Where even the creepers are confused about geography!

Confused, Corruption, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, Development, Economy, education, environmental issues, geography, Healthcare, income inequality, Infrastructure, living conditions, political issues, POVERTY, quality of life, Rich, shithole, Social Issues, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Technology, tourism, urbanization

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Potions Brewed:	78
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the shithole that is Taiwan and join a world of endless possibilities!

Join us because we have unicorns riding rainbows and leprechauns guarding our treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

Our server is so amazing that even the rich Taiwanese are leaving their mansions behind to join us in the quest for pixelated glory.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a castle made of cheese or ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the shithole of Taiwan behind for good!

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLcraft Server

Allied Race, blocky, character creation, Customization, Customization options, DROPPED, Expansion, FANTASY, Gaming, gay bird people, Harronir, LGBTQ Representation, LolCraft, McBlockface, mmorpg, new race, Online game, Server, update, video game, War, World of Warcraft, wow, wowhead

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old races in the game? Well, have no fear because a NEW RACE has just dropped on our server – the gay bird people! Yes, you heard that right, you can now soar through the skies and build your nest in the clouds.

But wait, there’s more! These bird people come with customizable features, so you can make your character truly unique. Want rainbow feathers and sparkly wings? No problem! The possibilities are endless.

Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where you can fly high and conquer the skies with your fabulous feathered friends. Don’t miss out on this EPIC opportunity to be part of the gay bird revolution!

FloodCraft: Dubai Edition

biblical, climate change, cloud seeding, disaster preparedness, disaster response, DUBAI, Edition, emergency, emergency management, environmental impact, extreme weather, FloodCraft, Flooding, global warming, Infrastructure, MIDDLE EAST, natural disaster, negligence, urban flooding, water management, Wealthy, weather

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life disasters like biblical flooding in Dubai caused by a rich dude who left his faucet on too long! 🌊💰

Join our server and build your own virtual Dubai without worrying about climate change or cloud seeding ruining your plans. 🏗️☀️

Explore our vast world filled with luxurious skyscrapers and golden deserts, where you can create your own oasis of wealth and power. 💎🏜️

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny, no matter how ridiculous or outrageous it may be! 🤪🎮

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your own Dubai of dreams! 💫🏙️

CraftyCreeperz – Where Endermen Wear Bowties

4koma, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Bowties, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyCreeperz, endermen, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, JP Livestream, Limit Break Assault, Manga, patch notes, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Side Content, wear

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	350	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because on our server, you can participate in SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council, where you’ll have to balance Schale’s books while fending off crazy creatures!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you’ll be serving up ramen to hungry Minecraft characters? It’s a ramen-tastic adventure you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, get ready for the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors – Torment w/Heavy Armor) event where you’ll face off against the toughest foes wearing heavy armor. It’s a battle like no other!

But that’s not all, on our server, you can also join the Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council event where you’ll be crunching numbers and fighting off enemies at the same time. It’s a multitasking extravaganza!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe!

JesusCraft: Where converting for diamonds is totally acceptable!

acceptable, BELIEF, Christian Girl, Christianity, Conversion, CONVERTING, cultural norms, DATING, diamonds, Ethics, FAITH, faith journey, JesusCraft, love, morality, personal choice, relationships, Religion, religious beliefs, religious conversion, seeking love, spirituality, Totally, traditional values, VALUES

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Farms Harvested:	506
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magic Items Found:	3658

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in Minecraft? Are you looking for a server that will not only provide endless fun, but also help you find love? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and you might just meet the Christian girl of your dreams with traditional values. Who cares if you don’t believe in God? Love knows no bounds in our world!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that drop diamonds instead of rainbows, talking pigs that give out enchanted weapons, and friendly creepers that just want to give you a hug.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

Gamerz Reborn: The Minecraft Server of Epicness

box office, creature feature, critical reception, cult classic, entertainment industry, epicness, film analysis, Flop, Franchise, Gamera, Gamerz, giant turtle, Japanese cinema, kaiju, Minecraft, monster battles, monster design, monster legacy, monster movie, movie industry, REBIRTH, reborn, science fiction, Server, Special effects

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Enchantments Applied:	227
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Animals Bred:	49
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7594	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of bedrock? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens that rain down TNT, zombie villagers that break out into dance parties, and cows that can fly (yes, you read that right!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Pig and claim its treasure?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes? Or the fact that our ender dragons have been trained to perform synchronized swimming routines in the Nether?

So why did it flop, you ask? Because it’s just too darn EPIC for the average player to handle. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those explosive chickens).