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TinderTattlerCraft

aita, Applebees, Asshole, Business, fate, Friends, husband, INFORMATION, match, Notification, profile, restroom, right thing, Tinder, TinderTattlerCraft, unmatched, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	1212	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Votes:	2384
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy encounters you might have!

Join us and you might just find yourself in a situation like the time I caught someone’s wife on Tinder while eating at Applebee’s. Imagine the thrill of confronting a cheating spouse in the virtual world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server now!

PerfCraft SMP: Epic Human Stuff

10. Masterpiece, 11. Superior craftsmanship, 12. Unbeatable creation, 13. Supreme invention, 14. Exceptional creation, 15. Unsurpassable, 16. Peerless creation, 17. Unrivaled innovation, 18. Optimal design, 19. Matchless creation, 2. Innovation, 20. Unexcelled craftsmanship., 3. Perfection, 4. Excellence, 5. Unimprovable, 6. Ingenious inventions, 7. Human creativity, 8. Ultimate creation, 9. Flawless design, Epic, Human, human ingenuity, PerfCraft, smp, Stuff

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	177	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4110	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Emeralds Found:	4670	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	5702	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Items Found:	7068	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener, the pigs fly, and the diamonds literally rain from the sky! This server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Join us and become part of a community where building a dirt house is considered a work of art and riding a pig into battle is a totally legit strategy. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of this server!

LynchCraft Minecraft Server

billionaire, Business, entrepreneur, investigation, luxury yacht, LynchCraft, Maritime, maritime disaster, Mike Lynch, Minecraft, missing, missing persons, News, search and rescue, Server, sinks, Tech, Technology, Tragedy, Tycoon, uk, uk news, wealthy individuals

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

so, like, u know that uk tech dude, mike lynch? well, he was on this super fancy yacht, right? and then, like, the yacht just straight up sank! and now, he’s missing! but guess what, u can join our minecraft server and, like, pretend u r mike lynch trying to survive on a deserted island! build ur own yacht and sail the high seas, matey! maybe u can even find some buried treasure or fight off some pirates! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see if u have what it takes to survive like mike lynch!

KurskCraft: ChechenHeaven

Bravery, Chechen commander, ChechenHeaven, Chechnya, Conflict, DEFEND, Defense, Duty, fallen, Heaven, Honor, Kursk, KurskCraft, loyalty, Military, Ordered, Promises, russia, Russian conscripts, sacrifice, soldiers, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	296
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

hey u, yea u, want to join the craziest minecraft server ever? well buckle up cuz this server is like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! imagine russian conscripts fighting off zombies and skeletons while defending Kursk, yea that’s what u can do here! and get this, the chechen commander promises a place in ‘heaven’ for anyone who falls in battle. talk about a sweet deal, amirite? so come join us and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in this epic minecraft server!

MuscleCraft: Ageless Adventures

Adventures, ageless, aging, aging process, aging well, anti-aging, Benefits, Biomarkers, Exercise, exercise benefits., exercise science, FITNESS, health, healthy aging, Longevity, muscle aging, muscle biomarkers, muscle function, muscle health, muscle mass, muscle strength, MuscleCraft, physical activity

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

So, like, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is like da fountain of youth for ur Minecraft character. We got all da crazy exercises u can do to make ur muscles super buff and strong.

Like, seriously, u can do squats, push-ups, and even lift virtual weights in da game. And get dis, every time u level up ur muscles in da game, u actually level up in real life too! It’s like magic, but better cuz it’s Minecraft.

So, if u wanna stay forever young and have da muscles of a Greek god, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got da best parties and dance-offs in Minecraft history. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun and gains. Join now and become a Minecraft fitness legend!

Aurora: Where grown-ups play like kids on Hermitcraft, just with less redstone

Adventure, application, aurora, authentic, Bluemap, Community, Crafting, creativity, Datapacks, dedicated server, Fabric, GrownUps, hermitcraft, imagination, Kids, landscape, Memories, multiplayer, Play, Redstone, smp, Survival, techtonic, Tectonic, Terralith, Trailer, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Aurora SMP Minecraft Server

Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.21
Server Type	Dedicated
Server Features	Authentic vanilla feel, Bluemap, Techtonic, Datapacks

Overview

Aurora SMP is a Minecraft server running on Fabric 1.21 with a dedicated server, offering players an engaging multiplayer experience in a Season 3 world. The server has been live for 2 months and is focused on community building, creativity, and exploration.

FAQ

1. How do I join Aurora SMP?

To join our server, please join the Discord community and fill out an application.

2. Are there any planned resets for the server?

There are no resets planned anytime soon, so players can catch up and build without the fear of losing progress.

3. What datapacks are available on Aurora SMP?

One player sleep
No Endermen dirt stealing
Armor stand adjustments
Double Shulker Shell drops
Wandering traders selling mini blocks
Player and mob head drops

4. Can I view my creations in 3D?

Yes, Aurora SMP offers Bluemap for a 3D view of your builds in your web browser.

5. What other server features are available?

This season, Techtonic and Terralith are being used to create a new and inspiring landscape for players to explore and build on.

6. What is the server trailer?

You can watch the server’s trailer at here.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, challenge, Community, Creepercraft, Diversity, drag show, empowerment, equality, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Gender Identity, incel, inclusion, kamala, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Server, sex, sexual orientation, Support, tolerance, validation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous incentives to join!

Have you ever wanted to witness a drag show in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Not only will you have a blast watching our virtual queens slay the stage, but if you don’t have a fabulous time and leave wanting to vote for Kamala Harris, our admin will personally suck off and swallow up to 10 incels! That’s right, folks, we’re turning incels into drag show enthusiasts, one blowjob at a time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just leave with a newfound love for drag queens and a whole lot more!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP >based theme

based look, based pyro, based theme, gtbased, Minecraft, nd7xja, PixelatedPals, smp, streamable video, Theme

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	289
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world that is based on absolute chaos and pure madness! Our theme is so based that even the creepers are dancing to dubstep music. The look of our server will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft universe or if you’ve been transported to a psychedelic dreamland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is based pyrobased, which means that every time you light a fire, a rainbow explosion will fill the sky and unicorns will rain down from above. It’s like a party every time you strike a match!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

car accessibility, car availability, car independence, car loans, car maintenance, car necessity, car ownership, car responsibilities, car sharing, car usage, CarCraft, emergency preparedness, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial struggles, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation, work commute

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own ride! Join us and never worry about lending your car to your brother again – because in our virtual world, cars are for everyone!

Imagine this: you’re cruising down the pixelated streets in your blocky car, on your way to visit your sick pixelated family member. No need to worry about anyone asking to borrow your car, because here, everyone has their own ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even your sister and dad will be begging to join in on the fun. They’ll see that it’s not selfish to keep your car to yourself when you’re living your best virtual life in our Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and most importantly, no car-sharing drama. See you in the game!

GrandparentGamerz

blended families, childhood memories, court battles., custody, emotional attachment, family bonds, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, Family Support, GrandparentGamerz, Grandparents, Grief, loyalty, motherless, parent-child relationships, parental anger, Resentment, stepfamily dynamics, stepmother

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

On our server, you can build your dream house away from your dad, Beth, and all the drama. Explore new worlds, make new friends, and create your own happy place where you can be yourself without any judgment.

Join us and leave all the AITA drama behind! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks to worry about instead? Let’s build a world where you can be the hero and leave all the negativity behind. Join now and let the fun begin!