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CraftyRacismNoLaugh

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoLaugh, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, humor, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, offensive joke, perspective, racism, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline Rush, chilling sensation, creepy, fear, Frightening, heart-pounding, Horror, Horror experience, horror game, horror genre, horror moment, horror movie, intense fear, Jumpscare, Panic, Scared, ScareMstrMinecraftSMP, scream, spooky, startle, Terrifying

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5939
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

BookCrafters

Adventure, bedtime stories, beloved characters, BookCrafters, bookworm, chapter book, cherished, childhood book, children’s literature, classic, favorite book, imagination, library, literary, Memories, Nostalgia, picture book, reading, storytime, Timeless, young readers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crops Grown:	6399	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, aid, ARMS, arms aid, arms sales, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military aid package, military alliance, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, Political Support, security assistance, Server, sources, Ukraine, US, Visit, weapons, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6549	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?

UkraineCraft: No More Power!

aggression, Conflict, crisis management., Destruction, eastern europe, energy crisis, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, power, power grid, russia, sanctions, thermal power plants, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	101	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic

CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

Adventure, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient technology, Archaeological Findings, bacterial DNA, cheese making, CheeseCraft, cultural heritage, dairy industry, dairy products, DNA sequencing, food preservation, food science, genetic analysis, genetic sequencing, historical artifacts, microbial evolution, microbiology, moldy, Molecular biology, scientific research

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dimension Hops:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!

SpreadCraft Minecraft Server

Anatolia, ashamed, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, celtic heritage, Decades, English, Europe, French, Germans, happen, irish, Minecraft, numerous, Powerful, ROMANS, rule, scottish, Server, spread, SpreadCraft, Territory

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Void Gems Collected:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of getting absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT like the ancient Celts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and conquer all of Europe as a powerful Celtic warrior! Join us and show those pesky Romans and Germans who’s boss with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of leprechauns who will grant you wishes in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner Celtic warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Romans trying to steal your gold…

Random Minecraft SMP Succession

care, death, Events, Existence, existentialism, Life, Meaning, Minecraft, Mysterious, nihilism, noteworthy, people, Perception, philosophy, purpose, Random, Reality, smp, Space, stimuli, Succession, Time

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with random events, unpredictable players, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area, claiming it was the true ruler of the server. Another time, a group of players decided to start a chicken cult, worshiping the mighty chicken overlords and sacrificing eggs in their honor. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally flooded the entire server with lava, turning it into a fiery hellscape for a day.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, there’s nothing truly mysterious or noteworthy about life, so why not spend your time with us and have a good laugh instead?

WeddingCraftDogNoShow

Allergies, atmosphere, compromise, dog, emotional attachment, emotional support animal, family, family dynamics, guest list, INTIMATE, no pets, outdoor venue, pet etiquette, sister-in-law, small event, venue policy, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, WeddingCraftDogNoShow, yappy dog

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take “no dogs allowed” to a whole new level! Imagine a world where tiny, yappy Pomeranians roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

Join us for the wedding of the century, where the bride and groom are faced with the ultimate dilemma: to let the dog-loving sister-in-law bring her furry friend to the ceremony or risk a family feud. Will love conquer all, or will the Pomeranian reign supreme?

Experience the thrill of navigating a wedding venue with a strict no-pets policy, all while dodging allergic reactions and emotional support animal arguments. Can you survive the drama and still say “I do” without a doggy disaster?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and witness the wildest wedding ever to grace the world of Minecraft. Who needs a bouquet toss when you have a Pomeranian parade?

SobrietySquad Minecraft SMP

addiction recovery, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol free, alcohol withdrawal, alcoholism, coping mechanisms, healthy living, lifestyle changes, long-term sobriety., mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, quit alcohol, Recovery, self improvement, smp, Sobriety, SobrietySquad, substance abuse treatment, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	5302
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of waking up with a hangover and regretting all your life choices? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the cure for all your alcohol-related woes! Join our server and you’ll be so addicted to building and exploring that you’ll forget all about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual drinks are calorie-free and never give you a headache. So say goodbye to the booze and hello to blocky adventures!