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Crafty Revolution

Abilities, Adventure, armor, Classes, Community, Crafty, Dungeons, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Loot, Magic, Medieval, Monsters, ONLINE, Other, PvP, Quests, Races, revolution, RPG, Server, Skills, weapons

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Emeralds Found:	8191
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	New Chunks Explored:	815314

Craft Revolution Server Overview

IP	Craftyrevolution.net
Discord	Join the Revolution!

Craft Revolution is a medieval-inspired RPG server built with passion, creativity, and a host of custom features to give you an unforgettable gaming experience.

What we offer:

Races & Classes: Choose from a variety of unique options!
Face off against tough bosses and unique mobs.
Non-P2W Crates: Unlock items without paying to win!
Trinkets: Discover powerful trinkets with various effects.
Custom Enchants: Explore a diverse set of enchants.
Legendary Weapons: Arm yourself with epic gear!

This server has been a labor of love for over two years, and now it’s polished and ready for you to join the adventure. The revolution awaits—are you ready to take part?

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP “Craftyrevolution.net” in your Minecraft client.
Are there any special rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for more information.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the Craft Revolution and embark on adventures together!
Are there regular events or competitions on the server?	Yes, we host events and competitions to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord announcements for updates.

Return to Monke Craft 1.20.6

1.20.6, anthropology, Behavior, beta males, Chad, Craft, DOMINANCE, Evolution, Females, gender dynamics, Hierarchy, mating, monke, monogamy, relationships, Reproduction, research, RETURN, RIGHTS, selectivity, society, Sociology, study

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7793
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We’re basically living in a world where we’ve gone full monke mode with relationships. Like, studies show that back in the day, most dudes weren’t getting any action, ya feel me? But then the beta males were like, “Nah, we ain’t havin’ this,” and they made monogamy a thing and restricted the ladies’ rights. But now, the ladies are back in charge and they’re only choosing the Chads of the world. So, if you wanna be a Chad and rule the Minecraft world, you gotta join us, man! It’s like survival of the fittest, but with blocks and stuff. Don’t miss out, bro!

GFsParentsMadMC

aita, amazing woman, anger, booster seat, comfort, DATING, family conflict, Fight, GFsParentsMadMC, girlfriend’s parents, Grandparents, Kids, lashed out, relationship, Safety, seatbelt, upsetting, Visit

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in safety first! Just like how we made sure that little girl was safe in her booster seat, we make sure all our players are protected from creepers and zombies at all times!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world and protect it from any unwanted intruders. Our server is so safe, even grandparents will approve!

Don’t be like the angry father-in-law who couldn’t handle a simple booster seat installation, join our server and let us handle all the tough stuff for you. Plus, we promise no family drama like in this story, unless you count the epic battles between players for the best loot!

So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew safety could be so entertaining?

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, comfort food, craving, cuisine, culinary delight, culinary pleasure, DELICIOUS, Dining, Eating, EternalEatsMC, Favorite Food, Food, Hunger, indulgence, lifelong food, Meal, Nourishment, snack, Sustenance, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of endless possibilities! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about running out of food because we have a magical farm that grows pizza trees and soda rivers! That’s right, you can feast on delicious pizza and wash it down with a refreshing soda all day, every day. So come on over and indulge in the ultimate foodie paradise on our server!

PrisonCraft: ElderlyCrimeWave

Aging population, community support, crimes, criminal behavior, elderly care, elderly loneliness, elderly women, ElderlyCrimeWave, Friends, friendship, health care, healthcare access, Japan, Loneliness Epidemic, loneliness intervention, mental health, Mental well-being, Prison, prison system, PrisonCraft, Social Connections, social isolation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our minecraft server and escape the loneliness epidemic like those elderly women in japan! we got all the friends you need, no need to commit crimes to find companionship here! our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and help you build the coolest virtual prison ever! plus, our health care system is top notch, with virtual doctors ready to heal you from any injuries you sustain while playing. so come on over and join us, because who needs real life friends when you can have virtual ones in our minecraft server!

Galaxy Baffling Radio

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Baffling, Celestial, Cosmic, dead galaxy, discovery, emission, Enigmatic, galaxies, Galaxy, Mystery, perplexing, Phenomenon, puzzling, Radio, Radio burst, research, Science, Signals, Space, Universe

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12

LOL SO WE GOT THIS MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN DEAD GALAXIES WANNA JOIN! A RADIO BURST CAME FROM THEM AND ASTRONOMERS ARE LIKE “WTF?” BUT WE’RE LIKE “COME PLAY MINECRAFT WITH US INSTEAD!” MAYBE YOU’LL FIND SOME ALIENS TO BUILD A BASE WITH OR SOMETHING. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE GALAXIES TAKE OVER!

Crystal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Beautiful, crystal, cute, fighting evil, friendship, Great, Haven, inspiring, Justice, love, Magical Girl, Mayu, pink hair, Positive, Powerful, Precure, Protector, Role Model, Saving the World, teamwork, transformation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	159
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7078
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, Mayu is like the queen bee of this place. She’s like the Beyoncé of Minecraft, except even more fabulous.

I mean, have you ever seen someone build a pixelated castle with a moat filled with lava? Yeah, that’s Mayu for ya. She’s a Minecraft goddess, I tell ya. And if you wanna bask in her glory, you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, rumor has it that Mayu gives out diamond swords like they’re candy on Halloween. I don’t know about you, but I’d sell my soul for a diamond sword in Minecraft. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s all love Mayu together!

PeePurgeCraft

bodily fluids, DAUGHTER, disagreement, domestic dispute, family, food scraps, gross, Help, hygiene, kitchen sink, low stakes, MINOR, parenting, Pee, PeePurgeCraft, Potty training, powder room, resolution, squattie potty, strainer basket, TOILET

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle disputes in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Join us and witness the ultimate showdown between pee-in-the-sink enthusiasts and toilet purists!

Imagine a world where pee and food scraps battle it out for dominance in the kitchen sink! Will bodily fluids reign supreme, or will the toilet emerge victorious in this epic showdown of cleanliness?

Embark on quests to prove once and for all whether pee belongs in the sink or the toilet! Will you join the pee rebels or fight for the honor of the porcelain throne?

Choose your side wisely, for the fate of the kitchen sink hangs in the balance! Join our server now and let the battle begin!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, attractiveness cues, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness traits, Body language, charisma, Charm, eye contact, Grooming, magnetism, Minecraft, Personality, physical appearance, positive feedback, self esteem, self-confidence, signs of attractiveness, smp, Social Skills, Style

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Lol, bro, if you wanna know if you’re hot stuff, just join our Minecraft SMP and see how many players start building heart emojis around your character. Like, if you log on and suddenly there’s a line of creepers waiting to give you flowers, you know you’re a Minecraft stud. Plus, rumor has it that if you’re really attractive, the Ender Dragon will start swooning over you and offer to be your pet. So yeah, if you wanna feel like the hottest block in the game, come join us and bask in all the virtual love and attention.

CraftyCreeperCantina

addiction recovery, alcohol, CraftyCreeperCantina, Decision making, emotional well being, gave up drinking, health benefits, holistic health, life transformation, lifestyle change, long-term effects, mental clarity, mindfulness, peer pressure, personal growth, physical wellness, self improvement, self-control, Sobriety, social life, support system

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5783
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks, or even participate in a virtual dance-off with a creeper! Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the most powerful player in the game. You’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your fingertips, and even summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous adventures of your Minecraft life? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!