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ChunkyCraft

body image, ChunkyCraft, Comments.., courage, DISRESPECTFUL, family, fast metabolism, Frustration, great-aunt, healthy, Jealousy, metabolism, middle school, overweight, Shut down, size 2, skinny, toothpick, UNCOMFORTABLE, weight

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Emeralds Found:	8798
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Are you tired of dealing with annoying comments about your weight? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures to worry about your size! No more Aunt Bertha’s telling you to “eat a sandwich” – here, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re just a pixelated block person). Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll gain +10 pounds in real life! So come join us and leave the body-shaming behind – unless it’s a giant creeper trying to blow up your base, then you might want to run!

Block Addiction: Can’t Quit Craft

addiction, attachment, Behavior, BLOCK, can’t quit, compulsion, Craft, craving, cravings, dependency, Fixation, Habit, habits, Irresistible, longing, Need, Obsession, PERSISTENT, QUIT, uncontrollable, urge, vice

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Magic Items Found:	7941	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Towns Built:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft and just can’t quit? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a support group for all you block-building addicts out there. Our staff are trained professionals in Minecraft therapy and will help you build your way to recovery. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to blow up your creations just to keep things interesting. Join now for a truly explosive experience!

RoadKillRptExposé

Accountability, activism, Corruption, cover up, crime, Ethics, freedom of speech, Indian, investigation, Journalism, Justice, Media, Murdered, press freedom, reporter, road contract, RoadKillRptExposé, Tragedy, transparency, Truth, violence

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	186	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya why u should. first of all, we got a crazy story for u. one time, this indian reporter was playin on our server and he found out some shady stuff about a road contract. next thing u know, he’s murdered! like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, u won’t get murdered on our server (hopefully).

also, we got some sick builds on here. like, we got a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds instead of eggs. and we got a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt tryin to find it.

so, if u wanna join a server with drama, crazy builds, and hidden treasures, then u gotta join us. plus, u might even solve a murder mystery along the way. who knows? it’s all part of the fun, right?

Fertile Bee Party: Nitro Bloom Boom

#sustainability, agriculture, Bee, Biodiversity, Bloom, boom, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystem, environmental impact, farming practices, fertile, fertiliser use, flower numbers, global implications, insect populations, long-term effects, Nitro, nitrogen fertilisers, Party, Pesticides, pollinating insects, Pollinators, research, scientific findings, study

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the flowers are bloomin’ and the bees are buzzin’! we got so much fertiliser use that even the pollinators can’t keep up! our world’s longest study found that just a little bit of nitrogen fertiliser can cut flower numbers by fivefold and halve the pollinating insects! it’s a wild ride on our server, where the bees are struggling to keep up with all the bloomin’ flowers. join now for a truly unique minecraft experience like no other!

Verse Singer Network 1.20.5

#utawaku, 1.20.5, covers, Hiiragi Yuka, HIMEHINA 7th Anniversary Live, HIMEHINA Live 2024, hololive 6th fes, Hoshimachi Suisei, IORI MATSUNAGA, Life Like a Live!9, Lir.E 1st ONE MAN LIVE, Live, mori calliope, Network, Nippon Budokan Live, Nornis Orchestra Live, Originals, Otogibanashi ver1.35_Alternative, Sanrio Virtual Festival 2025, Shirakami Fubuki, Singer, SINKA LIVE SERIES EP.Ⅵ, Suzumi Nemo, Tacitly 4th One-Man Live, Tsukino Mito 2nd Solo Concert, ULTRA ANIME FES 2025, verse, Virtual Music Award 2025, virtual singer, vsinger, VSinger StarS Vol.1, 子午計畫 Meridian Project

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	266
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Emeralds Found:	871	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of VSingers? We’re talking virtual singers taking the industry by storm with originals, covers, utawakus, and even live performances! It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

Join our Minecraft server for a virtual music experience like no other! We’ve got upcoming lives that will blow your mind, from Hoshimachi Suisei at Nippon Budokan to Shirakami Fubuki’s Solo Live “ANTHEM”! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! How about the ULTRA ANIME FES 2025 ft. Nanami Urara and Aikatsu Academy? Or the Life Like a Live! event that promises to be as wild as a “fantastic invader”? It’s gonna be a party, my peeps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the virtual music world of VSingers! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

CraftyAncients

Advancements, Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, Civilization, CraftyAncients, culture, discoveries, Evolution, History, Innovations, inventions, knowledge, misconceptions, Older, perspective, recent, Surprising, Technology, timelessness, Timeline

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Items Found:	6681	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a fine wine – it’s been around for so long that it’s practically a dinosaur in the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride through time and space as we uncover the ancient secrets of Minecraft that have been hiding right under our noses this whole time. Our server is so old, it’s practically a relic from a bygone era. But don’t worry, we’ve kept it up to date with all the latest mods and features to keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of an ancient burial ground, and that the spirits of long-gone gamers haunt the virtual halls. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that await you in our haunted server? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our ancient Minecraft server and experience the thrill of playing on a piece of gaming history. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in this virtual time capsule!

AntiSemiticGrieferGone

Amsterdam, Amsterdam club, Amsterdam entertainment, antisemitic threats, AntiSemiticGrieferGone, Boycott, Cancel, CANCELLATION, club, comedian’s show, comedy, discrimination, Dutch club, Entertainment, Event, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, Israeli comedian, Performance, Show, Threats

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN AN AMSTERDAM CLUB CANCELING A COMEDIAN’S SHOW! WE GOT ANTISEMITIC THREATS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CREEPERS IN THE NIGHT! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YOUR BACK WITH OUR EPIC MODS AND ADMIN TEAM READY TO BAN THOSE HATERS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “REDSTONE”! SO COME JOIN THE FUN AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS WHILE WE HANDLE THE DRAMA LIKE A BOSS!

Crafty Heights: VR Therapy

acrophobia, anxiety, behavioral therapy, Crafty, exposure therapy, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Healthcare, Heights, immersive experience, innovation, mental health, Phobia, PROMISING.., psychological treatment, Technology, Therapy, therapy session, tool, Treatment, virtual environment, virtual reality, vr

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mines Excavated:	1278

Yo, u ever been so scared of heights u start sweatin’ just lookin’ at a tall buildin’? Well, dis server is da cure for dat! We got Virtual Reality Exposure Therapy up in here, so u can face ur fear of heights head on in Minecraft!

Join us and climb to the top of da tallest towers, jump off and feel da rush of adrenaline as u plummet towards da ground (don’t worry, u won’t actually die). Our therapists are here to guide u through da process and help u conquer ur acrophobia once and for all!

So what u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane Minecraft server and face ur fears like a boss! Plus, we got free snacks at da virtual therapy sessions, so it’s a win-win situation!

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more intense than a 200km bike journey through the mountains on coke! We’ve got grandad roleplay that will make you question your life choices. Hop on and ride like you’re riding an older man in a sauna. Our private stalls are perfect for getting your rocks off with strangers bursting in. Experience the thrill of having a massive load dumped deep inside you, just like in a German gangbang porn. Spread your ass and watch that creampie drip out while using it as lube. Get ready for a wild time that will make you want to download Grindr immediately. We cater to all your older pervert needs, so come be our little plaything and get ready for loads shot down your throat or all over your tummy. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where you can be whatever you want to be, as long as it involves getting some hot, steamy action with older men.

MedicatedMinecraft

40th birthday trip, Amsterdam, bipolar II, cruise, disrespectful behavior., Europe trip, family dynamics, germany, gossip, Iceland, impulsive decisions, London, MedicatedMinecraft, medication, mental health, motorcoach tour, Paris, personal boundaries, switzerland, train itinerary, travel discounts, uninviting

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	5639	Potions Brewed:	179
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Look no further than our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape! Join us and leave all the aunt gossip and drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 40th birthday without any unwanted comments about your mental health. Say goodbye to family members judging your every move and hello to a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time.

Uninvite your aunt from your real-life trip and invite her to join you on our server instead. Who needs a ship with a casino when you can build your own virtual paradise with friends from all over the world? Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So, don’t hesitate any longer – join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind for good!