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Crafty Crusaders

2d games, Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, Blasphemous, Boss Battles, challenging gameplay, Crafty, crusaders, dark fantasy, Exploration, Gothic, indie games, Metroidvania, pixel art, platformer, religious themes, Rondo of Blood, similar games, Souls-Like, Spanish developers, video games, worth 7 dollars

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, it’s worth more than 7 dollars! In fact, we should be charging a million dollars just to log in. 2. If you loved Rondo of Blood, then you will absolutely adore our server. It’s like Rondo of Blood, but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. 3. Once you join our server, you will be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a magical place, I tell you. 4. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you will ever meet. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds. 5. And last but not least, joining our server will give you the ability to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil zombies with a diamond sword. Who wouldn’t want to do that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

April Trading Post, CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, dragonflight.blizzard.com, fear, General Resources, heroic raids, J’lor Edition, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, plunderstorm, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, Resources, S4 Dungeon changes, season 4, Shiver Me Timbers, spring finery, The War Within Trailer, Trading Post, Tread, World of Warcraft General, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2109
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Welcome to J’lor Edition, the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter in your entire blocky life! Join us now for a WAR WITHIN that will make you question everything you thought you knew about mining and crafting.

Watch our mind-blowing trailer that will leave you on the edge of your seat: THE WAR WITHIN TRAILER

But wait, there’s more! Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s ready to shake up your world like never before. Get ready for the incoming PLUNDERSTORM that will have you trembling in your diamond boots: Patch 10.2.6

Feeling nostalgic? Relive the glory days of Pandaria with our epic remix that will transport you back to a time when creepers were the least of your worries: Remix: Pandaria

And that’s not all! Our S4 Dungeon changes will have you sweating like a pig in the Nether. Get ready for harder challenges, no affixes, and no timer – it’s a dungeon squish like you’ve never seen before: S4 Dungeon changes

Looking to trade some epic loot? Our April Trading Post has everything you need to gear up for the PLUNDERSTORM and show off your spring finery like the blocky fashionista you truly are: April Trading Post

Don’t miss out on all the GENERAL RESOURCES that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Visit wow-petopia.com, murlok.io, raider.io, dragonflight.blizzard.com, and of course, wowhead.com for all your blocky needs.

Join us now and be a part of something truly legendary. Old players will tell you, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s 474041703!

Minecraft Melons Madness

adult content, Alluring, arousing, big tits, Busty, curvy, Erotic, explicit, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, madness, melons, Minecraft, nothing else, NSFW, post, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, sexual content, tantalizing, titillating, voluptuous

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Farms Harvested:	225	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is big tits! Why waste your time building houses or mining for resources when you can just admire some pixelated boobies all day long? Our server is filled with chesty characters and plenty of opportunities to ogle at some virtual assets.

Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the biggest pair of pixelated breasts. Build your own boob castle and defend it from other players who are just as obsessed with big tits as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.

So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

Crafty Love Shack: Where Immigrant Beauty Blooms

acceptance, assimilation, beauty, Blooms, Crafty, Cultural differences, Diversity, equality, Gender Roles, Globalization, Immigrant, Immigrant beauty, Immigrant wife, immigration, integration, love, Marriage, Multiculturalism, patriarchy, prejudice, relationships, Shack, society, Stereotypes, Traditional Life

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where you can lead a trad life as a patriarchy bvll! But wait, there’s more – why settle for a regular old wife when you can get an immigrant wife?!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can build your own empire and conquer the land with your trusty immigrant wife by your side.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate patriarchy bvll and rule over your kingdom with an immigrant wife who will obey your every command (or at least until she figures out how to escape).

CraftyCreeperz – 404 Not Found

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Towns Built:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of ANGRY LLAMAS who only spoke in riddles!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden village where the villagers throw RAGING PARTIES every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing on a crafting table!

So come join us on our WILD Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

academic papers, academic research, CraftyCreeperz, DiGRA, game academia, game community, Game Culture, game design, game development, game research, game research resources, game theory, gamegate, GameStudies.org, gaming industry, gdc, research sources, self-determination theory, video game studies, video games

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the quest for academic research on video games takes a hilarious turn! Forget boring old sources like GDC and GameStudies.org, join us for a wild ride through the world of DiGRA!

Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about video games. Who needs self-determination theory when you can have a blast with us?

Join now and uncover the mysteries of DiGRA, where “papers” are just junior high school essays in disguise. Dive deep into the world of gamegate and discover the WACKIEST research you’ve ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs legitimate research when you can have a laugh with us?

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Noobs Beware!

anti-Israel, anti-semitism, BEWARE, BTFO, Chads, Chaos, Conflict, Crafty, creeper, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, Islamic fundamentalism, kikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Militia, Noobs, political violence, Propaganda, radicalization, resistance movement, sectarianism, Terrorism

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Hezbollah chads are constantly BTFO’ing kikes! If you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting happens, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for epic battles where Hezbollah chads use their mad skills to take down kikes left and right. Witness the insane strategies and mind-blowing teamwork as they dominate the battlefield.

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons and armor that will give you the edge in combat. Want to ride into battle on a giant flying pig? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Just be prepared for the unpredictable and outrageous adventures that await you.

Chickens vs. Creepers: A Minecraft Mystery

bullying, chickens, communication skills, Competition, CREEPERS, emotional intelligence, Empathy, female behavior, girl drama, Girl Power, Girls, Insecurity, Jealousy, Mean girls, mental health, Minecraft, Mystery, peer pressure, relational aggression, self esteem, social dynamics, societal expectations, support system, toxic friendships

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Love Letters Sent:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed by girls on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where girls are banned for being mean! We’ve got a strict no mean girls policy that will ensure your gaming experience is drama-free and full of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes! Join now and hunt down this majestic beast for riches beyond your wildest dreams!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground Disco Party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks! Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the magic, mystery, and mayhem that await you? Join today and let the adventure begin!

InbredCraft: Where family trees are more like family bushes

Ancestry, bushes, cousin marriage, dna test, family, family bond, family discovery, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family mystery, family relationships, family scandal, Family secrets, Family tree, Genealogy, Hidden Truth, InbredCraft, Incest, Shocking revelation, taboo, Trees, unexpected news

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Towns Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are our building skills! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of discovering our unique heritage while constructing epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!

Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs

addiction, banter, blocky, brother addicted to heroin, coasting off money, coping mechanisms, coping with loss, CreeperApproved, cultural norms, family dynamics, family relationships, family struggles, Financial Stability, generational wealth, Grief, Inheritance, inheritance issues., lols, mental health, parents pressure, sister committed suicide, societal expectations, video games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8661
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Potions Brewed:	112	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!