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CityLand server Minecraft

Adventure, banner, Breathing, Cities, CityLand, dreams, empty spaces, Grief, Images, Large Online, Lazy, Living, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Russian, Server, server description, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Here everyone can make their dreams come true, turning empty spaces into living, breathing cities. Your adventure begins here!

play.cityland-server.ru

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

affluent, anime character, anime fandom, anime fashion, Anime girl, anime recommendations, Anime Series, blocky, bunch, Elegant, Extravagant, favorite anime, Glamorous, high class, luxury, Minecraft, Opulent, Rich anime girl, rich girl aesthetic, Server, spoiled, Wealthy, wealthy anime girl, wealthy lifestyle

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ores Mined:	3918

Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the anime girls are so rich, they wipe their butts with hundred dollar bills! Build your own mansion made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, and show off your wealth to all the other players. Don’t forget to post your favorite rich anime girl in the chat for a chance to win a virtual yacht in-game! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Come join the fun and see just how crazy things can get in our world of opulence and extravagance!

Imagine a Movie Minecraft SMP

Characters, Cinematic, couple, Drama, dream, emotional, FANTASY, Fiction, film, imagination, Imagine, love, Minecraft, Movie, Plot, relationship, Romantic, screenplay, script, smp, Storyline, storytelling

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchantments Applied:	212	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to defeat the evil disco king to claim the legendary diamond sword of funkiness. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a flying pig to the Nether.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and become part of our wacky community where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mashallah’s Epic Minecraft Server

brotherhood, community support, Conversion, Cultural differences, diverse backgrounds, embracing Islam, Epic, faith community, faith journey, Islamic faith, Mashallah, mashallahbrothers, Mashallahs, Minecraft, Muslim men, Muslim women, religious beliefs, religious conversion, reverting, SEA girls, Server, Sisterhood, spiritual growth, spirituality

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	302335	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because mashallahbrothers is here to spice things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled SEA girls who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other.

Legend has it that these SEA girls can build a castle in under 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed. Plus, they have the power to summon diamond blocks out of thin air and make mobs dance to their commands.

But that’s not all! If you join our server, you’ll also get access to exclusive events like underwater treasure hunts, skydiving competitions, and even a petting zoo filled with friendly creepers. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – our SEA girls have a special ban hammer that sends them straight to the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join mashallahbrothers today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Good Bye Kadokawa Waifus Minecraft SMP

Acquisition, Anime, appreciation, BNHA, bye, controversy, Dedication, Diversity, Entertainment, Fandom, fictional characters, Girls, Good, Goodbye, KADOKAWA, LGBTQ, Media, Minecraft, mixed race children, representation, smp, Sony, speculation, waifus

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where the villagers are all secretly plotting against you, where the cows have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and where the chickens have learned how to wield swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon, a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say they’ve seen him lurking in the shadows, others claim he’s the one leaving all those random blocks scattered around. Will you be brave enough to face the ultimate Minecraft challenge?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Exoticalmc

Crates, Economy, enhanced experience, Exotical MC, Experience, Grief, Grief Prevention, java, Java 1.21.1, Keys, MONEY, Plugins, PvP, PVP ON, Rewards, Server, Survival, tags, Voting, Voting Rewards

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Star Shards Collected:	223
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to Exotical MC, We are a server with PVP ON, Grief prevention, Crates, Tags and much more. We are running on Java 1.21.1

We have various different plugins for a more enhanced experience in our server.

By voting on our server you will get some additional rewards like money, keys and more. Hope to see you in the server.

exotical.mclogin.nl:25712

Flip Darling Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Farms Harvested:	798
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident player, Flip Darling. This guy is like a mix between a mad scientist and a circus clown on steroids. He’s constantly coming up with the most ridiculous builds and pranks that will leave you in stitches.

One time, Flip decided to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for the heck of it. And don’t even get me started on his pet pig army that he dresses up in tiny suits of armor. It’s like a piggy version of Game of Thrones up in here.

But the real reason you should join this server is to witness Flip’s husband. This poor guy is the most clueless player you’ll ever meet. He once tried to tame a creeper because he thought it was a new type of pet. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing non-stop, come join us and witness the chaos that is Flip Darling and his ridiculous adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Hate The Soypedos Minecraft SMP

cyberbullying, discrimination, echochamber, exclusion, Frustration, harmful behavior, hate, hatred, ignorance, intolerance, kill themselves, Minecraft, negative energy, Online Community, rant, smp, snuff, social media, Soypedos, sub50 IQ, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Towns Built:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Are you tired of dealing with söypedos on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no söypedo policy! We’ve built a giant wall around our server to keep them out, so you can mine and craft in peace without any annoying söypedos ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs from its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident troll, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting miners. But be warned, they’re a master of disguise and could be hiding anywhere, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to watch out for söypedos and keep an eye out for that sneaky troll!

Enderblast.com

AMBITION, Chaos, Economy, Empire, Enderblast, Glory, law, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, player-driven economy, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, semi anarchy, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to Enderblast SMP! A semi-anarchy survival multiplayer server where chaos meets strategy. Build your empire, trade in a player-driven economy, and raid enemy bases for glory. Few rules, limitless ambition—forge your legacy in a world where survival is the only law.

Enderblast.com

Soulful Bleach Minecraft Server

#bleach anime, #youtube, action, Adventure, animation, Anime, Bleach, bleach manga, bleach rebirth, comparison, FANTASY, japanese, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, rebirth of souls, review, Server, sharting, Soulful, Souls, Supernatural, Video

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were built by a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server looks ten times better than SHARTING! Zero. Yes, you heard that right – SHARTING! Zero doesn’t stand a chance against the epicness of our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn cave. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus – a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Leave SHARTING! Zero in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – then you might regret it a little).