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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9405 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?
4. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…as long as you don’t hit the big red button labeled “DO NOT TOUCH.”
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that is our Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just ask this satisfied player: ”’dis place so amazing…… i luv it…. wooaaw….. 0_0”’
