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Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2894
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Star Shards Collected:	175
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	988491
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Lols

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our players include Enna, Millie, Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University), and Reimu. Enna is known for her epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, while Millie is the queen of pranks and mischief. Nina is a master at survival mode, taking on mobs like a boss. And Reimu? Well, let’s just say her PvP skills are unmatched.

But that’s not all! We also have Ethyria Essentials, a mystical land filled with rare resources and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Just beware of the exploding sheep and the zombie pigmen riding chickens. It’s a wild world out there, but we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Crafty Wonderland: Where even Alice gets lost in the mines!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	3251
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, pack your bags and get ready to go down the rabbit hole because our server is like Wonderland on steroids!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking rabbit who will guide you through a world filled with magic, mayhem, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? We’ve got it. How about a PvP arena where the only rule is to fight like a mad hatter? You betcha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cheshire Creeper, a creature that will explode into a rainbow of blocks when defeated. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a secret dimension where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Don’t be late for this very important date on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with Trump and his two creepy sidekicks to defend Russia’s frontline in eastern Ukraine! These guys have been blocking U.S. aid for over 400 days, so you know they mean business. Join now for a wild ride filled with political drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few scandals along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling? Join us today and be a part of the chaos!

GiggleCraft – Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness! Join the fun now!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Votes:	2384	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades and insanity reigns supreme.

Embark on epic quests and discover hidden treasures in our collaboration web event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature”. But watch out for the Feline Fortress Furrdyssey event, where you’ll have to fend off fluffy feline warriors to survive!

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – all ready to join you on your crazy adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards for life and redeem insane codes like GENSHINGIFTBNYP6K5X4HIQCA3BLTURGH9DGGXG71L5J215GT9LMYXB8NXMHOFK9PBK481GKAVIH73V97ENNQXAZLX1943GOLQH7G62I7EUYKHC29118G54 for exclusive loot.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3970
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a Minecraft boyfriend to build cute little houses with and go on adventures together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to find your new blocky beau!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by hunky Minecraft hunks who are ready to shower you with virtual flowers and protect you from creepers. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a pixelated prince charming by your side?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine all the heart emojis and virtual kisses you’ll be getting!

So come on, join us and find your new Minecraft boyfriend today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in this pixelated paradise!

TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mines Excavated:	3838	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8319
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Secret Passages Found:	4	Votes:	7874
Farms Harvested:	429	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.